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Old 06-22-2005, 08:26 PM   #1561
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Triple H: Now everyone sing alonguh to your ABCsuh!

Everyone: HHHHHHH, HHHHHHHHH, HHH, HHH, HH, H and H. Now I know how to spell 'HHH', won't you come and job to me!

Triple H: Very gooduh!
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:37 AM   #1562
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LOL @ Gouda's simple but hilarious approach. Totally the thing Lita would do.


In a perfect world....

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Old 06-24-2005, 12:47 AM   #1563
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*JBL walks into a dark alleyway*

JBL: Lets see here...431 I'mgonnagetmyasswhipped lane...

*suddenly he hears a voice*

Tracy Smothers:...hehehe Bradshaw, you ain't going nowhere...

Blue Meanie: hehehe

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Old 06-24-2005, 01:18 AM   #1564
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*Edge hits the ring, and the fans are silent*

Edge: Hey, where’s all the cheering?

Fans: …..*cough*…..

Edge: Where’s all the booing?

Fans: ………………..

Edge: What about the “You Screwed Matt” or “We Want Matt” chants?

Fans: …………………………..

Edge: Hey! Look, it’s Lita! Can’t she get heat or what?

*and then, one member of the audience pipes up*

X-Pac: Man, this guy sucks… I gotta use the can.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:55 PM   #1565
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JR: What a suplex by Christian. He lifts him, into the ropes and a nice backdrop. Oh wait, he sets him up..UNPRETTIER! 1..2..3!
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Old 06-24-2005, 02:23 PM   #1566
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Stephanie: I think it's time.

HHH: Are you sure?

Stephanie: Yes. *She pulls out a razor. Now sit still Hunter.

HHH: Nooooooooooooooooo.

*Stephanie shaves off the handlebar moustache and sideburns.
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:03 PM   #1567
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CNN REPORTER: "And in other news, it appears that TNA flight 4702 illegally ejected waste while in flight today. No one on the ground was hurt, but we're told the fecal matter landed on 15396 Manor Lane, which also happens to be the house of pro wrestler Randy Orton..."
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:37 PM   #1568
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(Triple H is out doing a promo.)

Triple H: So let me wrap this up before I begin rambling...
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Old 06-24-2005, 05:11 PM   #1569
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AUSTIN: "And that's when old Stone Cold said to himself, I think it's about time for a beer."

CROWD: "..."

AUSTIN: "Then I thought, hell, one beer ain't enough so I had two beers..."

CROWD: "..."

AUSTIN: "Three beers"

CROWD: "..."

AUSTIN: (getting uneasy)"....uhhh, four beers?"

CROWD: "..."

AUSTIN: (screaming) "JUST SAY WHAT, DAMN IT!"

CROWD: "..."
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Old 06-24-2005, 05:17 PM   #1570
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(The Diva's Search is at it's mid point and all the Divas are in the ring.)

Coach: Now, let's hear it for Melissa!

Fans: ........

Melissa: Who wants to eat off my BOOBS!?

Fans: .......

Coach: Oh, ME!

Fans: .....

King: You know, even I can get tired of this shit...
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Old 06-24-2005, 06:49 PM   #1571
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JR: Well, Chris Masters has just picked another anonymous fan from out of the crowd.....

King: Look at Masters! He should be in a museum!

JR: And he applies the Masterlock...what strength! what power by this young-BAHGAWD THIS OVERWEIGHT NOBODY FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE JUST BROKE THE MASTERLOCK!!!HE'S TAKING THE MONEY...!!!BAH GAWD!!
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:04 PM   #1572
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Vince: Get the fuck out of my face, you're both fired!

Stephanie: But dad!

Triple H: DADDY!?

Vince: SECURITY!

(The next week, Triple H is on Impact.)

Triple H: I am the Game-uh! I am Paul-uh!

Tenay: His name is Paula?
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:45 PM   #1573
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Triple H: GRRRRR!!!!!! I know Chris Jericho made me tap out like a little bitch, but I'm still the GAME-UH!!! I'm the REAL World Champion, and--

*RVD suicide bombs the ring*
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:48 PM   #1574
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Vince: Steph, this storyline is terrible...
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:01 PM   #1575
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Stephanie: I think it's time.

