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02-16-2006, 09:15 AM
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Mr. No MITB
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02-16-2006, 02:48 PM
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Posts: 18,357
 
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As long as you've learned your lesson.
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02-16-2006, 02:49 PM
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Posts: 18,357
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Creative ways to "Tim White" yourself.
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02-16-2006, 02:59 PM
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02-16-2006, 03:01 PM
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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"Mister Finlay, you're a fighting Irish bastard."
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02-17-2006, 01:50 AM
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Posts: 21,603
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"NO, I refuse to job to Triple H."
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02-17-2006, 01:58 AM
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Angel Headed Hipster
Posts: 37,942
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"I'd like to have a match with New Jack"
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02-17-2006, 02:19 AM
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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"Yes I think it would be a good Idea for Bob Orton to bleed in the same ring I am in"
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02-17-2006, 03:48 AM
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Posts: 21,603
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"Mr. McMahon. You can't fire me. I QUIT. And I am going to TNA."
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02-17-2006, 03:57 AM
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King K Cool
Posts: 28,472
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"Who the hell is Triple H? Some jobber?"
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02-17-2006, 03:59 AM
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Posts: 21,603
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"Hello Xero Limit 126, My name is Sadistic. I also go by the name of wwefan4life."
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02-17-2006, 04:00 AM
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Posts: 21,603
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"Mr. Kane Knight, your Ruse Reports suck ass."
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02-17-2006, 04:04 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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*In the WWE locker room*
Josh: Hello everyone! Josh Mathews here, and I'm going to try to conduct an interview with Tim White. As many of you may know Tim White has been a little down on his luck. His depression has recached an all time high when last week he wrote a blog on the internet talking about how he'd like to fuck Brock Lesnar in the ass. The only thing that saved his life was the fact that Brock Lesnar can't read. Tim, how do you feel about that? Tim: ...................kinda hungry, to be honest............ *we see Tim White taking a bit out of a sandwich* I think I'll just..... Josh: Oh god no! Mr. White, you aren't druging your food, are you? Mr. White, that's unwise! Tim: No Josh, I'm not trying that. I just want a bite to eat... Josh: No razor blades in the sandwich? Tim: No Josh, that would be... unwise. *Tim smiles at Josh* Josh: I'm very glad to hear that Tim! It sounds like you're on the right track! So, Mr. White, I understand that you've made a friend in the WWE locker room, is that true? Tim: Yes it is. Hey Paul, get over here, ya big lug! *The 7 foot tall, 500 pound big show comes into the room. Tim's smile turns into an evil grin* Show: Hey Tim! What's up my man! Tim: I'm eating your sandwich. Everyone: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Show: Josh: Oh shiiiiiit.... Tim:  |
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02-17-2006, 04:15 AM
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Angel Headed Hipster
Posts: 37,942
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That is entirely too plausible, fourfifty.
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02-17-2006, 06:56 AM
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R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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*Tim white walks into a room accompanied by Josh Mathews*
Josh: You told me there was a video you wanted to show us Mr.White? Tim:... *walks over to lone tv, and places video in video player. Tim presses play and steps away from the tv* Josh:..Presents...One...Night...in...OH GOD NO MR. WHITE... |
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02-17-2006, 07:30 AM
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Super serial
Posts: 108
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"Hey Triple H! Loved that match between you and Warrior."
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02-17-2006, 05:24 PM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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02-19-2006, 12:30 AM
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Posts: 18,357
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1000 pts to Impact.
Special mention also goes to Skipport, CK, and 450.Tag Team names that never quite made it. |
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02-19-2006, 12:55 AM
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"Steven, your fossa!"
Posts: 9,603
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02-19-2006, 01:53 AM
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Posts: 18,357
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I dunno. Not in here he didn't.
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02-19-2006, 02:46 AM
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"Steven, your fossa!"
Posts: 9,603
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Yeah it was in a Tim White thread.
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02-19-2006, 05:50 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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*And now, CM Punk looks for a tag team partner*
CM Punk: This is true! This is real! This is straight edge, and straight edge means that I’m better than you! Jake Roberts: CM Punk: Next! Eugene: CM Punk: Next! Scott Hall: CM Punk: Next! RVD: CM Punk: Why are you laughing? RVD: I don't know man, but a little weed just might jog my memory. CM Punk: .....next..... Jeff Hardy: Well I would be a good person to te- CM Punk: GOD DAMN IT! NEXT! |
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02-19-2006, 06:08 AM
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
Posts: 1,569
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Hey I know the points dont matter but who's winning?
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02-19-2006, 06:12 AM
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Quote:
Just go through all 1984 posts, add up the points when they were said they were given, and never again ask who's winning because.... Quote:
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02-19-2006, 08:24 AM
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King K Cool
Posts: 28,472
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02-19-2006, 08:42 AM
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R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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You fail good sir.
Also stop taking away my glory
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02-19-2006, 08:51 AM
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R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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Vince talking to locker room: Ok people, I'm gonna go into my office, and if you want to be team, come in and tell me your team name. If I dont like it, Yoooour out.
*Vince walks off and goes into his office* *door opens, and snitsky and Tomko enter* Snitsky: Ok here's the deal, He's the Problem Solver, I have a foot Fetish, how about... The Fetish Solvers Vince: I'll think about it, NEXT *Snit and Tomko open the door and leave while Matt Hardy and Tim White enter* Vince: This is gonna be a looong day. Steph (behind fake two way mirror): This is gonna be some gooooood stuff. |
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02-19-2006, 05:34 PM
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Posts: 22,695
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Simply To Dangerous
STD for short |
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02-19-2006, 05:42 PM
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#1989 |
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Vince: Harry, I loved your father, and loved his name. That's why I'm going to call you "The Bulldog" Harry Smith for your first gimmick.
Harry Smith: Okay... Vince: Specifically, your first gimmick will be a tag team specialist. You will be teaming with Gene Snitsky. Harry: ...I know I'm going to regret this, but what's our name? Vince: BULLSNIT! Huh! Huh! Get it!? Get it!?  Harry:  *Looks at Gene*Gene: This WAS my fault! 
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02-20-2006, 05:01 PM
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
Posts: 447
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The original names for Rosey and Hurricane's tag
Super Heros In Training |
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02-20-2006, 05:58 PM
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Posts: 18,357
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Okay, lets tweak that one to
WRESTLING NAMES THAT WOULD GET YOUR ASS KICKED |
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02-20-2006, 06:25 PM
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#1992 |
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Fthagn?
Posts: 10,042
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"The Blazing Homosexual"
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02-20-2006, 07:15 PM
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#1993 |
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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URL - You Are Lame
What? Brock would kick his ass.
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02-20-2006, 08:57 PM
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FIT Challenge Slag People
Posts: 13,816
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RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds......YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM'S PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!!
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02-20-2006, 09:03 PM
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Announcer: Coming to the ring next, from South Africa, weighing in at 240 pounds, JOHN BLACKNA!
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02-20-2006, 09:37 PM
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
Posts: 1,569
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Hardcore Holly....
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02-20-2006, 11:28 PM
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#1997 |
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Posts: 18,357
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"Weighing in at 150 pounds.... Keek Mai Ash!!!!!!"
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02-20-2006, 11:51 PM
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#1998 |
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Posts: 1,304
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Shitty Mcfartpoop
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02-21-2006, 05:05 AM
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#1999 |
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Posts: 18,357
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You guys can at least TRY to make this into a scene instead of just listing names.
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02-21-2006, 10:32 AM
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He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Lillian: Making his RAW debut, from the Ghetto, weighing in at 256 pounds, Joe Mo Ma!
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