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Old 02-12-2005, 08:12 PM   #1
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Pro wrestler love ballads.

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Old 02-12-2005, 09:50 PM   #2
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Old 03-14-2005, 06:22 PM   #3
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Randy Orton Pranks Gone Wrong

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Old 03-14-2005, 06:51 PM   #4
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Randy: Hey, guys, watch this! I'm about to ruin the Undertaker's legacy! *Randy RKO's Taker for the three count at 'Mania*
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Old 03-14-2005, 06:55 PM   #5
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Randy: Heh.. I'll teach that snooty bitch. Cheat on Hardy with Edge and not me...
*Randy grabs a purse with a "Lita" keychain and runs into the bathroom.

*20 minutes later, Randy emerges and finds Lita.*

Randy: Hey, LITA!! I found your purse..
Lita: THanks Randy, but that's not mine.
Randy: Huh??
Lita: I was going to stick that chain on my purse so I didn't lose it, but I screwed up and stuck it on the wrong one.
Randy: How the hell do you botch remembering what purse is yours?
Lita: Well I thought I saw a tampon sticking out... It wasn't though, it was a strapon...Oh well.

*Lita walks away, and Randy is confused as all hell as he holds the mysterious purse. Moments later, the door opens.*

HHH: Hey Randy, have you seen Stephanies' purse?
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Old 03-14-2005, 11:18 PM   #6
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Old 03-14-2005, 11:48 PM   #7
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[Triple H reaches into his sack lunch.]

Triple H: What... the... HELL?!?!
Randy: Ha! You go punk'd!
Triple H: [throws sandwich at Randy] Goddammit! You know I hate egg salad sandwich! You put your feces in the bag like I asked, dammit!
Randy: Y-yes, sir.
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Old 03-14-2005, 11:52 PM   #8
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Orton: This is gunna be a good one. Takes a shit in an unsespected divas bag.

1 hour later

Mr. McMahon: Who the fuck shitted in my bag?

Orton: oops
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Old 03-16-2005, 01:15 AM   #9
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Old 03-16-2005, 01:22 AM   #10
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Old 04-12-2005, 06:56 PM   #11
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I'm restarting this up. Here is the thing, I will award a 1st place and a 2nd place point system. Winner at the end of the year will get a prize or something.





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Old 04-13-2005, 08:10 AM   #12
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Vince: Im sorry, shitting in diva's bags is one thing...hurting your shoulder is another thing...Sorry but yer fired Orton.
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Old 04-19-2005, 10:29 PM   #13
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MadMan: Go get a job, ya Mad-Hole! I hear Dairy Queen is hiring. Turns out they need a mascot and they said you'd be perfect! Oh, and you can trust me on that!


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Old 06-07-2005, 09:58 AM   #14
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**At the video store**
Me: Hey, do you happen to have a copy of Gremlins?

Employee: Yeah, here you go. **hands over movie**

Me: Cool, thanks. Ok... this is the movie, right?

Employee: Yup.

Me: Really ???

Employee: M-hmm. Oh, and by the way...



I am your real father!

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Old 04-13-2005, 08:32 AM   #15
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Vince: I'm sorry but your just too talented. I appreciated the fact that you finally cut you rhair so you won't look like Triple H. But the fact is, you two are a threat to Triple H. Your mic skills are better than his, your wrestling skills are better than his, you two are more deserving of the World title than he is and that is why I'm going to have to release you two.

Jericho: Damn.

Christian: Yeah. I mean come on Vince. Why you let that old guy Bobcore Holly stay?

Vince: Well, ummmm. I got an answer for it just hold on. Matter of fact take a seat.

*5 minutes later*

Vince: I know why. It's cause he's been here for so long and he isn't that good.

Jericho: So what you are saying is that if you suck or are crappier than Triple H then you get released?

Vince: Damn straight.

Christian: Hate it for Shelton.

Vince: What you say?

Jericho: He said nothin about Edge.

