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Old 07-05-2005, 08:36 PM   #1681
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JR: Okay class, who can tell me where the BAHGAWD YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD ON TV is?

Students: ....

JR: Anyone? Can anyone tell me!? Where is the BAHGAWD YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV!?

Student: What the fuck are you-

JR: BAHGAWD YOU FOUL MOUTH! YOU'RE GONNA GET US THROWN OFF THE AIR! BAHGAWD!

Student: Do you mean penis?

JR: BAHGAWD THAT'S GONNA COST US A PRETTY PENNY FROM THE FCC!

Student: What are you talking about?

JR: CHRISTIAN WITH A ROCK STUNNER! THE ROCK STUNNER! THE ROCK STUNNER! CHRIS STORM! CHRIS STORM! DAMN HIM TO HELL! DAMN VINCE HEYMAN TO HELL!

(Someone walks into the classroom.)

Guy: Sorry kids, JR forgot to take his medication today, so he thinks he's commentating RAW. We'll have this fixed in a jiffy...

(Ten minutes later, he brings JR back.)

JR: Okay class, now who can tell me where the penis is?
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:50 PM   #1682
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JR: Okay ladies and gentlemen, this is called a leg. *Points to his leg* Can anyone tell me what this is? *Points to his arm*

Kid: A head?

JR: NO! BAHGAWD YOUR WRONG! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Kid: It wasn't MY fault.

Kid2: WHAT?

Kid3: Show me the puppies!

Shannon Moore: Can I go to the bathroom.

JR: No, shut up you dastirdly child!
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Old 07-08-2005, 04:22 PM   #1683
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I just though of a scene... 'If Pro Wrestling was an Olympic sport'...

I don't know, I'm just throwing some ideas around...
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:05 PM   #1684
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^ :\ I think we've done that before... either that or it'd just be Greco Roman wrestling.


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What would happen if a recently fired wrestler met one (or more) of the Diva Search contestants on his/her way out...
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:17 PM   #1685
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Shannon Moore: I'll be where you are next year!
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:31 PM   #1686
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Gayda: So you the ones that they are replacing me with?

Diva: Yeah.

Gayda: If you ever need your bag watched, ask that Orton guy over there.

Diva; Okay.

Gayda: But the trick is, you odn't know his name. No matter what.

*Gayda walks away snickering
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:33 PM   #1687
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Diva: Hey.

Haas: Ah hell.

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Old 07-08-2005, 07:33 PM   #1688
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Gayda: So you the ones that they are replacing me with?

Diva: Yeah.

Gayda: If you ever need your bag watched, ask that Orton guy over there.

Diva; Okay.

Gayda: But the trick is, you odn't know his name. No matter what.

*Gayda walks away snickering
And then her top falls off.
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:34 PM   #1689
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Old 07-08-2005, 07:48 PM   #1690
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*Marty Jannetty is walking past the Divas on his way out.*

Jannetty (to himself): Think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think...

Cameron: Hey big boy!

Jannetty: Hey bab- OH NO! SHAWN IS GOING TO KILL ME! AAAAHHHHH!

*Jannetty runs out of the arena crying.*
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Old 07-09-2005, 12:39 AM   #1691
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Gangrel:Hey baby you ever had your blood drank by a vampire

Diva:no but I would like to

Mordecai:SINNER *chases Gangrel away*

Mordecai:so do you want to do it

Diva:no you talentless fuck

Mordecai :foc:


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Old 07-09-2005, 01:15 AM   #1692
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Old 07-09-2005, 02:40 AM   #1693
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*In Vince’s office, we see Vince behind his desk talking to Spike Dudley, with the door wide open*

Vince: And that’s why I have *fap fap fap* to let go of you. *fap fap fap* You see Shannon *fap fap fap*, you need to… uhhh… Good luuuuuck *fap fap fap*

Spike Dudley: Are you okay *fap fap fap*Vince? You seem a little *fap fap fap* preoccupied.

Vince: *fap fap fap* I’m fine, just get the hell outta my office! *fap fap fap* Now!

*Spike Dudley turns around and sees the 2005 Raw Diva Search contestants*

Spike: Oh, Hi there. *fap fap pfffft spalt* What the hell?

Random Diva: Hey, is that hair gel?
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Old 07-09-2005, 08:27 AM   #1694
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Spike: Hey girls, do you ever go on the internet?

