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#1401 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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HHH: This yeah I plan on jobbing at least once at least once. I also plan to be a comediain also. Haaa I crack myself up.
Vince: This year I plan on allowing the talent to really shine. Show their true skills. HHH: You plan on bein a comedian too. Vince: Yeah how was that? HHH: Brilliant. |
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#1402 |
EL MERO MERO!
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Bob Holly (talking with some guys): My resolution for next year to be a nicer person and to be a good friend to all my fellow workers, no matter what they have don--
DuPree: Um, Bob, can I ask you for some-- Holly: What's today's date there, buddy? DuPree: Um, it's Dec-- **Holly beats down Rene, Godfather style, and then some with a steel chair to the face and random steel steps to the back** Holly: ![]() |
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#1403 |
R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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Heidenreich: "I resolve to read more of my poems because the fans seem to really enjoy them."
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Posts: 18,357
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#1405 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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Jeff Jarret: I resolve to not hit anybody else with these god damn cardboard guitars. I mean, they don't even hurt! *hits himself with one and over sells it*
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#1406 |
He's Here
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Kevin Nash: My new year's resolution is to not tear my quad!
(An hour later.) Everyone: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Happy new year! Kevin: Happy new year every- OH GOD MY QUAD! |
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#1407 |
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Undertaker: my new years resolution is to learn how to sell
Several hours of drinking later Undertaker proceeds to no sell: Being Pissed Falling from a 3 story building 3 frog splashes from Eddie Guererro Alcohol poisoning A mugging Being hit by a truck Death himself |
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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#1409 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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JR: My New Years Resolution is to call a match and all the moves correctly.
(Fast forward to Wrestlemania '05. Randy Orton hits the RKO on Triple H) JR: Rock Bottom! |
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#1410 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Lita: My new Year's revolution is to not botch anything this year.
*Fast Forward to the first raw of 2005* Lita's music hits Lita runs out on the stage carrying the IC title and then while walking down the ramp falls down Ultimo_style. |
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#1411 |
R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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Kidman: "I think for my New Year's Resolution I should try something I've never done before. For 2005 I will not injure anybody with my sloppy version of the Shooting Star Press. Aw, who am I kidding?"
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#1412 |
He's Here
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Jerry Lawler: My new year's resolution is to not say "puppies" as much.
(Vince walks up.) Vince: I overheard your resolution, and you'll definitely not be saying "puppies" anymore! Jerry: What? Vince: I'm turning you gay! Jerry: .... Vince: Glad you're happy! JR (Out of nowhere): BAH GAWD DONG!! |
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#1413 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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I'm going to keep this going as I find it funny some of the stuff that has gone through here.
What Vince want's Abyss to do in his first storyline if he signs with WWE. |
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#1414 |
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U gotta do the topic in size 7 dummy.
![]() VINCE: "For your first match, you're gonna wrestle my friend Bob Holly. Oh, and here's some insurance. And a list of nearby hospitals. And a card that'll get you a 20% off spinal surgery. And a lollipop for being a good boy." |
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#1415 |
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Fight HHH
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#1416 |
He's Here
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Vince: You're going to be the #30 entrant in the Royal Rumble. You will win the Royal Rumble, have the decision over turned, and be sent down to Heat never to be heard from again.
Abyss: .... O... kay? Vince: I'm KIDDING! You'll be seen four, maybe five times a year on Raw! |
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#1418 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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VINCE: I'm so excited about your new push, Brock.
ABYSS: I'm Abyss. VINCE: I think you'll fit in very well here, Brock. ABYSS: I'm Abyss. VINCE: Of course you are, Brock. Now, Brock, who do you want to fight...Brock? ABYSS: [sobbing] I'm not Brock! I wish I could be! [Runs out of the room, crying] Rep for the reference |
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#1419 | |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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#1420 |
Inno Knows.
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Gerwitz: Hey Abyss welcome to RAW!
