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Old 10-19-2005, 04:50 PM   #1881
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(First day of class. Brock walks in.)

Brock: Hello students, I'm Mr.-

Student: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE BROCK LESNAR!

Brock: No, I'm Mr. Les-

Student: OH MY GOD, YOU RULE MAN! I LOVED YOU IN THE WWE!

Brock: Well, I'm a teac-

Student: OH MY GOD! I LOVE THE F5! IT IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVE EVER!

Brock: Thanks, but let's get dow-

Student: OH MY GOD! I WAS SO SAD TO HEAR YOU DIDN'T GET INTO THE NF-

Brock: LISTEN YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSED BRAT, I'M HERE TO TEACH ABOUT THE FUCKING INTERNET BECAUSE VINCE SAID IF I DID, I'D GET MY FUCKING JOB BACK! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(The student sits down...)

Brock: ANYWAY... I'm here to teach you all about.................

Student (Under his breath): No wonder the smarks hate you...

Brock: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!!? RRAAAARRWWWW!

(Brock throws a chair at the kid, knocking him from the front row to the back. Brock gets on his cell phone and walks out.)

Brock (outside on his cell phone): YOU KNOW WHAT VINCE, FUCK OFF! I DON'T NEED A JOB WITH YOU!
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:40 AM   #1882
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I think right now we all need a good laugh, so go on and check out this thread, and in the mean time I'll try to come up with some funny.

WWE Storylines- Where do they come from?
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:40 AM   #1883
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*We see Vince McMahon sitting in his office, on the phone*
Vince: Hello, Office Supply Store? I’d like to place an order… yes I’ll hold….. *Vince picks up a dart on his desk, and chucks it at a picture of Bret Hart* Yes, I’m still here. Okay, are you ready? I need 1,000 packs of printing paper, and 100 typewriters… No, I’m not interested in getting computers… I said no…. Yes, typewriters. Can you do that for me? Thanks! I’ll have someone pick it up for me. *Vince hangs up the phone*
Vincent Kennedy McMahon, get yourself a victory twinkie! Okay… next number… *Vince picks up the phone again, and dials* Hello, local Zoo? Listen, I have a special request. Do you have any spare monkeys?… how many? About 100.
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:48 AM   #1884
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*Vince is seen rummaging around the recycling plant*
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:48 AM   #1885
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Old 11-14-2005, 02:26 AM   #1886
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Vince is at the local car wash.

CAR WASHER: Here you go, sir! Your Benz is as good as new, and I added that New Jobber Smell you requested!

VINCE: Heh, thanks kid. You did do a nice job. What did you say your name was?

CAR WASHER: Oh, it's Kenneth Kennedy Kennedy.

VINCE: Ken Kennennedy?

CAR WASHER: No, two Kennedy's.

VINCE: I don't follow.

CAR WASHER: My name is Ken...


Kennedy...




Kennedy!!!

VINCE: Hmmmmm........

TWACK!!

*VINCE KNOCKS OUT THE CAR WASH KID AND STUFF HIS BODY IN THE TRUCK*



The following night.

KEN KENNEDY: MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY!!!!!
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VINCE:
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Old 11-14-2005, 02:35 AM   #1887
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Old 11-14-2005, 09:34 AM   #1888
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*Vince goes to Blockbuster*

Vince: Hmmmmmmm... Let's see... No... No... AH! I GOT IT!

*Vince picks up Star Wars Episode I and "Boogeyman" and checks them out.*

(3 weeks later....)

Boogeyman: I'm the BOOGEYMAN! And I'm commin' to GETCHA!
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:29 PM   #1889
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:32 PM   #1890
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Vince is working out, sweatin' to the 80s.

VINCE: 295, 296, 297, 298...

FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRWWWPPP!!!!!

VINCE: DAMMIT! I know I import these shirts from China, but I expect at least SOME quality that prevents them from tearing at the slightest pull!

TERRY BOLEA (passing by): Too bad you couldn't turn ripping shirts into some sort of positive, eh, Mr. McMahon?

VINCE: Hmmm....



The next night.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN!!!
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:49 PM   #1891
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*shows three dart boards, one with various performer's names. One with crummy gimmicks, and one with various company roles.

Screen pans to Vince McMahon, holding 3 darts*
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Old 11-14-2005, 01:54 PM   #1892
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*Vince sees two hookers arguing in the street*

hooker 1: you married the pimps son to get better wages?! you bitch!


Vince: Hmmm...
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Old 11-14-2005, 03:53 PM   #1893
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*Vince is watching CNN*

Reporter in middle east: And today is the inaugur-

Background: (Religious Muslim chant)

Reporter in studio: Looks like they interrupted you there... Let's go to the stage...

Vince: Hmmmmmmm...

(One week later.)

ALYALEEALYALALLAEAAAAAAA!
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:11 AM   #1894
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JR: Hey Vince, meet Marshal Mathers. Marshall, meet Vince McMahon...
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:33 AM   #1895
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[Vince is thumbing through a giant reference book on his desk.]

VINCE: Really? Wow. Okay...

CHAVO: Mister McMahon...?