Diva 1: YEAH! ALL THE TI-

(Out of nowhere, Brock comes up and mauls her to an inch of her life.)

Diva 2: I do to-

(Brock mauls her.)

Diva 3: I don't even have a compooter.

Brock: I like you, wanna date?
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Old 07-09-2005, 06:11 PM   #1695
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Jim Cornette is walking out of the WWE Headquarters.

Diva: Hi! I'm taking part in the Diva search Compo....

*SLAP*
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Old 07-09-2005, 07:45 PM   #1696
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*Matt Morgan leaves Vince's office and runs into the Divas outside*

Diva: Hi Matt, sorry to hear about your release *snicker*

Matt: An-An-An-Anyone of y-y-y-y-you need a-a-a-a-a-a per-per-per-per-personal bodygu-gu-gu-gu-guard?

Diva: *stunned silence, walks away*

Matt: G-g-g-g-g-god damnit.


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Old 07-11-2005, 12:25 AM   #1697
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Diva 1: Awww, I'm so sorry you lost the diva search, but look at the first one, and see how meny people still got hired afterwards.

Shannon Moore: Fuck you!
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:28 AM   #1698
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Random Diva: Hey, who are you?

Marty Jannetty: I'm Marty Jannetty, I was HBK's parter.

Random Diva: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. You know, I have a brother...
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:18 PM   #1699
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:29 PM   #1700
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*puff of smoke*

Muhammad Hassan: Just because I am Arab American does NOT mean I am a genie. Just because I choose to sleep in a lamp does not leave me ripe for stereotyping! I demand RESPECT!
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:33 PM   #1701
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:48 PM   #1702
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May as well change the topic now. That was probably the most juice you're gonna squeeze out of this lemon.
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:56 PM   #1703
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Old 07-11-2005, 03:58 PM   #1704
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*puff of smoke*

*nothing happens.

person: damn it I thought this was a genie lamp.

*rubs it again and another puff of smoke*

Lita: Sorry I couldn't find the opening.

Person: *thinks to self* why her?

*that's the best I got
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Old 07-11-2005, 04:12 PM   #1705
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(Jerry Lawler, hungry and dehyrdated, crawls through a dessert on his hands and knees, struggling to survive. He comes across a brass handle sticking out of the sand. Using his last bit of strength, Lawler digs around it until he reveals a magic lamp.)

LAWLER: Amazing! There's probably a genie in here! I can wish myself back to safety!

(With an eager gleam in his eye, Jerry rubs the lamp, and out floats a gorgeous, buxom female genie. Lawler's eyes get big)

GENIE: I can grant you ONE wish!

LAWLER: PUPPIES!

(Twenty minutes later, Jerry Lawler dies of dehydration, but at least he is surrounded by an adorable litter of Scottish terriers)
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:21 PM   #1706
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Yeah... 10,000 pts to CoE.


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Old 07-11-2005, 06:25 PM   #1707
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Holly: Let me show all you little ingrates something. First I need a volunteer.

*no one steps up

Holly: You'll do. Now look this is an armbar.

*snap

ahhhhhhhhhh my arm!

Holly: Now that he's on the ground let me show you this leg lock.

*snap

ahhhhhhhhhhhh my leg!

Holly: Now I've taught you all how to deliver the powerbomb and this time I'll be the one to take it.

Some guy steps forward and delivers one.

Holly; Ahhhhhhhhhhhh my neck.
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:29 PM   #1708
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*Lita finds a genie*

Genie: You have awakened the genie of the lamp! You now get three wishes! What shall it be, Master?

Lita: I want a hamburger! *poof! A hamburger appears!*

Genie: And for your second wish?

Lita: Ohhhh! Fries! I need fries! *poof! A plate of fries appears*

Genie: Let me guess, for your third wish, a coke?

Lita: WHAT! How dare you! What do you take me for, an idiot?

Genie: Yes, actually.

Lita: I want a pepsi! *poof! A pepsi appears*

Genie: This has been a boring day….
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:30 PM   #1709
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Damn it! Late! Well you know what, fuck you, I'm posting my 2nd one also, because I can! That's how I roll!



*Shannon Moore finds a genie*

Shannon: Wow! A Genie! This means I get three wishes, right?

Genie: Well, no, I’m a slightly used genie. I only have one wish left in me. So, what’ll it be?