Vince: Edge?

Christian: Yeah, you know that extremely talented guy in and out of the ring.

Vince: Hmmm I may need to look into this.

*Jericho and Christian walk out

Jericho: Ha, Edge finally gonna get what he deserves.

*The next night*

Vince: Let me introduce to you your new #1 contender for the World title. EDGE!

Jericho & Christian: DAMN IT!
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:44 AM   #16
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Vince: I'm sure you're wondering why I've asked you all here today. Well, I have some bad news. I have to let you go. You see, Hunter found out that there was a second show. Hell, I had just found that out a few days ago. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go...

SmackDown! Locker Room: *Grumbling and groaning*

Undertaker: EH HEM!?

Vince: Oh yes, a few of you WILL be staying, namely Taker and Hardcore. That's about it.

Kurt: What about me!?

Vince: Nope, sorry.

Kurt (Under his breath): I fucking slept with Steph for nothing!?

Vince: WHAT!?

Kurt: Oh, I said, 'I like flicking steps for nothing'...

Vince: Oh... Well, okay. I'll be canceling SmackDown! and...

*Triple H comes over to Vince and whispers in his ear.*

Vince: Really!? Great idea! On second thought, I'll be making SmackDown! the 'Triple H Show', where he talks about how great he is! It'll draw HUGE!
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Old 04-14-2005, 01:08 AM   #17
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Vince: This will teach you to sleep with my daughter behind my son-in-law's back! You're FIIIIRRRRRREEEDDDDD!!!!

Lita:
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Old 04-14-2005, 09:28 AM   #18
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Vince: Who's ever heard of a World Champion that dances? You're fired.

Batista: Are you talking to me?

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Vince: Sorry, ladies, but my boy Randy Orton doesn't like ladies who know how to defend themselves. So (points to Trish) you're fired, (points to Victoria) you're fired, and you're fired.

Shannon: For the last time, Vince, I'm a guy.

Vince: Really? But... your name's Shannon...

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Vince: ... and I'm very disappointed that you've injured yet another promising new worker. I've let it slip several times, but this time, I'm going to have to lay down the law. NUNZIO!

Nunzio: (peeks in door) Yes, sir?

Vince: You're fired!

Nanzio: Christ!

Vince: Let that be a lesson. Next time, maybe I won't be so merciful, Bob.

Hardcore Holly: (bored) Yes, Vince.

Vince: Now run along and get ready for you match against Joey Matthews tonight...
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Old 04-14-2005, 03:47 PM   #19
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Vince: Jim, we've got to do release someone. Who do you have in mind?

JR: Well....nobody right now.

Suddenly, Nunzio comes in the room.

Nunzio: Hey Vince, I was wondering, how about we resurrect the cruiserweight division?

Vince: YOUR FIRED!

Nunzio leaves. Vince turns on a fan and it falls down, knocking JR's coffee over on his new suit.

JR: WHATDAHELLBAWGAWD?!?!?!

Vince: THAT wasn't my fault!

Snitsky: (Entering the room) WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:44 AM   #20
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Old 04-19-2005, 10:13 PM   #21
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Old 04-20-2005, 02:45 PM   #22
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Old 04-20-2005, 03:36 PM   #23
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Seymour: Ultimo Dragon! It's great to finally meet you; I'm a big fan!



Ultimo Dragon: 私のあなたから得なさい。真剣に, あなたが私の ロッカー部屋にとにかく入れるhow'd か.

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Old 04-20-2005, 03:48 PM   #24
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Big Zylla: ....and that's why I invested all my money in the stock market.



Godzilla: But Zylla, aren't you the least bit concerned about the United States' fluctuating presence in international markets? The global ramifications of its stance as a world power reach a lot more levels than just the political spectrum. The dollar is down right now, so why put all of your funds into an increasingly risky market?



Big Z: Oh do be serious, my good man. You can't expect me to gather up my winnings and run away just because the Euro is getting stronger. If you want to get more out of your investments, you have to take risks!



