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Hulk vs Andre about to kick off, but the referee just runs out of the rig after ringing the bell to open the match. Hulk and Andre just look at each other, alone, confused. They cuddle out of insecurity, and then suddenly in front if the captive audience, the two men 69 each other.
Jesse on commentary: "I've been to the Rolling Stones, and nothing compares to this." |
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#122 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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During the infamous Inoki-Ali fight, Ali throws an errant jab, which hits referee Gene LeBell. Enraged, LeBell chokes out Ali. Inoki gets up from his crab walk to check on Ali, and LeBell chokes him out, as well. He then declares himself the winner.
Actually, this would IMPROVE the moment, so nevermind... |
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#123 |
Spammy Certified
Posts: 46,115
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Linda McMahon: It was me Austin! It was me ALLL ALONG!
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#124 |
I have standards.
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#125 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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*Piper announcing the Bret vs. Shawn Ironman Match*
Piper: ...for One Week! |
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#126 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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My last one kind of sucked, so here's a better one...
Mikey Whipwreck wins Catcus Jack's last ECW match after hitting him with the Leonard Cohen Album. |
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#127 |
Former TPWW Royalty
Posts: 66,659
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During King of the Ring 1999, Stone Cold grabs the briefcase only to be lifted into the rafters and never be seen again.
Or it turns out to be Hornswoggle who raised the briefcase since he's the answer to every random movement even if it makes zero sense. |
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#128 |
The Will & The Whey
Posts: 2,580
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DDP wins his fued with Taker by wearing a biker helmet during no-disqualification matches and non-match confrontations. The blowoff match is the same except Kane comes out with Page to hold Taker at bay for DDP to have a fair match with Sara and win via Diamond Cutter, OR Taker chokeslams Page on the outside but Sara comes outside to kick Page only to be Tombstoned by Kane, thrown back into the ring, and covered by Page, who has made a comeback and stunned Taker.
OK, the DDP-Taker fued wasn't that great, but overbooking makes it even less so! ![]() |
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#129 |
The Will & The Whey
Posts: 2,580
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Extreme Rising gets off to a great start until Shane Douglas reveals the main event is cancelled due to talent no-showing as has happened at prior Extreme Risings. The fans, inebriated off their arses from FREE BEER, begin to riot and hold their own ECW "fans bring the weapons" main event.
http://www.tpww.net/2013/01/free-bee...roadtrip-news/ |
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#130 |
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Undertaker wins his "first blood match" with Austin by immediately kicking him in the balls a pulling out floss to floss Austins teeth....vigorously.
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#131 |
RIP SABU
Posts: 35,541
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#132 |
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So the guy who made that believes in the concept of Heaven, yet also believes Benoit would be there?
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#133 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Goldust: Mr. Television Announcer! Is that an extra microphone in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Vince: I'm happy to see you! *Vince and Goldust make out in the middle of the ring* |
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#134 |
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the harness doesnt break and godfather wins the match
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#135 |
Posts: 325
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Rock returns and ends up looking like he barely has the promo skill of a trampoline wrestler in a promo "battle" with Punk...
Never mind that's what they did |
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#136 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Ted DiBiase prepares to announce his mystery partner for the 1990 Royal Rumble...
Ted: I Choose YOU, PIKACHU!!! |
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#137 |
The Will & The Whey
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Then Vince feuds with Linda, who complains, "You tricked me all those years, you dirty h0m0!" GLAAD would then lobby the writers to make Linda the heel in the feud.
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#138 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Third Member of the NWO is revealed to be Rage of High Voltage.
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#139 |
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Owen Hart's mystery partner at Wrestlemania 11 turns oout to be Bruce Hart (or the equally pathetic Smith Hart).
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#140 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Better version of my last one...
The third man of the hostile takeover is revealed to be Diamond Dallas Page!!! The trio go on to call themselves "The Diamond Exchange." Only other major changes is that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash are henceforth referred to as the Diamond Stud and Vinnie Vegas for the rest of their tenure. |
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