Shannon: I want a bridge from Santa Monica, CA, to the main island of Hawaii!

Genie: Hold on a second there, think this through. Do you have any idea what sort of atrocity that would be? I would need to use up a good portion of the Earth’s supplies, and there would be a lot of sea life dead. In addition to that there wouldn’t be any gas stations, hotels, or anything that make road trips fun on your bridge because of where it is. And after I make it, who would maintain it? With that location and that size it would crumble under it’s own weakness in less than 3 years. Are you sure you want me to do that?

Shannon: Gee, well, since you put it like that, my wish is to make people think I’m guy, not a girl.

Genie: …

Shannon: …

Genie: …

Shannon: …Well?

Genie: On second thought, two or four lanes?
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:32 PM   #1710
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pts to Always450 for deliberately breaking the rules.
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:34 PM   #1711
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but lmao at the shannon moore joke. need to spread more rep.
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Old 07-11-2005, 06:42 PM   #1712
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Hardcore Holly Wrestling School: Day 2

Kid: Mr. Holly! I have great news for you!

Holly: What?

Kid: Mr. McMahon saw my one day of training and thought I had potential. I'm getting an IC title run!

Holly: ...What?

Kid: I'm getting an IC title run after one day in the business!

Holly: Come to the ring with me. Let's do some working out.

Kid: By the way, tell your wife thanks for letting me borrow your other car.

Holly: What?

Kid: Yeah, I needed a ride home last night, and your wife let me use your other car. I accidentally parked it overnight in a no-parking zone, though. So, there are some fines. So, are we going to learn anything new in the ring today?

Holly: ..Yes. You're going to learn a lot.

*3 minutes later*

EMT: I don't know what happened to the kid. He looks like a he was ran through a wood chipper.
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Old 07-11-2005, 07:19 PM   #1713
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Hardcore Holly is in the ring, talking to his students, camera focused on Holly.

Hardcore Holly: Welcome to my school! Now all of you know why you are here, right? You are here to be a wrestler. You are here to learn about the buisness, right? Well, all of you must know, to be a wrestler, it takes pride, and to get pride, you must have FREEDOM!!!!!!!! Are you all with me?

Camera cuts to the audience, which noone is there except for Kevin Dunn, the production guy.

Kevin Dunn: Gibson's got nothing on you.
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Old 07-11-2005, 10:11 PM   #1714
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Actually, this topic prolly will yield the same response repeatedly... so how about

Brock Lesnar: Smark Hunter
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Old 07-13-2005, 01:11 AM   #1715
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Old 07-13-2005, 03:35 AM   #1716
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Internet guy for WWE.com: So we have and interview with the diva contestants AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh *F5 through computer*
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Old 07-13-2005, 02:48 PM   #1717
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The Greatest Wrestling Debut Ever

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Old 07-13-2005, 03:22 PM   #1718
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*A jobber comes out ready to be fed to Triple H. Triple H gets on the mic.*

Triple H: I'm going to prove once and for all that I can beat ANYONE, and OR-

*The jobber yanks the mic from Triple H's hand.*

Jobber: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU ANYMORE! YOU'RE PAST YOUR PRIME AND YOU NEED TO RETIRE! GET THE HELL OFF OF MY TV EVERY DAMN MONDAY AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO! AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET YOUR *BEEEP* OUT OF VINCE'S ASS!

*The entire crowd and Triple H is speechless.*

Jobber: TAKE THIS BITCH!

*The jobber gives Triple H a modified Styles Clash and pins him for the 3.*

Jobber: MY NAME IS SMARKIE SMARK AND I'M HERE TO REPRESENT ALL OF MY SMARK BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
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Old 07-13-2005, 04:36 PM   #1719
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*A generic rock theme hits on the P/A system as the latest OVW guy walks down the ramp. Suddenly, spontaneous human combustion!*

OVW Guy: AKLFJEWKQQEKYUDFKJEWCMKEDOWIEWMCIOW! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hassan: You're doing it wrong.
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Old 07-13-2005, 05:11 PM   #1720
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COACH: Okay, for tonight's Diva Search competition, we're going to have the girls dance around in very little clothing for no apparent reason. First up, Simona!

[Sexy music hits, then all of a sudden the ring blows up.]

CROWD: [Marks the living fuck out]

VINCE: Wait, whose debut was that?

ME: Uh...debut? [Hides dynamite plunger]
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