Football Talk 2005-2006 (Soccer)

[XL]

Originally Posted by Rob He doesn't want to go to Boro really does he?

Everybody wants to go to Boro! They have AMBITION

[Danny Electric]

He was just ill advised i think.

[Mr. Monday Morning]

Originally Posted by Danny Electric He was just ill advised i think.

Willie Mackay is a tosser

[Wengerland]

Fuck Holloway, i'm not getting a season ticket next year if he gets the job. His QPR side play the worst football imaginable and resort to, well not play-acting, but they certainly milk any challenges.

I suppose it was just in the News of The World though, but with them getting all the big names it must be true.

[Rob Ban Fan]

Originally Posted by Wengerland I suppose it was just in the News of The World though, but with them getting all the big names it must be true.

Terry Venables- We're his official paper

[Rob Ban Fan]

Yakubu wanted to go to Boro because he wanted a crack at Europe with a big club.

FACT

[Ogen]

So did half the fucking Villa squad silly cunts

[Rob]

Well I hear Euro Disney is great in the summer.

[BCWWF]

Chelsea wins

[Ogen]

Shit match Liverpool fucking idiots going with Crouch on his own he can't bloody play it on his own he needs someone with him. Reina basically begging for his red card too

[Rob]

Begging for a red card? As much as I hate Liverpool, that was bollocks. Robben should be banned for that play acting. Chelsea are all mouth when they think they are hard done by when he gets a justified second booking against Sunderland so how can they possibly defend that? And if Reina had to go for a straight red then so did William Gallas and probably Del Horno or Terry too.

[Ogen]

Originally Posted by Rob Begging for a red card? As much as I hate Liverpool, that was bollocks. Robben should be banned for that play acting. Chelsea are all mouth when they think they are hard done by when he gets a justified second booking against Sunderland so how can they possibly defend that? And if Reina had to go for a straight red then so did William Gallas and probably Del Horno or Terry too.

If your thick enough to go grabbing at someones face you should go it wouldn't take a genius to think that he'll drop like a stone

[Cactus Sid]

We'll be lucky to do anything this season the way things have started going. We just can't finish, and if we dont do anything about it in the summer, we aren't gonna be any closer to Chelsea come the end of next season. 2nd is still a possibility, but we've gotta play Arsenal twice, and they'll be bang up for it against us.

I can't help but feel we should've gone with Crouch and Morientes. Granted, Crouch was abysmal, but he was causing havoc just by being there, if we'd had Nando on the pitch we might've knocked in a few of those set pieces.

As it stands, Chelsea deserved to win for the second half performance. We were always gonna get caught eventually, playing the offside, and Crespos goal was an absolute peach.

As for the Red Card.... it wont get taken away. He's raised his hands and Robben has made a complete twat of himself, but thats the way it goes in football....how many times have we seen it?

On the plus side, it gets Reina out of goal. Its amazing anyone could think he was half decent. He can't catch crosses, he drops shots from close range, he doesn't organise the defence from set-pieces and he saves all his shots with his legs. Dudek might not be great, but he's far better than Reina.

[packt up]

I went to the Birmingham Selfridges coincedently instead of watching the match. Their duck spring rolls sure are yummy. Heard it was pritty crap anyway. Robben looked like a dickhead but Reina is the bigger douche cos you got to expect to be sent off doing something like that.

[Rob]

Personally, I think he should have went after Robben and give him something to cry about.

[Mr. Monday Morning]

Rafael Benitez has revealed his admiration for Charlton boss Alan Curbishley as the race to be the new England manager hots up.

But the Liverpool boss, whose side face Charlton at The Valley on Wednesday, is concerned that the debate over Sven-Goran Eriksson's successor could disrupt the build up to the World Cup finals.

As Benitez praised Curbishley he pointedly referred to "other managers who promoted themselves,'' a possible reference to Bolton's Sam Allardyce, a manager whose style of play Benitez has criticised in the past.

Go on Rafa

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Gardening Leave...

Holloway Relieved of Duty By Gary Silke Date: 6/2/2006 Speculation linking QPR boss Ian Holloway with the vacant Leicester manager's job has heightened with chairman Gianni Paladini announcing that he had been sent on 'gardening leave' with immediate effect.

Paladini told the official website: "QPR has not sacked Ian but we are concerned about recent performances and the effect the speculation about Ian joining Leicester might have on the players. I hope we can sort something out with Ian as soon as possible."
This may not be cut and dried, with Rangers fans theorising that Paladini has used the Leicester speculation to get rid of a manager he no longer wants.
City responded with the comment: "The process of finding a new manager is still taking place and we won't be commenting on speculation. There is no timescale for when we will appoint a new manager."

There will be plenty for Holloway to do in the garden at this time of year; these are the Royal Horticultural Society's recommendations:
1. Prepare vegetable seed beds, and sow some vegetables under cover
2. Chit potato tubers
3. Protect blossom on apricots, nectarines and peaches
4. Net fruit and vegetable crops to keep the birds off
5. Prune winter-flowering shrubs that have finished flowering
6. Divide bulbs such as snowdrops, and plant those that need planting 'in the green'
7. Prune Wisteria
8. Prune hardy evergreen hedges, and renovate overgrown deciduous hedges
9. Prune conservatory climbers
10. Cut back deciduous grasses left uncut over the winter.