Abyss: Thank Paul, I'm happy to be in the big leagues Gerwitz: We've seen more matches with guys like AJ Styles, simply awesome, now if you can carry HHH to a solid match, around the 20 minute mark Flair will interfere and HHH will pin you, but your heat will still be intact *Kane walks by and hears conversation* Kane: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats a good one, keep your heat, I need to write that down |
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#1421 |
...and a Batman symbol
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**Vince is sitting at a desk in his office with a clipboard and pen in his hand. Abyss walks in**
Vince: Ahh, new guy, your just the person I wanna see. Abyss: Well thank you Vince for this oppurtunity to be in the WWE Vince: No problem. OK, I'm gonna ask you a few questions before I send you on the road, just so I know where to send your character. Abyss: OK, sounds easy enough. Vince: OK, first question. Who is your favourite WWE superstar? Abyss: Well, I'd have to say Chris Benoit. **Vince looks at his clipboard under the first question. There are 2 boxes. "Triple H" and "Other". Vince ticks "Other"** Vince: OK, thats all the questions done. **Vince grabs a box full of stuff from under his desk and hands it to Abyss** Vince: Right, heres your wig, cheerleader uniform, makeup and hair accercories. You're going to be from the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, lose to Lita 5 times, then driven off a cliff by Kane, and have your dead body raped by Triple H. Any questions? Abyss: Hasnt half this storyline happened be... Vince: OK Great, Have Fun! |
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#1422 |
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*Abyss walks into Trip....I mean Vince McMahon's office.*
Vince: Hello Abyss. Abyss: Hello Mr. McMahon sir. Vince: We're thinking of having you debut on RAW with a unique gimmick. Abyss: If it isn't a problem, I'd rather go to SmackDown! sir. Vince: What the Hell is SmackDown!? A cruiserweight? Abyss: No sir, it's your second wrestling show. Vince: You mean Heat? Abyss: No...UPN.....Thursdays....ring a bell? Vince: ...........On RAW this is what you're going to do.... *Later that night on RAW.* JR: BAHGAWD KING! RATTLESNAKE! AUSTIN! STUNNER! King: That's a crossbody by Hurricane on Rob Conway, JR. *Abyss appears on screen in superhero attire.* Abyss: I.....am Captain Ihateamerico JR: BAHGAWD! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, KING! THE ORDASITY! SUPLEX ON THE STEEL!!!!!!! |
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#1423 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Abyss: You may he happy now Kane with Lita...but just how happy is...Sandra Pick??!?!?!
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#1424 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Vince: Okay Abyss, I have the perfect angle for you! You see, you will go under the ring to find a weapon during a match and pull out, get this, a dildo! Then you will bitch slap your opponent with it, pin him, and afterwards make sweet, sweet love to it on air.
Abyss: WHAT!? Vince: Just do it, I'm trying to get out of my contract with Viacom. |
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#1425 |
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1000 pts to Alienoid
If other wrestlers besides Cena had their own custom belts. Last edited by Corkscrewed; 01-07-2005 at 03:36 PM. |
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#1426 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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*Triple H is walking around in the back. He stops in front of Chris Jericho.*
Chris: Hey man nice belt, I'll be challenging you for that at the Royal Rumble. HHH: Yeah but look closely at the belt. *Jericho looks closely at the belt. It has a picture of HHH on it in his "Game" face, and the underneath it is written "To my new Son-In-Law. This is your wedding gift from Linda and I. Love Vince. Jericho: Oh ![]() ![]() ![]() *HHH walks away laughing* |
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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#1428 |
He's Here
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(The week after winning the Tag Team belts with Rosey, The Hurricane walks past RVD.)
