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#121 |
I'm all there is
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#122 |
L.G. Fuad
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this thread is the best.. i cant believe its still going...
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#123 |
Chill out, dickwad.
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#124 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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it's just funny that's all... and to think I think she was serious at the beginnin
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#125 |
Hey Mister!
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At the beginning? She's still serious now. Besides, how do you know it's a she and not a homo. Actually it's probably Rhiannon.
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#126 |
He's Here
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If you REALLY wanted what's right for The Rock, you should start a petition for him to go to TNA. He could be over HUGE there. Their biggest draw, he'd be in the spotlight at all times. He'd be bigger than Jarrett! Start that petition! In WWE he's just going to job himself out. At least in TNA they'd treat him how he should be treated, as a LARGER THAN LIFE icon! He'd win every match! He'd go on a Goldberg-esq streak! He'd rule the wrestling WORLD!
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#127 | |
*Oh Sh*t*
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#128 |
L.G. Fuad
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yeah shes not smart enough to...
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#129 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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I was gonna close this and say something like "Ok, we've had our fun, kids", but nah.
CARRY ON! |
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#130 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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yay... but now we need more stuff to mock and make fun of
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#131 |
Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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*Vince arrives at his office one morning to find a note left on his desk by his personal secretary. He reads it and quickly dials his phone.*
Vince: "Yeah, Babs, about that note....uh huh.....listen, call in the boys. We're gonna have an impromptu meeting in my office. Yeah, thanks babe." *Waves his hand in the air as though smacking an invisable ass* ---Later--- *Vince sits in his office with many of the head honchos of the WWE. The internal memo is being passed around the room as an intern loads up an email.* Vince: Ladies and gentlemen, early this morning, we recieved an annonimous email. Intern: It's ready sir... *The intern turns the screen so everyone can see. On the screen appears a list of 37 names....all apparent rock fans (except one guy who mistakenly signed the list with an angry letter to santa, furious that the jolly bastard didn't help Shawn Michaels find his smile...)* Everyone in the room: "GASP!!!" Vince: "I know. It seems that we were mistaken in terminating Mr. Johnson from the staff" Steph: "Who's that?" Vince: ".............The Rock." *Vince opens his desk drawer and pulls out a dildo that he hands to Steph. "Here, sweetheart, go play somewhere while us tall people talk a bit." Steph: "YAY!!!" *And she runs off so I don't have to talk about her anymore in this spoof* HHH: "I swear, dad, this is total bull! I bet half of those signatures are double dippers! Rock can't draw anymore! They're just playing with the numbers...just like when they say that our Neilson Ratings represent the quality of the product! I shouldn't have to tell you again just how few of those boxes are out there..." Vince: "No, Jean....I think this one is legit. It has to be. It came from a website that has nothing but half naked pictures of the man. These people are HARDCORE FANS! We can't piss off our strongest fanbase." *The others all ponder the thought for a moment as Vince begins stuffing a gunneysac with fist-fulls of cash.* Vince: "Ok, Shane...he liked you best. I want you to do daddy proud and get him back... Just pretend you're me and he's Stone Cold!" Shane: "I'll do my best pop!" |
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#132 |
He's Here
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#133 |
RAPTURE READY.
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I want Rockgurl to post her pic, so say for example, if she looks like Molly Holly, I can use Molly pics for Cockgurl captions. If she looks like Dawn Marie, I could use Dawn pics for Cockgurl captions. If she looks like Jazz....ah fuck that, I will not use Jazz for captions
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#134 |
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Lol! Good one tucson. That was funny, in a dumb way...
And oh yeah, about the TNA petition: Hell NO! TNA sucks! He'll never go from a big company like WWE down to TNA. That would be dumb. Lol, he'll be huge? Well, obviously! He's huge in the WWE, so obviously he's going to be over huge in TNA! Dumbass! By the way, I am a girl. I don't know why you guys are questioning that. Is there even another girl on this forum? Have you ever had another girl on this forum??? Maybe that's why you can't believe that I'm actually a girl. |
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#135 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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Ahahahahaha, I am so glad I left this open. In fact...
*mod magic* |
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#136 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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yeah don't use Jazz... that would suck
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#137 |
RAPTURE READY.
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Cockgurl/Rockgurl
![]() Cock: Cruising down the street in my 6-4. Jocking the bitches, knockin the.... ![]() Cock: Aloha Mama, you came here to touch The Cock, right? What is your name? Girl: I am the infamous COCKGURL! I also go by the name Rockgurl. *Fans boo the shit out of Cockgurl* Cockgurl: I came here to ask you to sign my petition. To be on both shows. TNA RAW IS RATINGS and NCW Nazi Nitro. So will you sign it please? ![]() Cock: Sure thing mama.... ![]() Cock: DENIED! ![]() Cock: Who let this weirdo backstage? I'm gonna have to talk to Big CosaNostra about that.... |
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#138 | |
Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Rocky fan, eh? Then you'll probably enjoy my catchphrase. "THAT'S TS6 TO YOU, BITCH!" Now buy my T-shirt and use my half naked pic for your sig. You know you want to! Edit: BTW, never speak directly to me again, ho. From now on you will speak to me through my invisible friend, "Master Muhhhunguhhh buhh" He doesn't really exist, but that's ok...I'm sure you'll find him quite charming and he'll fit in well with your other posse of Half-naked Rock drones. |
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#139 | |
*Oh Sh*t*
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#142 | |
He's Here
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![]() Anyway, he shouldn't go to TNA... He should go to Ring of Honor and team with Mick Foley. I mean, the Rock and Sock Connection in another promotion? I smell ticket and DVD sales! ![]() *NOTE THE SMILEY |
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#144 |
Inno Knows.
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who stickied this?
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#145 | |
*Oh Sh*t*
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and well act a lot smarter... which you ain't. less irritable and annoying... but you are both You just seem like a guy that wants so badly to be a girl that you ahve to resort to pretendin on a board to be a girl. if not then prove it... post a pic of yourself. |
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#146 | |
*Oh Sh*t*
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#147 |
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This got Stickied? [Stuck?]
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard... Today.. |
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#148 |
RAPTURE READY.
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![]() *Cockgurl is seen here, hopping on the Highspots.com bandwagon* ![]() *Cockgurl pays the ultimate price for it. Plus shipping and handling* |
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#149 |
Chill out, dickwad.
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Rockgurl probably gets no attention from males outside of TPWW due to her outlandish personality and her hilarious superiority complex, and the females she does associate with only associate with her because they go to the same psychiatric counselor.
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#150 |
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I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!
Get your Cock away from me RockGurl.. |
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#151 |
Chill out, dickwad.
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If I am in any way wrong, ______.
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#152 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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I still have my doubts to her bein a girl
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#154 |
RAPTURE READY.
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she's probably a girl. Just young, dumb and full of cum
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#156 | |
*Oh Sh*t*
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and I don't think we would really want to see an ugly hoss as yourself anyway so keep it to yourself. You are quite the attention whore though. You are lovin this. I bet noone notices you at your school. You are the outcast. The loner. The one no one cares about. Do you want a friend? |
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#157 |
RAPTURE READY.
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![]() Cockgurl and The Answer (refuses to post his pic,hence the mask) |
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#158 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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such a darling couple
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RAPTURE READY.
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sorry, that was my midlife crisis talking, since I'm 50 years old and all. I'm Loose Cannon's father, by the way
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