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Old 06-27-2005, 06:02 PM   #1601
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:14 PM   #1602
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:38 PM   #1603
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(If Matt returns tonight.)

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Old 06-27-2005, 07:43 PM   #1604
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UPDATES TO THEMATTHARDY.COM ON JUNE 26, 2005:

A new teaser promo and a new video of Matt shitting on Lita's dog.
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Old 06-28-2005, 02:06 AM   #1605
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Old 06-28-2005, 06:01 AM   #1606
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Updates on Matt Hardy on June 27, 2005

Check out the newest video. Matt dresses up as Triple H and holds Lita down. It's a MUST SEE!
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:19 PM   #1607
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:26 PM   #1608
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:58 PM   #1609
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Today's Update on THEMATTHARDY.COM for 6/28/05:

Matt can be seen at RVD's Five Star store with Kane tomorrow. They will be singing renditions of their favorite emo songs, just for you! Oh, and Lita and Edge STILL suck! V1!
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Old 06-28-2005, 01:29 PM   #1610
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1000 pts for Highlander's oh-so-wrong but oh-so-funny quip.


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Old 06-28-2005, 01:36 PM   #1611
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Stephanie: GOD DAMN IT PAUL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO BOTHER ME WHEN I HAVE MY PERIOD! YOU'RE JOBBING IN THE CELL!

Hunter: But all I said was that I thought that color looks bad on you...

Stephanie: OKAY! THAT'S IT! I'M MOVING BATISTA TO SMACKDOWN AND YOUR ONLY TITLE CHOICE WILL BE THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP!

Hunter: WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 06-28-2005, 01:42 PM   #1612
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Stephanie: Get it up Hunter!

Hunter: I can't.

Stephanie: That's it. You lose.
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Old 06-28-2005, 01:48 PM   #1613
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*Triple H is watching TV when Vince comes in.*

Vince: Hey Hunter...

Hunter: Yeah yeah...

Vince: Now I know you need the title, but I think we should let Dave run with it for a while longer...

Hunter: Yeah, whatever...

Vince: So, I was wondering if you'd be willing to job in the cell to him...

Hunter: Yeah yeah, sure sure, now be quiet.

Vince: I knew you'd see it my way! Batista will be the next Triple H!!!

*Vince walks out.*

Hunter: ................ WAIT, WHAT!?
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Old 06-28-2005, 01:52 PM   #1614
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*** At WWE HQ..***

Vince: Dave... yeah, HHH will NOT win the title on Sunday, no. Instead, I want you to go to SD.

Batista: Oh, ok, cool. That sounds go--

Vince: And you lose the belt to Torrie Wilson at the Great American Bash.

Batista: .......

HHH: See, Vince? Told you he'd like my idea. THHHEE GAMEEEE!!! **playing with the WWE belt's spinner. **
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Old 06-28-2005, 03:33 PM   #1615
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Triple H: (At the creative meeting) I feel like jobbing to Batista again.

Vince: WHAT?
Stephanie: WHAT?
JR: WHAT?
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:09 PM   #1616
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:13 PM   #1617
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*Batista walks up to Triple H.*

Batista: ifuwilljobsaywhat

Triple H: What?

Batista: WOO! HEY VINCE! I GOT IT HERE ON TAPE! HE'S WILLING TO JOB TO ME AGAIN!

Triple H: ... What just happened here?
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:15 PM   #1618
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:15 PM   #1619
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Old 06-28-2005, 05:47 PM   #1620
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*Batista walks up to Triple H.*

Batista: ifuwilljobsaywhat

Triple H: What?

Batista: WOO! HEY VINCE! I GOT IT HERE ON TAPE! HE'S WILLING TO JOB TO ME AGAIN!

Triple H: ... What just happened here?
lol that reminds me of the old school ground "Did you see gaylordssayno on tv last night?"
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Old 06-28-2005, 07:24 PM   #1621
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Backstage at Vengence before the main event begins...

