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Art Teacher
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Hulk Hogan Tanning Spray-Guarenteed to give you that healthy orange glow
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"Get the Kevin Nash SuperCrutches!!! These special heavy duty crutches are designed for constant use over and over and over again!!!"
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Art Teacher
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The Kurt How To Book-How to be successful in every way even with a broken freakin neck...
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Has an evil monkey...
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The Chris Benoit Charisma Spray. You too can have the charisma of a champion 18 years in the making.
Simply spray it on, and say goodbye to:
Order now, and we'll throw in a copy of Rey Mysterio's Area Code's book - ABSOLUTELY FREE. |
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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The OldSchool E & C Maternity guide book : Incase your feeling BROODy
OMG that sucked |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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The Rikishi toilet 3000, perfect for Backing That Ass Up in and giving your toilet the ultimate Stink Face!
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SEX APPEAL
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"Let me introduce you to the new Rock cooking set. Now even you too can smell what The Rock is cooking. Now making things like lasagna, turkey, chicken noodle soup, and even pancakes can be much easier.
All you have to do is plug it in and the electricity of the millions and millions of Rock's fans will cook your food in seconds. To order, all you have to do is pick up your phone, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass." |
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Has an evil monkey...
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"Introducing the Mick Foley Hearing Aid.
And here to tell you all about it: Who better than.... Kanyon?" |
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#170 |
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"The Van Helsing Hat, presented by Mark Calloway. Yes, now you too can be a supernatural vampire hunter who rides bikes and hangs around an Oompa Loompa!!"
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Introducing the... Kane fire-starter!!!
At a thrust of your hand, you can transform the area infront of you into a blazing inferno!!! It is much better than any ordinary lighter. Comes with a weird red-color mask for protection. Free urn for every fire-starter sold. The fire truly burns within... the Kane fire-starter!!! |
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The Ultimate Warrior book: One Dimentional Main Eventers for Dummies
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316 points for Disturbed 316! Wives everywhere endorse it!
![]() Inappropriate times to start Hulking up. |
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Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Rev. Jim Ross: Satan, leave this man...
*Vastardikai starts shaking, his fists pumping, and he then does a finger point to the Preacher* Rev Jim Ross: BAHGAWDSTUNNERUNPRETTIERPEGIGREEBBQSAUSEBAHGAWD! |
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Last night with Stephanie
...Or Vince McMahon: So, we're planning on giving you a push towards main eve... *Gives the classic finger wag, and the classic punches, before hitting the boot and dropping the leg. |
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#176 |
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Triple H is posing for the Pedigree, which is he is supposed to hit and win the match, although putting you over as a serious contender for the World Heavyweight Championship in your debut match. But then...
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Stood In the bus queue,
Old Lady: Could you just stand there for me lovely so I can hold onto you as I step onto the bus. Bus pulls up, Old lady grabs your jacket and tears a seam under the pressure caused by the weight of her fat saggy ass. Me:*Head shake, Fist Pumps , Finger Point, A few Punches, Big Boot, Drop the leg.* What ya Gonna do when Ferociamania Runs Wild on you Sister? |
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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in an interview, just after they ask you if you have any previous experience.."well, let me tell ya brotha.." *off comes the shirt, finger starts pointing*...
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\m/(-.-)\m/
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\m/(-.-)\m/
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#182 |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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PREACHER: Do you, Patrick, take this woman to be your...
*Look up abruptly, wag finger. Punch, block, punch, whip, Big Boot. Legdrop!* |
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Dahli Lama I want you to meet...
Guy: Look up abruptly, wag finger. Punch, block, punch, whip, Big Boot. Legdrop |
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Guy having sex: Oh yeah, give it to me! Whose your daddy?
Women: YOU! Guy: YOU!? *Looks up abruptly, wag finger. Punch, block, punch, whip, Big Boot, Legdrop!* |
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#185 |
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SEX APPEAL
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*man runs to the toilet*
*explosive diahrrea* *wags finger and shakes* Guy: What are you gonna do, brother, when Montezuma's Revenge runs wild on you?! |
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Has an evil monkey...
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Now. Here. Man.
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Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one of our own. He was a kind man, a loving husband, a dedicated father, and....
*Corpse looks up abruptly, wags finger. grabs Priest, Punch, block, punch, whip, Big Boot. Legdrop!* |
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Oh man, there were some good ones, but I'm going to have to give 316 more points to Disturbed. That was awesome!
Bad wrestling catch phrases. |
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"And that's the bottom line... or Stone Cold'll beat your wife!"
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Ball So Hard University
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Stand back! There's a laxative comin' through.
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(Alternatively, "Austin 3:16 says I just beat your wife!" would have worked too)
LOL at RB! Nice! |
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#192 |
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Can you dig that.... booger?
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#193 |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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"Can you Suck it, Digga?"
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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I am Mordecai! Feel Me! Touch Me! Sleep with me!
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againMan I rule
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#196 |
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'Whatcha gonna do, when pastamania runs wild on YOU!'
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#197 |
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Has an evil monkey...
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If you smell... what the wok... Is cooking
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#198 |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Got your nose!
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Now. Here. Man.
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Clap if you love Satan!
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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These tights are...
*Crowd joins in* TOO TIGHT!!!!! |
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