HHH: Are you sure?

Stephanie: Yes. *She pulls out a razor. Now sit still Hunter.

HHH: Nooooooooooooooooo.

*Stephanie shaves off the handlebar moustache and sideburns.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:34 PM   #1576
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Howard Finkel: And the winner of this 60 minute Iron Man Match, and NEWWWW WWE Champion...Shannon Moore!
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:30 PM   #1577
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Paul Heyman: I have acquired 100% control of the WWE creative team. I can do what I want, when I want. First, Stephanie, get the fuck out of my seat.
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:19 PM   #1578
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WHAT? I have nothing to say. Stop staring at me like that!
















Oh you're just feces!

*stomps away angrily*
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Old 06-25-2005, 05:29 PM   #1579
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Michael Cole: And the Undertaker is rolling around in pain from that neck breaker!
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Old 06-26-2005, 04:39 PM   #1580
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Just a quick suggestion - Can we do "What would wrestlers find in their fortune cookie"
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Old 06-26-2005, 05:54 PM   #1581
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Michael Cole: He's setting up for it.... THERE IT IS!!! TAZMISSION!!! HHH IS TAPPING!!! TAZ HAS DONE IT!!! TAZ IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
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Old 06-26-2005, 06:01 PM   #1582
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J.R: LITA WITH A PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT!
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Old 06-27-2005, 02:30 AM   #1583
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1000 pts to Innovator.


WWE fortune cookies
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Old 06-27-2005, 02:52 AM   #1584
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*Lita and Edge are at a Chinese restaurant, they just finished eating, and their bill comes with fortune cookies*

Edge: Hey! Fortune cookies! *cracks one open* “Look out for a loved one when they make a mistake.” Hey, these things are kinda vague.

Lita: Yeah, they are. *Lita pops a fortune cookie in her mouth, chews, and then starts to gag* COUGHCOUGHCOUGH!

Edge: Ohmigawd! Lita, are you okay?!?!?!?! *Lita nods her head, as her face starts to turn blue* Oh no! You’re choking! *Edge gives her the Heimlich maneuver, and Lita coughs up the fortune*

Lita: What the hell is that! There’s paper in my cookie!

Edge: Why don’t you read it?

Lita: Okay! “For the love of God and all that is holy, don’t botch eating this fortune cookie!” Hey, there things really are kinda vague!
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:00 AM   #1585
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*On the side of the road adjacent to an empty alley we see a grown man broken down in tears. A light rain is falling in the middle of the night as feral dogs howl in the distance, and a car splashes a puddle of water on this shattered soul without a reaction. He clings onto a tiny scrap of paper, fixated on it. This scrap of paper, this seemingly diminutive piece of garbage, this fortune cookie fortune has become the alpha and the omega of the shell of a man’s existence. He collapses on the ground, and repeats the same phrase over and over again*


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WWE fortune cookies
(sure, lets give it a shot)

Okay, it's too late for me to ask this, but are these WWE wrestlers getting the fortunes or making them?
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Vince: Ahhh, General Tao, you never cease to amaze me! Ahh, a fortune cookie! Let's see?

*Vince breaks open a cookie.*

Vince: "You have a big man fetish." What poppycock!

*The Big Show walks by.*

Show: Hey Vince.

Vince: Hey big boy!
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Vince: Ahhh, General Tao, you never cease to amaze me! Ahh, a fortune cookie! Let's see?

*Vince breaks open a cookie.*

Vince: "You have a big man fetish." What poppycock!

*The Big Show walks by.*

Show: Hey Vince.

Vince: Hey big boy!
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Old 06-27-2005, 11:10 AM   #1589
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*Lita Opens a fortune cookie*


''A runaway hubcap from a car will lodge itself up your nose''



[Later on... and Lita is walking home...]


Sure enough a Hubcam goes up Litas nose..

