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Old 07-14-2005, 03:02 PM   #1721
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1000 pts to loopydate


What the "paparazzi" who photograph MNM as they come down the rampa nd get into the ring are thinking.

Or, you can take this to mean what that guy who photographs Melina's entrance from behind is thinking.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:09 PM   #1722
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"I'm not gay, but if Nitro's ass is as sweet as Melina's, then get me some lube and a blow up sheep! phew wheee!"
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:18 PM   #1723
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"Hmmm... That Melina guy has one hell of a package... Wait, isn't 'he' supposed to be a..."

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Old 07-14-2005, 03:48 PM   #1724
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PHOTOGRAPHER: "Sweet Allah look at that fine ass!!!"

CAMERAMAN: "Gosh I hope Fred's not checking out my butt again."
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Old 07-14-2005, 04:05 PM   #1725
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Photographer: I don't know why I signed up to do this job anyway.

*Melina does her splits on the ring apron.

Photographer: ahhhhhhh that's why. Time to get these developed and see if I can see anything this time.
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Old 07-14-2005, 05:55 PM   #1726
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Old 07-14-2005, 08:36 PM   #1727
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Photographer: Man, Melina looks hot.
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Old 07-14-2005, 11:48 PM   #1728
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Old 07-15-2005, 12:19 AM   #1729
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Old 07-15-2005, 02:31 AM   #1730
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Old 07-15-2005, 08:49 AM   #1731
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Old 07-15-2005, 11:34 AM   #1732
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Old 07-15-2005, 01:10 PM   #1733
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Old 07-15-2005, 01:11 PM   #1734
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Old 07-15-2005, 01:31 PM   #1735
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Cameraman: You're on in 15 seconds...

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Old 07-15-2005, 01:32 PM   #1736
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Christy: ..............................
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Old 07-15-2005, 02:18 PM   #1738
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Old 07-15-2005, 02:23 PM   #1739
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:01 PM   #1740
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*inside Torrie's mind

Breathe, breathe, move left foot, breathe, move right foot, breathe, move left foot, breathe, move right foot.
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:16 PM   #1741
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*Jackie's infamous night running in her head

Why are all the fans cheering? I thinkt hey really like this part. Okay gotta stand up real real slow then turn around and act surprised.

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Sure does feel a little nipply all of a sudden. Why are all these cameras flashing my chest?
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Old 07-18-2005, 10:32 PM   #1742
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Old 07-19-2005, 08:03 PM   #1743
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Melina: [thinking] I don't care what anyone says. That John Heidenreich is one hot piece of ass. That's right. Shake that thing, honey. Mmmm mmm mmmmmm. I think Little Johnny wants some MNM. Yeah, I know you're reading my thoughts. I think things that no one would ever say out loud.

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Old 07-22-2005, 02:30 AM   #1744
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Voldermort is down on his knees after a gruesome battle with harry potter
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JR: Bah gawd HBK just Sweet chin musiced Harry Potter! Not this way! Not this way!

Shawn Michaels: "Nobody steals the spotlight from HBK!"

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Hagrid: KILLED!?

Harry: Dumbledore. Gene killed... Dumbledore.

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Old 07-22-2005, 10:21 AM   #1747
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Lita: Would you like some green eggs and ham? Sam I am would like some ham. I will eat them with a boat.

Vince: Lita, that's Green Eggs and Ham.

Lita: Oh. The first little piggy, he was kinda slick he spent most of his days....

Vince: That's the Three Little Pigs.

Lita: And the little engine said, I think I can, I think I can....

Vince: THAT'S THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD! DAMNIT, CAN WE GET A NEW WRITER HERE?
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Old 07-22-2005, 10:26 AM   #1748
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RVD: Where's Harry Pothead, I want to smoke out with him!

Carlito: That's Harry Potter. Pot-TER.

RVD: Potter? Oh, does he smoke?

Carlito: That's not cool...

*Carlito Smacks RVD in the head. He then kicks him in the stomach and nails a DDT. Voldemort walks by, handing him an apple. Carlito takes a bite out of it and spits it out all over RVD.*
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'Severus...' The sound frightened Harry beyond anything he had experienced all evening. For the first time, Tripledore was pleading. Snape said nothing, but walked forwards and pushed Malfoy roughly out of the way. The three Death Eaters fell back without a word. Even the werewolf seemed to cowed.

