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Old 06-04-2005, 08:52 PM   #1521
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FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
My boss swerved me a few weeks ago. I wanted to get some time off on short notice, and he said no because I had to make up for other people. A day after I talked to him about it he said he can give me the time off.
I felt like a doggie. “Sit, sit… If you want the cookie, you’ll sit… buy me a pepsi… Sit…. Nooooo…. Noooo…. Not yet…… nooooo… Okay, here you go! Good whore of an employee!”

Or how about when Ninja Gaiden came out for X-Box? Didn’t that game have one or two release dates because they had to push it back?
Same thing with The Arena in City of Heroes. Put it out on the test server, and then it doesn’t work! They put it on for the weekend, and take it off, and then it’s in the main game.

And the ending to Casablanca! No, it should have a happy ending!

Or how about when the United States Government said that we landed on the moon? Wasn’t that a trip? Recently the French government reviled that it was really Groucho Marx was on a HUGE lump of cheese.
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Old 06-04-2005, 08:53 PM   #1522
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FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)FourFifty got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
Or how about the whole 2000 presidential race? Wasn’t that a laugh riot?
BUSH
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BUSH
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Old 06-06-2005, 06:37 PM   #1523
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George Lucas: Episode III was the last Star Wars film. There will be no more.

(Two years later.)

Reporter: And in some breaking entertainment news, George Lucas has announced that he will be remaking the original Star Wars trilogy. Also, in some rather sad, related entertainment news, James Earl Jones, best known as the voice of Darth Vader, has died.
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:47 AM   #1524
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Me: Pizza Man should be here any minute...

(Knock on the Door, I open it.)

Pizza Man: Here's your Newspaper!

Me: Huh?
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:58 AM   #1525
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**At the video store**
Me: Hey, do you happen to have a copy of Gremlins?

Employee: Yeah, here you go. **hands over movie**

Me: Cool, thanks. Ok... this is the movie, right?

Employee: Yup.

Me: Really ???

Employee: M-hmm. Oh, and by the way...



I am your real father!

Me: NOOOOOOOO !!!!!
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Old 06-12-2005, 09:09 PM   #1526
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The worst reason/cause for a feud. Ever.
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Old 06-12-2005, 09:32 PM   #1527
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Having coffee dump on you...oh wait.

Dropping someone into a bucket of your own puke...oh wait.

Getting some form of liquid on someone's suit...wait a moment here....

Fucking some corpes in a very bad.....damn it!

I got nothing.
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Old 06-12-2005, 09:47 PM   #1528
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Jericho: (sipping a drink) This rasberry cordial is quite good.

Shelton: Yes. It's a good vintage.

Jericho: By the way, it is my understanding that the value of pi is exactly three.

Shelton: (Smashing bottle on the table) Why you SON OF A BITCH!!!!
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Old 06-13-2005, 06:49 AM   #1529
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Because Eugene drew a smiley face on HHHs hammer
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Old 06-13-2005, 02:48 PM   #1530
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There's a coffee spill on the floor. Edge cleans it up.

Sntisky: You used BOUNTY?!?!?!
Edge: It was the only there. It wasn't my fault.
Snitsky: :foc:
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:51 AM   #1531
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Val Venis (as Chief Morley again) vs Orlando Jordan in a battle of the Chiefs of Staff
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:09 PM   #1532
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Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Morgan in a stuttering contest...
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Old 06-14-2005, 04:54 PM   #1533
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(Randy Orton is in the ring, and generic music hits. Rochelle Loewen comes out with a purse.)

Rochelle: I WANT EVERYTHING IN HERE PAID FOR IN FULL!

Randy: What?

Rochelle: YOU SHIT IN MY BAG, REMEMBER!?

Randy: Oh...... OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE BAG!?
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:10 PM   #1534
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1000 pts to El Santo. Shame on the three of you who didn't follow instructions and just listed something rather than write a SCENE.


Things HHH would never say.
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:13 PM   #1535
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HHH stares into Stephanie's eyes

HHH: Steph.

Stephanie: Yes.