Batista: "Hey Hunter!"

Hunter: "Hey, Dave. What's up?"

Batista: "I just got a call from my doctor. He says I've got some rare disease... it's call idontwannagiveupthebeltjustyetidis."

Hunter: "Really? Wow that sounds horrible! Is it terminal?"

Batista: "Yeah, it is. The doc says that I'm going to die this time tomorrow night."

Hunter: "Oh, wow! Is there something I can do for you?"

Batista: "Well, Hunter, if it's ok with you I just want to go out there and put on the best damn match we can..."

Hunter: "Hell Yeah! We'll put on the best match anybody has ever seen!"

Batista: "... and I hope you don't mind but I would like to keep the title..."

Hunter: ".......... "

Batista: "I know you were suppose to win it back tonight but I really would like to go out a champ."

Hunter: ".... sure. Yeah, ok, yeah, you can retain tonight."

Later that night as the ref counts the 1-2-3.

Hunter: with tears in his eyes, "I'm going to miss you, Dave."

Batista: "uh... yeah... right..."

The next day Hunter misses Raw due injuries.

And two months later...

Random WWE Employee: "Hey, Hunter, have you checked out Smackdown recently? Batista is really beating holy hell out of JBL."

Hunter: "Batista? Dave Batista? He's dead."

WWE Employee: "uh... no, he got drafted to Smackdown the night after Vengence with the World Heavyweight Title."

Hunter: " .......sonofbitch."
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Old 06-29-2005, 01:58 AM   #1622
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Vince: Hunter, it looks like you're working Tuesdays now.

Hunter: I will not work Tuesdays!

Vince: Well if you don't want to work tuesday, then Batista is going to take your place.

Hunter: Thank y--

Vince: With the World Heavyweight Championship. You're jobbing in the cell at Vengeance.

Hunter: ...

Five minutes of silence

Hunter: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!
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Old 06-29-2005, 04:59 PM   #1623
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HHH: Come on Dave, you know I’m better than you at everything! Hey, I’ll job to you three times if you can beat me at anything! What do ya say?

Batista: DDR!

HHH: Oh, my white mage will totally kick your ass! I played that all the time in college!

Batista: B’uh?
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Old 06-29-2005, 06:33 PM   #1624
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HHH: Come on Dave, you know I’m better than you at everything! Hey, I’ll job to you three times if you can beat me at anything! What do ya say?

Batista: DDR!

HHH: Oh, my white mage will totally kick your ass! I played that all the time in college!

Batista: B’uh?
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Old 06-30-2005, 02:08 AM   #1625
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HHH: Damn, Stephanie saw the Bukkake video I did with Shannon....

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HHH (2000): I swear I will put a guy over if he somehow is so hoorid with a promo he makes me look entertaining.
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Old 07-01-2005, 10:01 AM   #1626
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Batista's Wife: Please job to Dave! PLEASE! Just ONE more time!

Triple H: Fuck no.

Wife: Okay then......

*Batista's wife scratches Triple H with her nails.*

Triple H: OUCH! Is it bleeding!? No, it's okay... Ouch though! Fine! I'll job!
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:38 AM   #1627
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Batista: Hey Hunter I'ma tell Vince that you said you would job to me again.

HHH: What! I never said that.

Batista: Really well listen to this tape.

*tape plays

HHH: Hi, I'm Triple H and I...

woman's voice: will job to Batista.

HHH: I never said I will job to Batista. That's not my voice.

Batista: Check this.

FIrst tape: Hi, I'm Triple H and I

*Batsita pulls out a second tape recorder

HHH: Will job to Batista.

Batista: Haha.

HHH:
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:49 PM   #1628
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Old 07-01-2005, 03:01 PM   #1629
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*Batista is standing next to a closet as HHH walks by*

Batista: Hey Hunter

HHH: Hey Dave, ready to job to me?