RVD: Woah, what's up with that belt? Hurricane: Oh this? It's the Hurra-belt! Look! It has the hurra-cuffs, the hurra-rang, the hurra-phone card, and the S.H.I.T. attachment! RVD: Shit attachment!? Let me see that! (RVD goes over to Hurricane and starts to fiddle with the S.H.I.T attachment.) RVD: *Poke Poke* I don't think you should mess with that! It's very sensi- (The S.H.I.T. attachment activates and sprays a brown substance all over RVD.) RVD: Woah! Shit man! I'm covered in shit! Hurricane: I told you you shouldn't have touched it! (Triple H walks by.) RVD: Haha, do it to Hunter! Hurricane: Hehe, okay... (Seconds later, Hurricane returns with a mouth full of shit.) Hurricane: Murf murf murf murf murf. Triple H: ... And don't try that again! |
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#1429 |
R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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RVD Belt: RVD takes Austin's old "Smoking Skull Belt" and has a an engraver add a joint coming out of the skull's mouth. RVD renames it "the 420 Belt".
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#1430 |
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John Cena having a spinning belt.
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#1431 |
Spammy Certified
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Visera.....um he would need one.
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#1432 |
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*Triple H is in the lockerroom with Evolution.*
Triple H: So guys, do you like my personal custom-made belt? Batista: It looks exactly like the World Heavyweight Championship. Triple H: Damn straight, and don't you forget it. |
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#1433 |
He's Here
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(JBL is talking to Danny Basham.)
Danny: Kick ass belt, except the bull looks like the Brahma Bull. JBL: It is, Rock never got to use this belt, so Vince just glued some horns onto it and viola! My new belt! Danny: Too bad Rock never got to use it... Big Show (walking by): Be sure not to hit me with the horns tonight dammit! You could impale me! JBL: Okay... (Fast forward to the end of the match.) Big Show: OH GOD WHERE'S MY EYE!? WHERE'S MY EYE!? JBL: Oops... |
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#1434 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Hurricane: Rosey, Rosey, dude, check out your new belt.
Rosey: Wow thanks.............what the hell? Hurricane directs him to a belt with shit covered all over the front of it. Hurricane: It is SHIT! Get it? |
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#1435 |
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1000 pts to Xero Limit.
-2000 pts to wwe is neat for not getting it. Twice. What happens when a TPWW member meets a WWE superstar (ideally, this is a one-on-one meeting) |
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#1436 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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*assman walks up to Trish Stratus*
Assman: Oh my gosh, it's Trish Stratus. *Trish is wearing her usual outfit, with her breasts sticking out* *Assman looks down to see a huge boner* ASsman: Oh my gosh. *Assman turns away quickly and then turns back around.* Assman: Hi I'd like you to sign this poster of you. *Trish pulls a pen out of her bra but touches her breast while doing so.* *Assman says Oh my god and turns away as Trish signs the poster. Assman turns around, grabs the poster, but you see a wetspot down by his crotch. Assman sees Trish looking at that and runs away.* (I used Assman for he is the youngest poster here.) |
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#1437 |
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Alienoid06: Hey look, it's Triple H!
*A few seconds later* Alienoid06: Hey, why am I on the ground? Chris Jericho (Lying next to Alienoid): Hey Gaylienoid, if I had figured that out, don't you think I'd be Champion by now, junior? |
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#1438 |
EL MERO MERO!
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** gonMad00 meets eDGE **
gonMad (wearing a shirt that says "Hey, I'm gonMad!): Hey, eDge! Big fan, and how are you doing? eDge (wearing shirt that says "EDGE !"): .......... gonMad: WHAT? eDge: ....... gonMad: ..did I fart? eDge (pulls out a laptop and goes to the TPWW forum): So you say I .."suck" ??? gonMad: um... y-yeah? eDge: You think you know me? Well, do you? ... NOBODY DOES! AHHH!! **cries out and spears a light pole, knocking self out! ** gonMad (while poking a possibly dead eDge): ........ um.. ![]() ![]() end. |
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#1439 |
love yourself
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LOL
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#1440 |
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wwe is neat: Hi I'm wwe is neat.
Triple H: Hi. |
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