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#2001 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Lillian: And his opponent, from the Nick Mondo fanpage at Blockbuster... Sa.....DISTIC!
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#2002 |
Posts: 21,603
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Vince: I'd like to introduce our new signing as of today, facing Kurt Angle for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania, OSAMA BIN LADEN!
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#2003 |
Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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Lillian: Making his way to the ring, he is the challenger for the WWE title, JOBBERRRRR McGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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#2004 | |
Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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Sorry to bring up an old topic but,
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#2005 |
Mr. No MITB
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*New Tough Enough Winner walks into Vince's office*
Vince: Hi there, what's your name? Aimar: Aimar Vince: OK, do you have a last name? Aimar: Phaggot Vince: Faggot? Aimar: No, Phaggot with a P-H Vince: OK, so have you any ideas for the name of your character? Aimar? *Shrugs shoulder* Aimar Phaggot? Vince: OK |
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#2006 |
Posts: 18,357
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What The Dicks can do now, since they've been released.
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#2007 |
90% spam
Posts: 2,814
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Beat it
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#2008 |
Posts: 21,603
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Porno Director: "Okay, lets bring in our 2 new guys and see what they have hangin."
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#2010 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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RD Reynolds: This week's induction.....
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#2011 |
Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
Posts: 447
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Chad: Well, I guess it's back to chip and dale's
*Re-attaches breakaway G-String* |
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#2012 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Chad: Well, I guess I might as well go back to being Britney Spears' dildo...
*Flashback to two years ago* Chad (in a sex shop while Britney picks up the box): Heh, heh, all right! |
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#2013 |
Mr. No MITB
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*The Dicks audition for American Idol*
The Dicks: Voulez vous couche avec moi, c'est sior... Simon Cowell: OK guys, stop acting like dicks The Dicks: Cry me a River... Cowell: I said STOP ACTING LIKE A DICK!!! |
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#2014 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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Since this hasnt been updated in a while
How the God & HBK Vs Shane & Vince Mcmahon Match Will Play Out |
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#2015 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Shawn: *Looks around*.... AND GOD SAID... LET THERE BE FUNK!
*Shawn rips off his clothes and starts to boogie down in a 70s disco attire, forcing Vince and Shane into submission.* |
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#2016 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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*HBK, Vince, and Shane are in the ring about to start the match*
Tony Chimmel: Annnnnnnnnnd now, Introducing Shawn Micheal's partner, from heaven.......GOD *Silence* Vince: HA Micheals I told you s..... ECW ECW ECW *ECW Theme hits the speakers, as Paul Heyman comes out* |
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#2017 |
Posts: 18,357
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*HBK, Vince, and Shane are in the ring about to start the match*
Tony Chimmel: Annnnnnnnnnd now, Introducing Shawn Micheal's partner, from heaven.......GOD BEHOLD THE KING! THE KING OF KINGS!!!! Joey Styles: OH MY GAWD it's the GOD..... OF THUNDER THOR!!!!!!!!! |
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#2018 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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*They're all in the ring and Lillian starts to announce*
Lillian: And his partner.... From Heaven, weighing in at infinity plus one.... GOD! "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know!" *Sean O'Haire's cage lowers and squashes Vince, raises again, Shawn hits Sweet Chin Music on Shane, and O'Haire does a Senton out of his cage* |
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#2019 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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*Vince and Shane have finally knocked HBK down, and Vince grabs a microphone*
Vince: So Shawn...where's your messiah now? *BEHOLD YOUR ALMIGHTY GOD* *Linda comes out with a god mask on* Vince: ![]() What I said what will really happen ![]() |
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#2020 |
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Lillian: And introducing the tag team partner...
GILL-GOD! |
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#2021 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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CHRIS FUCKING SABIN
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#2022 | |
Angel Headed Hipster
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#2023 |
'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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That is pure magic. If only that could happen.
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#2024 | |
'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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#2025 |
Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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HOW WWE WILL KILL ECW
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#2026 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Heyman: AND THE NEWEST MEMBER OF ECW.....
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPA DUDES! Heyman: JOHN CENA! |
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#2027 |
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The winner and NEW ECW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...
The zommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! |
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#2028 |
"Steven, your fossa!"
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Voice Over: You loved him as the suicidal, genocidal, homicidal Sabu. Now get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality as THE GENDER BENDER!
Sabu in a Tutu: I'm a real toughie! |
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#2029 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Joey Styles: OH MY GAWWD! NICK MONDO JUST HIT THE BLOCKBUSTER ON NEW JACK!
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#2030 |
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Vince hands WWE creative the ECW script.
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#2031 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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Eugene vs The Zombie BARBED WIRE MATCH FOR THE ECW TITLE
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#2032 |
R.I.P Tanner
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Vince: Ok team, our debut ECW show didnt go so well. So what we're gonna do is make it like the outlaw place its supposed to be. the first thing we'll do is hold it in underground venues like fight club, and we also wont tell the fans, and the camera crew will be one man. I'm a freakin genius.
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#2033 |
'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Vince: I know Paul lets have WWE invade ECW on a regular basis.
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#2034 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Heyman: Hey! I know! Let's switch Vito to ECW, rehire Orlando Jordan and Chyna and start a Bisexual stable!
(Three weeks later...) Heyman: Well, I was bound to have a bad idea one day. Better now than when I jump to TNA......... Vince (pulls out iPod ear buds): Huh? Heyman: Oh, uh, I said I wanted to go to a titty bar. ![]() Vince: Oh... Well, have fun! Heyman: ![]() |
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#2035 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Back by popular demand...
uhhh... make that one dude.... Wrestler conversations in kayfabe! |
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#2036 |
BISONICA
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wtf, I should get money for this. Or at least rep.
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#2037 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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The English win the world cup.
JR: England are the champions! England! England! England! England! |
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#2038 |
BISONICA
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BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!
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#2039 |
Posts: 18,357
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Wow, never really noticed this went past 50 pages.
![]() Well, lets revive it for 2007. IF YOU'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE GAME, READ THE RULES ON PAGE 1 How Triple H's next comeback will happen. |
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#2040 |
More carbs & half the fat
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Lillian Garcia: And introducing to you next, from a hospital bed in Conneticut, weighing in at 190 pounds, the anorexic hospitalized Triple H!
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