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Not worst ever sort of movie, but bad enough.
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Small Soldiers.
I liked it when I was like 12, then I have seen it like 20 times over the last year, I hate it so much. Makes me want to go punch someone in the face |
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Although 16 year old Kirsten Dunst is hotTTTTTTTT
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once it comes out, i am predicting that "Ultra-violet" will be up there.
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This week's Entertainment Weekly has a list of the 25 worst sequels of all-time (since we're on the subject of awful movies):
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![]() *edit: I think the reason I loved weekend at bernie's 2, is because it was absolutely the worst concept for a film. A corpse... STILL a corpse... and they had to be careful because he just kept getting more and more ripe, and it was so fucking disgusting... and just the absurdity of the implausible situation was fucking hilarious. ![]() |
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And Godfather III? Please. It has flaws yeah but there is a plethora of sequels more deserving to be on this list than that. And isn't The Phantom Menace a prequel, anyway, same with Dumb & Dumberer. |
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How MIB 2 did'nt make that list I'll never know. And Star Trek 5 was greatness. Spock, McCoy and Kirk singing around the campfire! Classic |
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Kudos to the person who mentioned Deep Blue Sea. I fucking hated that movie. The only reason why I watched it was that I received the DVD free with my DVD Player purchase. Time I will never get back.
Another movie I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned was Envy. Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Christopher Walken being in a movie this terrible makes it even worse. Well Ben Stiller I can see.... Not sure if it is more that my expectations were high or what, but you just can't Vapoorize the crap that is this film. |
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R.I.P Latino Heat
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dude wheres my car
I honestly did not laugh once |
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I think their criteria was:
a) It was made after another movie, using its same characters b) Regardless of how good the previous movie was, how bad was this one |
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Apparently.
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Seriously all of you fuckers go rent or buy that piece of shit Six String Samurai and see if you've ever seen a worse movie I wanted to kill my brother for putting that shit on god I'm mad even thinking about it now.
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Six String Samurai has a 6.3 on IMDB.
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Six String Samuari is so bad it's good. I believe that was the point. Entirely campy.
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The following movies do not belong on that list:
Weekend At Bernie's 2 Ocean's Twelve The Matrix Reloaded That is all. |
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Remote is pretty bad. A ripoff of Home Alone.
Anything made by Full Moon Productions or Moonbeam is pretty horrible (though usually hilarious). |
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Birth was utter and complete shit. that ranks as # 1 for me
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A walk to Remember...my gf is still lucky i stayed with her after watching that.
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*bump*
i just saw a few minutes of "Cat Woman" on HBO. worst movie ever? maybe. maybe not. but i gotta say this. there comes a point when the people responsible for a movie need to start facing jail time. and "Cat Woman" definitely crossed the line. |
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![]() *Halle Berry walks up to a bar, in Catwoman suit* Bartender: What'll it be? Halle: White Russian. Hold the vodka. Hold the Kahlua. *...* Bartender: Cream, straight up! God it makes me wanna mass murder every single person involved to this very day. |
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Some of you are just being overcritical bastards. The Wedding Singer and City of Angels are hardly the worst movies ever. In fact, they are quite fantastic.
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Also, what kind of moron watches Freddie Got Fingered in the first place? |
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Watched Johnny Mnemonic last night.
Was immediately sorry for doing so. |
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I'm by no means a movie "buff" at all, like hardly ever watch any movies. But of the few I've seen, I'd have to agree with Freddy Got Fingered. Maybe it's just because I can't stand Tom Green at all, I don't know.
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Exorcist: The Beginning. Had to suffer watching that disgrace of a movie starring Isabella Scorupio (Goldeneye bond girl), and Reny Harlin.
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quesque fuck?
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THE RING TWO
WOW SO BAD |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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I would say DOOM is just about the worst movie i've ever seen. Other than the scene in the 1st person, it sucks! Where are the cacademons (sp?) and all the other awesome monsters???
Other crap movies include: Striptease, a girl works for the FBI, losses her job, and becomes a stripper...WTF! Junior...seriously, that was crap! Spiderman 2....I hate the girl in it...she ruined that film SO MUCH! Fantastic Four....utterly hopeless film You've got mail btw: Napolena Dynamite was brilliant! |
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Guessing by the ending there'll clearly be a sequel (I hope)... hopefully based more on the old games... I think I read somewhere about a sequel, and it just makes sense for him to come up at the top of the arc and find the whole of Earth populated with demons and stuff. Still, I really liked that film. |
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^^^ agreed. i stopped watching about half or two thirds of the way through.
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The Stupids. Why has noone mentioned this movie?
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Champions:
Picture Ken Shamrock in Trunks, Boots, Kickpads, and Grappling Gloves, firing a machine gun at enemies. That was in this movie. Slammed!: Picture Tiny "Zeus" Lister Masturbating. That was in this movie. |
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Oh god Catwoman made me want to stab something in the face
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Has anyone seen Cabin Boy with Chris Elliott?
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