HHH: I want a divorce.
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:14 PM   #1536
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HHH is live in front of the Raw crowd with mic in hand.

HHH: I'm going to make this short.

*fans erupt in cheers.
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:19 PM   #1537
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*Triple H is in the ring with a mic*

''I have a new weapon as my sledgehammer was somehow lost....


*then we see perry saturn somewhere watching this with moppy and HHHs sledgehammer next to him(it has a smiley face on it because Eugene drew it on)


[Triple H] ''....Vince Mcmahon'' <------------thing that HHH would never say


*HHH picks up Vince by the legs and hits the next main eventer with him*
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:22 PM   #1538
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(Triple H is watching a replay of his promo.)

Hunter: God, when is this going to end!?
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:29 PM   #1539
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Also, might I remind people to keep it to one scene per reply. (and don't double post unless you really have to, or keep it to a minimum )
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:33 PM   #1540
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you know I'm no good at followin rules
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:44 PM   #1541
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HHH:Vince,I think I've been hogging the World Heavyweight Title,so I just came here to ask you if I could go after a different title.

Vince:Really? Well,I'll let you go after the WWE Title.

HHH:NO! I want some one else to go after those titles. This company needs some young fresh faces to hold the major titles.

Vince:hmmm,OK,well why don't you go after the WWE Tag Team Titles,we'll draft you to SmackDown! and make you team up with Hardcore Holly.

HHH:Great! Then after our 2 week title reign,I'll just job on Velocity,to let some fresh faces get to the big times.
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:29 PM   #1542
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HHH: Austin NEVER took his ball and went home
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Old 06-17-2005, 08:32 PM   #1543
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*HHH watchin a replay of his match

HHH: I need to lose weight.
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:42 PM   #1544
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{edit}
Oh, I see now...

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Old 06-17-2005, 09:45 PM   #1545
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Triple H: (With sledgehammer in hand backstage to Vince) Dare me to break the glass cieling?
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:49 PM   #1546
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"Who is this guy? He Sucks. O wait, his name is coming up...Trrrrriiiippppplllll...."
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Old 06-17-2005, 09:54 PM   #1547
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*at a booking meeting*

Writers: Hey we still need something for the main event slot

HHH: Hmmmmuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh, how about RVD and Jericho go at it for 20 minutes?

Writers: Uh Hunter what are you gonna do tonight?

HHH: Hmmmmuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, how about I put that guy London over, he seems like a star.
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Old 06-18-2005, 02:14 AM   #1548
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1000 pts to Pork Soda.


If WWE wrestlers were elementary school teachers.
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Old 06-18-2005, 07:42 AM   #1549
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Mr. Cena: Okay class, it's now time to pull out your 'Basic Thuganomics 101' books. Now, can anyone tell me when it's appropriate to use gay and poop jokes?

Kid: Never?

Cena: WRONG! THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS! YOU FAIL YOU PINK SHIRT WEARING DOODY HEAD!
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Old 06-18-2005, 09:45 AM   #1550
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Triple H: OK class uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Today uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we are going to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh learn uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh English uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

kids: What?

Triple H: English uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Old 06-18-2005, 10:29 AM   #1551
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Triple H: Okay classuh, take out your historyuh booksuh. Todayuh we will be talking about evolutionuh...

(Sixteen hours later.)

Triple H: The next week, Randy Orton finally joineduh. Then we went on the biggest ass kicking spreeuh the WWE has ever seenuh...

Kid: When is this going to end?

Triple H: Only ten more minutesuh.

(Five hours later.)

Triple H: Thenuh Randy had to drop the titleuh to meuh... And... Hey, where is everyoneuh?

Vince: Go on Mr. Helmsley, this is so interesting!
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Old 06-21-2005, 01:18 AM   #1552
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Steve Austin: So I've got to ask you, class...

Class: WHAT?

Austin: what ks the second law....

Class: WHAT?

Austin: of thermodynamics?

Class: WHAT?

Austin: I said thermodynamics.

Class: WHAT?