Snape gazed for a moment at Tripledore, and there was revulsion and hatred etched in the harsh lines of his face. 'Severus... please...' Snape pointed his wand directly at Tripledore. 'AVADA KEDAVRA!' A jet of green light shot from the end of Snape's word and hit Tripledore squarely in the chest. Harry watched Tripledore fall slowly backwards, like a giant rag doll. A mysterious voice boomed from nowhere: 'BAHGAWD! Snape hit the Avada Kedavra! As God as my witness, he's been broken in half!'

Suddenly, Tripledore rose up. 'BAWGAWD! Tripledore got up back! In over 25 years in this business, I've never seen anything like it!' Tripledore then booted Snape in the stomach and hit the Pedigree on him. 'BAWGAWD! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! TRIPLEDORE GOT THE PEDIGREE! MY GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?'
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Old 07-22-2005, 12:59 PM   #1750
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Writer: So we have Potter go out there and he talks about how he is all good and stuff right. Then Triple H comes out and talks for about 20 minutes talking about how great and how awesome of a champion he was. Then he spends another 20 minutes talking about his future title shot. Then he pedigrees Potter and poses for 20 more minutes.

Vince: Brilliant.
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Old 07-22-2005, 01:12 PM   #1751
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** Meanwhile at the school..**
Harry: Hey, Hagrid!

Hagrid: Hagrid?? No, I'm Geoffery Black. Hagrid didn't get me over in this school, so maybe being black will... Shouldn't have said that to you, young'em. Shouldn't have said it.

Harry: Oh, sorry, Mr. Black.

Hagrid: ....Who's Mr. Black? I'm Hagrid. **runs up to Ron and clubs him w/ a stop sign and pins him.** THE HOUDINI OF HARDCORE WINS AGAIN! **runs away**

Harry: ...I thought we got rid of the belt.. must be that memory-loss spell that Dumbledor--- ** SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE FACE BY THE GAME!!!**
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Old 07-22-2005, 03:04 PM   #1752
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Dumbledore: .. thank you for joining us here at the final round of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, where it seems our two finalists are none other than Harry Potter of the Gryffindors and Draco Malfoy of the Slytherins. Draco Malfoy escaping the semi-final round through absolutely questionable methods.

Severus Snapes: I humbly disagree, Professor Dumbledore. I say if the referee has his back turned, any combatant --- Slytherin or Gryffindor --- is free to use the Steel Chair of Massive Beating.

Dumbledore: You would say that, Severus. Potter is in his corner with his friends, Ron and Hermoine. But, my word, this will be a battle for the ages!

Severus: This is an absolute infarction, Dumbledore. Combatants should not have any outside interference!

Dumbledore: Then explain how Crabbe and Goyle are in Draco's corner pray tell.

Severus: I told you, it's quite obvious those two are mentally challenged and they'd probably off themselves if Malfoy were not around.

Dumbledore: ... Well I can't argue with that. They've rung the Bell of Match-Starting! They're off!

Severus: Say, Dumbledore, must we give everything fancy pants names? I mean, "Bell of Match-Starting"?

Dumbledore: Sort of gives the proceedings a Tolkienesque air, don't you think? Draco points to Potter in the chest... and POTTER GOES DOWN? What's going on here? Did he use some Dark Art magic?

Severus: I saw no illegal magic at all, Dumbledore! Something's afoot!

Dumbledore: DRACO HAS WON! But, what's this? Potter's getting up ... and he's HUGGING DRACO!

Severus: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I knew it! Potter is a Slytherin! Potter is a Slytherin! The Sorting Hat revealed it six years ago, and nobody believed him but me! I knew it! I knew it!

Dumbledore: Ron and Hermoine are standing in disbelief... but what's this! An attack from behind! That's Hagrid and Cho Chang! My word! They've joined Slytherin too!

Severus: Cho Chang is giving Harry a Liplock of Frenchiness! Ha ha ha ha! To the losers go the spoils! Unbelievable! With the Quiddich Champion, the half-giant, and the hottest tomato in Ravenclaw, Slytherin is unstoppable!

Dumbledore: *shaking head* Truly, this is a black day for both Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. But everyone chooses their own destiny. Curse me and my vague New Age pantheism.

I understand this was a WCW plot, but it was too good to pass up.
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Old 07-22-2005, 03:39 PM   #1753
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Old 07-23-2005, 01:08 AM   #1754
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Old 07-23-2005, 01:30 AM   #1755
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Old 07-23-2005, 01:32 AM   #1756
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Old 07-24-2005, 11:15 PM   #1757
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NICK GUERRERA: Yeah. He was supposed to be home, like, an hour ago!

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Old 07-24-2005, 11:48 PM   #1759
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