Godzilla: I see. Well, it has been an absolute pleasure making your acquaintenceship, but I really must be going. There's a few city blocks in Yokohama that I'm scheduled to trample over in just a few minutes. I'd really like to swap mailing addresses with you.

Big Z: Indeed; I've always wanted a pen pal. How delightful! In the meantime, I'm going to go enjoy myself at the carnival.

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Old 05-14-2005, 02:19 AM   #25
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Old 05-14-2005, 02:22 AM   #26
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Old 05-14-2005, 05:08 AM   #28
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Romeo: Why not?

Romeo's Lover: I don't like doing it in the dog house.

Get it? Dog house! Romeo's upset people backstage.
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Old 05-14-2005, 02:55 PM   #29
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lol... I missed that. details?
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Old 05-14-2005, 03:28 PM   #30
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Booker T: Yeah? So did you....?

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Booker T: So how many exactly?

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Old 05-14-2005, 06:20 PM   #31
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lol... I missed that. details?
Not too sure, but apparently Romeo Roselli has a bit of heat on hm for jacking up the price for his appearances at NEW, which many think is unreasonable because he actually got his break there. Romeo did it because he didn't want to get hurt before Backlash.
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Old 05-14-2005, 08:18 PM   #32
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Snitsky: I'm commming darrrrliiiiinnnnng!

Snitsky takes his wifes dress and jerks it, trying to get it off and accidently tears it and knocks over a candle, setting the curtains and floor on fire.

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Old 05-17-2005, 03:34 AM   #33
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If John Cena ever met Randy Savage in a rap battle
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Old 05-18-2005, 12:49 AM   #34
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News Reader: Today "Macho man" Randy Savage and WWE Champion John Cena announced that a Rap Battle will take place on PPV between the two and will later be released on CD.
In other news, Suicide in wrestling fans was at a record high today.No reason has yet been discovered.
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Old 05-18-2005, 02:58 AM   #35
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SAVAGE: Be a man!

CENA:
A bad man! A bad man!

SAVAGE:
Be a man!

CENA:
A bad man! A bad man!

FANS:
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Old 05-18-2005, 04:11 AM   #36
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Cena: You're a wrinkled old man pulling the same old promos
Go back to your beautique, man, because everyone thinks you're a homo.
Your body's so brittle that even TNA don't employ you.
Go back to the 80's before I destroy you.

Savage: Listen up you wigger, you think you're a marine?
That A-team "music video" was the worst crap I've seen.
Don't you know who I am? I was Bonesaw McGraw!
That Superman movie was a box office draw!

Cena: That was "Spider-Man", dumbass.

Savage: Oh. Right. And ... um ... I lost my flow there son. Let me try, uh...
I've been rolling in dough
Since my cartoon cameo
I drive a mad Bentley
Watch me in "College University"...

Cena: Shut up, Randy. This is getting pointless. Let's just stop. Want to grab a beer before 50 cent gets here to pop a cap in my ass?

Randy: Sure. That sounds...
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!! OHHHH YEAHHH!!!!

Cena: *sigh*
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Old 05-18-2005, 09:40 AM   #37
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(Backstage on a PPV.)

Macho Man: Hey Cena, I bet I can wrap better than you!

Cena: You're on!

Macho Man: Okay! One... Two... Three... GO!

Cena: You think you're the best, you think you're so cool
I don't kn... ow... who... you... What the hell are you doing?

*Macho Man is wrapping a present.*

Macho Man: Wrapping... And I'm done! I beat your ass! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

Cena: What the...

Vince (in his office): Now THAT'S quality television!
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Old 06-03-2005, 05:19 PM   #39
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Man: Hello, can I have my clothes? My name is Jack Johnson.

*Laundry Man brings clothes out from the back and hands them to him*

Jack: These aren't my clothes.

Laundry Man: SWERVE.
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Old 06-03-2005, 05:32 PM   #40
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