Austin: I SAID THERMODYNAMICS.

Class: WHAT?

Austin: Goddammit, just answer the question if you don't want me to go down there to kick your asses.

Little Timmy: Uh, sorry, Mr. Austin, but we don't usually learn classical thermondynamics in second grade.
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Old 06-21-2005, 01:31 AM   #1553
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:33 AM   #1554
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Undertaker: Today in art, we will be learning the basics of hat tailoring.
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Old 06-22-2005, 03:45 PM   #1555
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*Val Venis walks in*

Venis: Helloooo Ladiesss

*11 year old girls stare blankly as Val whips off his towel revealing his spandex tights*

Venis: Today class we'll be learning sex education.

*Class giggles*

Venis: As you know, the Big Valbowski has had a looot of experience in this subject"

Harry: Who, or what is the Big Valbowski?

Venis: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG VALBOWSKI IS? DO YOU EVEN WATCH WWE?!

Harry: Yeah, who doesn't?

*Entire class raises hand*

Venis: If you do watch WWE then you should be familiar with The Big Valbowski, Val Venis?

Harry: Val who?

Venis:...Val Venis, was also known as Chief of Staff Sean Morley?

Harry: Chief of what?

Venis: ARGHH, just get out Harry! *Harry walks out looking sad* Anyway, out of curiousity, why don't the rest of you watch WWE?

Timmy: We have no need too, we know what happens every week.

Venis: Oh yeah what's that?

Timmy: Triple H wins, and some white rapper guy makes gay and poop jokes.

Venis: Anything else?

Timmy: Ermm that guy with the afro spits an apple in a random persons face.

Venis: Anything else?

Timmy: Ermmmm... that Arab-American guy comes out during everybody's mic-work in the ring.

Venis: Anything else? About say.... a certain Val Venis?

Class: Who?

Venis: Arghsdsfsdgmdsngkdgfk *Walks out, slamming door behind him*
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Old 06-22-2005, 05:32 PM   #1556
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Somewhere, in a rural school house in Alabama….

Lita: Bonjour la classe, mon nom est Mlle Dumas, et aujourd'hui je vous enseignerai l'anglais. Maintenant soyez agréable à la prise votre copie Pour être L'homme de dehors et tournez-vous vers la page 57. Est-ce que quelqu'un peut svp commencer ?

Timmy: ….

Lita: Как о вас, меньшее Timmy? И вы любите начать прочитать?

Billy: …

Lita: Che cosa è il vostro problema? Sto parlando inglese, destra?

Tracy: ……huh?

Lita: Ich kann nicht dieser Scheiße voll glauben... ein Raum der Stummer!
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Lita walks into class.

Lita: Okay class, today I'm going to teach you about Sex Ed.
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Lita: Timmy, may I see you for a moment?

(Timmy walks over.)

Lita: About your homework, I can't understand that word, what is it?

Timmy: 'The'?

Lita: Oh, thank you Timmy, you may sit down.

(Ten minutes later.)

Lita: Timmy? Come here...

Timmy: Yes?

Lita: What's that word?

Timmy: 'Cat'...

Lita: Okay, thank you...

(Timmy begins to sit down.)

Lita: Uh, Tim-

Timmy: IT SAYS 'THE CAT IN THE HAT', OKAY!? I DID MY BOOK REPORT ON THE CAT IN THE HAT!

Lita: Well EXCUSE ME if I can't understand your chicken scratch!

Timmy: I TYPED IT!

Lita: .... GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:22 PM   #1560
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Snitsky: Lets go over this again! A!!!!!!! B!!!!!!! C!!!!!! D!!!! E!!!!!!! F!!!!!

Johnny: I!

Snitsky: NO! G! G COMES AFTER F!

Johnny: M?

Snitsky: NO! G! G AS IN GOD DAMNIT!

Snitsky punts the kid out of the room, knocking over 2 gallons of paint that spills all over the floor and splattering all the childrens science projects.

*Later on in the principals office*

Boss: You realize you got paint all over their science projects?

Snitsky: It's not my fault!
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