Batista: Yeah Hunter we need to talk about that. This guy on TPWW said I should win in the Cell....so yeah I'm not jobbing

HHH: No Dave I'm winning!

Batista: Hmmm I thought you'd say that *opens door*

*Tracy Smothers pops out*

Batista *to Tracy*: Hey look its JBL...and he's gonna beat up Meanie again!

HHH: Oh you wouldn't

Batista: Whats that? He just said something anti-semetic!

*Smothers attacks HHH*

HHH: AH OK! I'LL JOB!
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Old 07-01-2005, 03:10 PM   #1630
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(Triple H is sleeping and Darth Vader comes into the room.)

Vader: Cuuush... Ciiish... Cuuush... Ciiish...

Triple H (Waking up): Wha? What, who's... OH MY GOD! WHO ARE YOU!?

Vader: Hunter... You must job to Dave.

Triple H: WHAT!? WHY!?

Vader: Because I, am your father.

Triple H: WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOO!

(Triple H wakes up.)

Triple H: AAAAHHHHHHH!

Stephanie: What's wrong!?

Triple H: I had the nightmare again...

Steph: What, about jobbing to Dave and Vader being your father?

Triple H: Yeah...

(Triple H wakes up in the middle of the ring after being accidentally knocked out by Batista. Batista's music is playing.)

Triple H: DAVE! WHAT HAPPENED!?

Batista: You were knocked out and Vince made the call for me to pin you. You were out for a few minutes...

Triple H: FUCK!
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Old 07-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #1631
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lol... awesome job guys! 1000 pts to Slim tho. I'll go back and rep the rest of you if I can.


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Old 07-01-2005, 03:50 PM   #1632
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Old 07-01-2005, 03:53 PM   #1634
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Old 07-01-2005, 04:03 PM   #1635
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Me: Oh great... Hardcore Holly jobbing to Batista... what a surprise.

Hardcore Holly wins the title against Batista.

Me: Oh my god!!! Hardcore Holly as Heavyweight champ? I didn't think it would happen!
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Triple H (20 minutes into his promo): AND I WILL BECOME THE-

*Christy Hemme's music hits.*

Triple H: What the hell is this-uh!?

(A minute goes by, and it stops.)

Triple H: Well-uhh, anyway-uhh....

*Suddenly Christy appears behind Triple H with a sledgehammer and whacks Hunter in the knee.*

Triple H: OH GOD MY QUAD!
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*I'm a Real American plays and Hogan comes out.

*Hogan gets to the ring and strats posing for about 15 minutes.

Hogan: You know something brothers I...

*Shannon Moore's theme hits and he sprints to the ring and kicks Hogan in the knee.

*Hogan crumples down.
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(Lita is facing Victoria in a match.)

JR: AND HERE COMES THE WIDOW'S PEAK! NO! LITA JUST SQUIRMED OUT! BAHGAWD! NO WAY! BAHGAWD! LITA WITH A PICTURE PERFECT CANADIAN DESTROYER!

King (obviously out of character): Holy shit... I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, but holy fucking shit...
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*HHH vs. HBK part 505054983473948 Hell In A Cell match is going on. HHH is about to hit the pedigree when suddenly Hardkore Holly's music hits*

HHH: What the hell?

*after a few seconds nothing happens. HHH shruges turns back to HBK only to get met with the Alabama Slam by....SHANNON MOORE!*
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Chris Masters: Come on! $30,000 if you can break the Master Lock!

*Scotty 2 Hotty comes out.*

Masters: Please!

Scotty: C'mon! Lock it in!

*Masters locks in the Master Lock when the Heartbreaker's music hits.*

JR: BAHGAWD IT'S ROMEO AND HE HAS A GIANT KEY! HE'S STUFFING IT UP MASTERS' ASS! BAHGAWD SCOTTY UNLOCKED THE MASTER LOCK WITH SOME HELP FROM ROMEO!
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