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A huge portion of the roster is just happy getting their paycheck and being part of the team. I.e., they're like a college football player who, while talented, is happy being second or third string, or giving minimal effort or taking plays off even as a first string, and just likes the benefits (attention from girls, $ from bagmen, etc.) of being on the football team.
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boop/bop/beep
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I love that after all they've been through, Heyman has so much pull with Vince.
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His name is Jeff Harvey
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Don't mind Smeat, Dave, he tries to pass everything the dirt sheets write as fact.
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Is Finkle
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Would be cool for GFW to do an event in Saskatchewan and for them to use our production truck........ we did some MMA for the Fight Network once......
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Cena is not wrong.
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Wait.....They are making Bray trans? Really confused about that whole angle r/n.
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Resident drug enabler
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Trans Bray Wyatt, you say? Hmm.
WWE so topical. |
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Reigning Tipsters Champ!
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That hell in a cell card is awful
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Put the WWE Title on Nakamura and emphasize that fact. Point out that he is the best win-loss ratio in WWE history and keep him fucking strong.
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God, that Cesaro shirt is awful. "Swiss Cyborg" is a cool nickname though.
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Resident drug enabler
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Not only is that an insanely dumb idea... That is not even close to what "Swiss Cyborg" would sound like with a lisp. Jesus.
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I just have to say: I really fucking hate Eli Drake. I don't know if another personality has ever rubbed me the wrong way as much as he does. He's the perfect example of how you can have mic skills but absolutely no charisma. His catchphrases are not catchy -- they fucking suck. It's annoying he would lampoon his own and think that it's witty. You came up with them and then though of words that rhyme?
Fucking hell, sorry, I just really hate the guy. Actually, it's probably babyface Miz Host of SmackDown bad. It's that completely phony, club promoter, "I think I'm really cool," being loud means you're funny cunt-up of a fucking personality. I would pay money not to watch him. He is an anti-draw to me. |
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Who is it here that likes him? Simple Fan? Fuck you, Simple Fan. This is one case where you're not allowed to like what you like. He is measles in human form. Fuck anyone that would allow him to spread. Get your kids vaccinated. Turn off on Eli Drake.
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Let me talk to ya
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Sorry Noid but he's really my favorite wrestler right now. I mean he's a heel and your not supposed to like him so I guess he's doing something right. Although I believe you are stuck on one promo you heard from the guy when he was on his Dummy button. Has come a ways since then but that was still entertaining stuff. Damn though man, you are really passionate about wrestling and I'd love for you to find something that fits your taste.
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Do we have a thread for wrestlers we just really hate irrationally. I want to ramble more about Eli Drake. Just look at him:
![]() He looks like every insecure dude who hits his 30's, starts losing his hair, so hits the gym and takes cocaine to substitute for a personality. Then he comes off as urgent and needy to women and he can't understand why they won't fuck him because he works so hard at the gym and thinking of pick-up lines. I mean he might genuinely be a sweetheart in real life. Good for him landing a job and whatever. I just fucking hate his guts and I'd cancel any television show he ever appeared on, even if it did have The Rock on it. And I'd burn them in a trash can. Any money he gets paid to be a professional wrestler is money that starving kids in Africa don't see. I want people to remember that when they hear him go "Dummy! Yeah!" five times until it catches on to the mike adamles in Florida that go along to that shit-show that they are supposed to repeat this crap too. Fuck Eli Drake and fuck everyone that has ever invited him to a party so he thinks he's cool. |
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Eli Drake is like bad Alex Riley. And I have accepted that Alex Riley was not good. I was wrong about that. But give me A-Ry until I'm neck-deep in the Pacific Ocean's rising levels than five minutes of Eli Drake being the absolutely worst personality ever. I'd rather smear Vegemite on my balls until the yeast starts to burn through my actual testes, leaving me infertile and smelling like a lunchbox than know he is going to be on a show in the same town as me. The knowledge that he is there would ruin my life.
Am I making it clear how much I do not like Eli Drake? |
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Resident drug enabler
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Goddamn. Tell us how you really feel, Noid.
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King of Love and Piss
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Noid's girlfriend was obviously fucked by Eli Drake.
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President of Freedonia
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Is Finkle
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I have literally never heard of Eli Drake before now.
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Who was better
Eli Drake Eli Cottonwood Eli Blu |
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Holy shit, what a selection. Has there ever been a good wrestler with the same "Eli?" Might make for an interesting discussion: Worst wrestling name. Like, statistically, which names generate shitty wrestlers and which ones generate good wrestlers. I imagine that "Chris" is probably the best wrestling name.
Eli Cottonwood had the most potential by the way. |
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