VINCE: Chavo, you will now be known as "Kerwin White." Your gimmick will be that you've renounced your Puerto Rican heritage--

CHAVO: My family's Mexican.

VINCE: Whatever. Anyway, you're now a normal middle-class white American. Basically, you're lampooning white people! Get it? Kerwin White?

CHAVO: Sir...?

VINCE: Brilliant. Okay, see you later, Kerwin.

[Chavo leaves, thoroughly confused. Vince grabs a pen and looks down at his book. Cut to the page he's looking at.]

Black People Nation of Domination
Mexicans "El Matador" Tito Santana
Arabs Muhammad Hassan
Asians Kai En Tai
Africans Saba Simba
Islanders The Headshrinkers
Midgets Midgets
The Dead The Undertaker
The Wealthy Hunter Hearst-Helmsley
The Poor Jamie Noble
The Middle Class

[He crosses off the last entry on the page, then closes the book. Now, we see the title.]

The Big Book Of Ethnic Stereotypes

VINCE: Can't believe I never did that one before...
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:57 AM   #1896
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NURSE: We're pleased to have you here at Sanford Asylum, Mr. McMahon. I understand you wanted to see our most athletic inmates?

VINCE: Yes, indeed. Say, who's that large guy in the corner wearing the tassels and streamers all over him?

The two walk over.

NURSE: Well, this is--

INMATE: HAAAAARRRRGHHAAAGAAARRAGAAHH JIM HELWIG GAARRAWAARAAAAGHA HARAGAAARRAAA WARRIOR GLARRRAAAHHHH ARRRRAAAAHHHRRR NO MERCY GREATNESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

VINCE: You're hired!!
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Old 11-15-2005, 08:40 AM   #1897
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(Dinner at the McMahon's...)

Linda: Well, you know, Vince always has to take "the blue pill" to "get it up"...

Vince: LINDA! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING THAT UP IN FRONT OF GUESTS!?

Stephanie: Oh, it's no big deal...

Hunter: Yeah dad...

Vince: Do YOU take it!?

Hunter: Pfft, hell no.

(Ric Flair comes from the bathroom...)

Hunter: Hmm... If it makes you feel any better, we can always reference it with Ric...

Vince: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

Ric: What is?
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^ Alternate Version:

VINCE: Hey, this NCW stuff is pretty hot.

BROCK: (bursting in) Internet?!?! ROOOOOOOOOOAA---

VINCE: Don't. Even. Think about it.

BROCK: Yes sir. (walks away)
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The timeline is wrong, but...

*Vince is watching an advanced copy "1 Night in Chyna"*

Vince: EWW! VILE! OH MY GO-... NO! THAT DOESN'T GO THER- WHAT THE HELL!?

Hunter: Hey Dad, what'sOH MY FUCKING GOD!

Vince: ...............This gives me an idea......................

(The next night on RAW...)

Triple H: I.... SCREWED HER BRAINS OUT!
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Old 11-16-2005, 11:17 AM   #1901
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Vince: (At a creative meeting with an Uncle Sam hat on the desk) Okay everyone, what we do is that every show we ask our studio audience about storylines, we take the good ones and put them in this hat here. Alright, Triple H and Kane will start with......

Vince takes out a piece of paper and reads it.

Vince: Necrophilia
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Vince: NO BROCK, I'M NOT REHIRING YOU!

Brock: FINE!

Vince: AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE NEXT PERSON TO WALK PAST THAT DOOR IS GOING TO BE YOUR REPLACEMENT!

Brock: I DON'T CARE!

*Bobby Lashley walks by.*
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JUSTIN CREDIBLE: Midcard on Raw.

JBL: Main event on SmackDown.

JUSTIN CREDIBLE: I didn't get any heat.

 JBL: Just forget it. Let it go.

JUSTIN CREDIBLE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my heat.

HHH: Heat -- $2 extra.

JUSTIN CREDIBLE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free heat.

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JUSTIN CREDIBLE: Yes, please.

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JUSTIN CREDIBLE: What?

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What refs are really saying to the wrestlers during matches.
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Old 02-09-2006, 01:53 AM   #1906
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*During his last big match*
Tim White: You know Hunter, your... package looks a lot bigger on TV.
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Old 02-09-2006, 04:52 AM   #1907
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Ref: Nick, your intelligence is showing...
Eugene: Oh..... Umm..... EUGENE! WHERE'S MY TEDDY BEAR!?
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Old 02-09-2006, 03:43 PM   #1911
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Old 02-09-2006, 03:47 PM   #1912
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:05 PM   #1913
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:04 PM   #1915
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Old 02-09-2006, 08:20 PM   #1917
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A look into WrestleMania....

Ref: So Hunter, is it true Steph has crabs?
HHH: Why you sonofa bitch! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kick your ass right here, right now!!!!
Ref: I'll dq you and you won't win the title back from Cena.
HHH: ..........fuck you............
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Other "official" reasons for why John Cena was getting booed.


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Old 02-10-2006, 07:33 AM   #1920
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Vince: Ok people I think we finally have it figured out why they're booing our Champion.

Angle: Finally

Steph: It's because....




He hasn't been in a fued with Hunter yet

Angle: Gosh Darnit
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