[In Gene Snitskys Car]

*CLUNG!*

(Snitsky) - ''What was that!?


he looks out of the window and sees Lita with a hubcap up her nose and reckonises it as his own...


"It wasn't my fault!"
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Old 06-27-2005, 12:53 PM   #1590
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Old 06-27-2005, 01:17 PM   #1591
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*Triple H opens a fortune cookie.*

Fortune: You will win.

Triple H: No shit... Oh, there's another one! Two for the price of one!

Fortune: You will run into an old friend soon.

Triple H: Hmmmm...

(Later, Triple H is at the mall.)

Chyna: HEY PAUL! YOU ASSHOLE!
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*Chris Benoit grabs a fortune cookie at the buffet table backstage at Raw*

*Benoit opens up the cooke"

Benoit: "You will end up on a show no one watches." Hmmmm. I wonder what that's all aboot.

*Vince walks up to Benoit*

Vince: Hey Benoit, tonight is your last night on Raw, you're being drafted onto Smackdown at the taping tomorrow night.

Benoit: Ohhhh. It all makes sense now.

*Benoit ends up on Smackdown and two weeks later Stephanie McMahon walks up to him*

Stephanie: Benoit, you're booked for Velocity tonight.

Benoit: . Wait a minute...the fortune cook said I'll be on a show no one watches, not shows!
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Old 06-27-2005, 01:41 PM   #1593
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Jericho is done eating dinner.
Waitor:Your fortune cookie sir
Jericho opens it up
"You will win the heavyweight title in the next week"
Jericho: Holy crap! This is too good to be true!

A man suddenly approaches the table.
Man:Uhhh, Iuhhh Thinkuhhh Weuhhh Gotuhhh Ouruhhh Fortuneuhhh Cookiesuhhh Mixeduhhh Upuhhhh

HHH gives Jericho the fortune he got
"You will job to the masterpiece on raw"
Jericho: Damn, you're right Hunter
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:04 PM   #1594
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*The Undertaker is opening his cookie.*

Taker: Hmm, it's smudged...

Fortune: Y===ou=w====il==l===n=====ev==e====r=s==e===ll

Taker: Wow, even though it's smudged, it speaks the truth!
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*Randy Orton opens up a fortune cookie*

Orton: "What goes around comes around 10 fold." I wonder what that means... *Randy Orton goes out to his car, and opens the door* WHY IS MY CAR FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:16 PM   #1596
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*Lita opens her cookie.*

Lita: It's blank!? Why is my cookie blank!? Hey Christy! Come look at this!

*Christy comes over.*

Christy: It's blank!?

Lita: Yeah, that's what I said...

Christy: Hey JR, you gotta see this!

*JR comes over.*

JR: BAHGAWD IT'S BLANK!

Lita: YEAH!

JR: HEY NICK! COME HERE!

*Eugene comes over.*

Eugene (out of character): What?

Lita: This is blank!

Eugene: ... Are all three of you really that stupid?

*Eugene flips it over.*

Fortune: You will fool two people today because of your ignorance.

*Eugene walks away.*

Eugene: And they call ME retarded...
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*** Some random wrestlers visit HHH's Chinese restaurant. ***
Wrestler 1: Hey, a fortune cookie!

**breaks it open.**

Wreslter 1: "YOUWILLJOBTOME,DAMNIT! I AM THE 11 TIME CHAMPION, ORTON! YOUWILLNEVERDEFEATTHEGAME!! ILOOKLIKEADAMNNORSEMENWITHTHISBEARD! OOOORTTTONN!!!"

Wrestler 2: Whoa, that sucks... mine only says "You will get X-pac heat once those realize you have little talent or charisma. Yeah, you, Edge. AND I WILL BEAT YOU WITH SLEDGEHAMMER, ORTON! "

Wrestler 1: Worst part, there's more on the back....

HHH: Oh, you're not done with the fortune yet... ** drops giant scroll in front the wrestlers ** .....THE GAME!!!!! .... **runs away**

end. FINALLY!
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Chris Jericho: *Reading the fortune cookie* Bad luck and terrible misfortunes will haunt your pathetic soul for all eternity.
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