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#161 |
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#162 |
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The Usos should have won the entire tournament. Harper & Rowan could have been used as first challengers against The Usos as American Alpha and Breezango establish their personalities as teams. The Revival end up showing up and getting into it with Alpha and then at WrestleMania you have the four major teams in the division -- The Usos, Harper & Rowan, Alpha and Revival in a Fatal 4-Way. Alpha win the belts and The Usos respectfully challenge them at Buttfuck or whatever the next PPV is. Usos lose, THEN you do the heel turn.
There is more than one way to skin a cat, but it pretty much writes itself. |
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#163 |
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CURT HAWKINS..............NEXT WEEK!
*knock on wood* |
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#164 |
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Die in a fire Mojo DIE,live again and then die.
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#165 |
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How much is "Slater's Family" being paid for this?
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#166 |
RIP SABU
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Just got in during the Kane/Fandango segment. Such great timing...
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#167 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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#168 |
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I can smell Mojo Rawley through my television set. He smells like locker-room.
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#169 |
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I actually like that Rawley is such a jock, but he should be heel.
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#170 |
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I have no clue what those Curt Hawkins teasers are supposed to make me feel about him. Because he's cracking jokes, is he a face? Because he is arrogant is he supposed to be a heel? Am I suppose to remember that within the kayfabe world of professional wrestling, he fucking sucks?
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#171 |
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End this and get Styles out here already.
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#172 | |
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Fixed. |
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#173 |
President of Freedonia
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If you have the Usos cost Alpha the belts at Backlash, Rhyno and Slater winning the belts and Slater getting his contract immediately means dick all. The moment would be able the Usos being heel.
But if you do AA/Usos in the finals of the tournament, it means you've already blown off Slater's chase to get on the roster and they then have to find ways to keep artificially extending that storyline. As it is now, I'm thinking that Slater and Rhyno win on Sunday to get Slater officially onto the roster. Alpha don't look terrible in losing because Gable is hurt, yet he soldiers through the match anyway. Gable takes a few weeks off, the Usos win the belts at the next PPV, Gable returns and we get our logical AA/Usos match at Survivor Series or something. Is it ideal? No. But given the short turnaround time they had to fit this tourney in I can make sense of it. |
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#174 |
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GORE, GORE GORE, AND 1, 2, 3 BABAYYYYYY!
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#175 |
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#176 |
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Alpha vs. Rhyno & Slater.
They're really running with this. |
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#177 |
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These Curt Hawkins vignettes are going to feel really fucking ridiculous when he inevitably goes straight to jobbing on Main Event.
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#178 |
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#179 |
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Okay, so they might just take Alpha out of the tourney. Guess we'll see.
Still happy the Usos are heel. |
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#180 |
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Yes, JBL, nobody in any sport has ever attacked another person and tried to hurt/injure them...
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#181 |
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Oh god stop talking Usos
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#182 |
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Renee Young looks so adorable when she has to put on that "god I fucking hate my job" look as heels ramble on the microphone.
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You put Usos over Alpha and have Slater/Rhyno qualify for the finals. Then you can do whatever you want. Now you have Slater/Rhyno going over injured guys you are supposed to care about for a new set of belts for a "feel good" moment. It's so fucking gross. |
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#184 |
Cranky Kong
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Too many fucking commercials.
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#185 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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It still pisses me off that WWE abandoned the whole Miz-Daniel Bryan thing
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#186 |
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THEY DON'T WANT NONE!
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#187 |
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Ambrose and Styles Sunday gonna be hot AF.
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#188 |
Let me talk to ya
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I care more about the Usos than I do AA. I like AA but don't think they should be the first Smackdown (dumb name) Tag Team Champions. At this point I hope Slater and Rhyno win just so Slater can be on Smackdown.
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#189 |
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LOL announcing Aj as the face that runs the place.
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#190 |
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Smackdown's interviewer looks a lot like the ring announcer for Lucha Underground.
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#191 |
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Speaking of hot, new girl looking very attractive.
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#192 |
The Champ is Here!
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Self-assured face asshole Dean Ambrose works a lot better when he's feuding with a heel.
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#193 |
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I'm not really seeing lunatic Ambrose anymore
fun loving,carefree Ambrose sure Leave AJs gorgeous hair out of this. |
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#194 |
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there we go...kinda
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#195 |
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I don't think Dean knows what a jock strap is.
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#196 | |
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They couldn't very well have just had Bryan walk out with the belts a few weeks ago and say "yeah, sorry Hype Bros, Vaudevillians, Ascension, and Breezango...you guys fucking suck. We're going with AA vs. Usos to decide the first champions." And they couldn't have very well done a 6 team tournament because that's awkward as fuck. I want the first real AA/Usos match to have an actual story behind it, and now that can happen. If they were in the finals of the tournament, their match would have all of 5 days of buildup to it. I will remain cautiously optimistic here. |
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#197 |
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That's it?!
YOU DON'T CUT OFF STYLES! |
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#198 |
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I wonder how long it will take before Hawkins gets teamed with someone after he returns. Any time he was without a tag partner on the main roster, he got sent down.
Interaction with Ryder seems like the safest bet even though they had the chance to reunite them in 2011 and didn't bother. Their tag team ended like 7-8 years ago at this point. I'm not sure too many would give a shit about Hawkins wanting them to team up again. |
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#199 |
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Damn...poor Dean...maybe he should just quit bringing his personal effects from home to in-ring segments at work...everything he loves gets killed...first Mitch the plant, and now Bowler the participation trophy...RIP.
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#200 |
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They fucked up the pacing tonight I think. That ending was way too abrupt.
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