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#121 |
What's Best for Business!
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Cesaro's theme is pretty boss. And i think the lyrics are in Czech
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Royal Rumble: Cesaro enters the Royal Rumble as US Champion and has some pretty entertaining spots, and perhaps even makes the final four. TV: Cesaro continues to brag about Americans being unable to defeat him, perhaps even squashes "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Zack Ryder and some other Americans. Jack Swagger returns as a ragin' American hero. Elimination Chamber: Cesaro loses the US Title to Swagger in a hopefully awesome match. TV: Swagger is ready for Cesaro to use his rematch, but Cesaro declines, because he is not "wasting his time" with Swagger. Wade Barrett does, however, take issue with Swagger being such a proud American. Cesaro adopts Kassius Ohno as his tag team partner, with much being made of Ohno's status as an American, but it never being addressed by Cesaro & Ohno (heels can be hypocrites). WrestleMania: Swagger defeats Barrett to retain the United States Championship and keep a potential WrestleMania streak going while Cesaro & Ohno lose to Kane & Daniel Bryan in the opening match. Post-Mania: Kassius Ohno helps Cesaro win back the US Title when Cesaro does decide to use his rematch, and Swagger goes and finds himself another pro-American tag team partner to feud with Cesaro & Ohno for Extreme Rules (which would go back to being "Backlash" in my dream world). Perhaps this could even be the debut of "The USA Guy" Derrick Bateman? |
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#123 |
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Also, Cesaro has been fucking amazing lately. His matches with Sheamus, beating Kofi Kingston twice (and that fucking backbreaker!). He actually got the countout win against Sheamus on SmackDown this week. If he keeps going this way, he's going to create a lot of great memories for us.
It's just a shame that your average fan seems to really not give a crap about him. |
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#124 |
So fucking sexy.
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If there was any reason to give a crap, that would be different.
Also, I still love you, Noid. I've missed you a great deal. |
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#125 |
Cranky Kong
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Afterlife is kinda right. I'm a mark for Cesaro's ring work, but I'd really love to see him involved in something truly meaningful (in terms of the WWE universe).
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#126 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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Cesaro will not mount to anything important until he gets kneepads.
Right now he's the same as Cody Rhodes a few years back. I love everything the guy does, and wouldn't love to see him achieve loads of success, but I cannot stand the sight of bare knees in wrestling. Just looks weird. |
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#127 |
Cranky Kong
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He has thigh wraps. Close enough.
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#128 |
Alive
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So does Colonel Sanders, but you don't see him in a wrestling ring.
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#129 |
Cranky Kong
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ORLY????
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![]() Plus, I agree. The anti-American thing isn't really working in 2012. I've been enjoying Cesaro more and more on the mic, though, since it seems he's moving away from "I'm better because you're American and I'm Swiss" to "I'm better because I work harder than your lazy culture allows". I'd still love to see segments where Cesaro goes to the cinema or something, and he talks about the diet of the American movie-goer with their popcorn and large sodas. He can also talk about their movie choices and how they constantly fund the directorial careers of your Michael Bay's and such and crappy American blockbusters. Cesaro could even beat-up Spiderman impersonators and such and claim that he just Neutralized the real Spiderman because he's a real life role model and superhero. His ring work has been fantastic. Would love to see him put R-Truth on the shelf at TLC or something, though. Give Truth a few weeks off to rest and such, and give Cesaro a mean streak that people can boo. |
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#131 | |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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#132 |
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I don't know anything about technical wizardry, but from the standpoint of someone who doesn't know what "workrate" is, CM Punk is best in the ring atm. At least most entertaining.Des Moines Wrestling
Last edited by usheer; 12-21-2012 at 11:11 PM. |
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