[Rob]

QPR are badly in need of a change of manager anyway.

[Russenmafia]

Originally Posted by Rob QPR are badly in need of a change of manager anyway.

Let them take Alex McLeish off Rangers then. Beaten 2-0 off Aberdeen tonight, I can't take any more of this shite from my team.

[LK]

Originally Posted by Russenmafia Let them take Alex McLeish off Rangers then. Beaten 2-0 off Aberdeen tonight, I can't take any more of this shite from my team.

Jamie Smith, what a player!

[u03gks]

[Rob]

Originally Posted by Russenmafia Let them take Alex McLeish off Rangers then. Beaten 2-0 off Aberdeen tonight, I can't take any more of this shite from my team.

Well he is gone at the end of the season officially now.

[LK]

Originally Posted by Rob Well he is gone at the end of the season officially now.

Agent McLeish - Mission Accomplished - Return to Base.

[Wengerland]

Exactly, if we're going to poach someone at least make it someone who's doing a good job and the clubs fans will actually care about him going.

I don't think we'll get him anyway, Mike Newell's having a second interview and he's the man for me. There's been a load of e-mails to the chief executive pleading against appointing Holloway, and he did say the number he got wanting Levein out made a difference in that decision.

[u03gks]

One more lads.

Go on Stevie Lovell!

[Ogen]

Right some of these are wank but some are good and I'm too tired to chop and change at it.

Football chants btw:


(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f@*k one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc

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Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

‘Going down, going down, going down.’

Sunderland fans reply.....

‘So are we , so are we , so are we.’

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“Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?”

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
so harsh

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

“VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HE

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He’s here, he’s there

We’re not allowed to swear

Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf”


Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn’t like the idea of a swear word in his song.

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In reference to Jaime Carragher’s dad being banned from football stadiaafter being arrested for being drunk at a football match...

He’s red,

He’s sound,

He’s banned from every ground,

Carra’s dad,

Carra’s dad

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Here’s a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover...

He’s bald,

He’s sh*t,

He gets a game when no-one’s fit,

Pascal Cygan!

Pascal Cygan!

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To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,

Neville Neville, your play is immense,

Neville Neville, like Jacko you’re bad, Neville Neville is the

name of

your dad

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“Two Andy Gorams, there’s only two Andy Gorams”...

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia


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This is it to the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a fųck if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV

Fantastically harsh

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"You're shish, and you know you are, you're shish..." - Chelsea fans to Galatasary.

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"You'll be watching the bill, when we're in Seville" - Cletic fans to Rangers fans before Celtic played in the UEFA Cup final.

"We were watching the Bill - What was the score in Seville?" - Rangers response after Celtic got beat.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

In your Coventry slums, In your Coventry slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cause you're so fucking thick,
In your Coventry slums. In your Coventry slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead dog and you think it's a treat
There's piss on the pavements and shit in the street
In your Coventry slums

[packt up]

Originally Posted by Mike the Metal Ed In your Coventry slums, In your Coventry slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cause you're so fucking thick, In your Coventry slums. In your Coventry slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead dog and you think it's a treat There's piss on the pavements and shit in the street In your Coventry slums

Coventry is a fucking dump its true.

[toxic rooster]

You drink from the toilet, you piss in the bath
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh
In your Uruguay slums

[yianni]

Australia vs Greece friendly in Melbourne on May 25! Who the fuck am I going to go for? Go draw.

As for football chants:

"Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net?
HE WAS HANGING ON THE CROSSBAR WITH HIS BALLS AROUND HIS NECK!"

"We're walking on Sunshine, WOOOAH!" (sung after going ahead 2-0 against Sunshine George Cross )

"You're 1, Nil down (or whatever the score is)
You come from a shitty town!

Oh (insert other team's name)"

"Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus,
Lay down and he said...
FUCK OFF (insert opposition team name)"

[Cactus Sid]

Originally Posted by yianni "Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net? Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net? Where was (insert goalkeeper's name) when the ball was in the net? HE WAS HANGING ON THE CROSSBAR WITH HIS BALLS AROUND HIS NECK!" "Away in a manger, No crib for a bed, The little lord Jesus, Lay down and he said... FUCK OFF (insert opposition team name)"

I remember singing these when I was about 6

[Wengerland]

Fucksake, Newell's turned us down.

Although when i think about it i probably went overboard on the Holloway thing, i mean he's made QPR a decent club in this league i suppose, we played hoofball under Adams but we don't have any tall strikers now anyway, so Holloway will have to be a bit dense to play too many long balls. I'll also retract about not getting a season ticket if he gets the job, because i want one anyway

[Rob]

quality

[Rob Ban Fan]

"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a fųck if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV"

ROFL

[yianni]

Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan "Sol, Sol, wherever you may be You're on the verge of lunacy And we don't give a fųck if you're hanging from a tree You Judas cunt with HIV" ROFL

[Rob Ban Fan]

the best part of today's game was the fans singing "Gary O'Neil - Centre Midfield" only for 5 minutes later, Redknapp to finally make a substitution to move him into his right position.

Next time we just need to sing "Priske at right back. Ashdown in goal. Toddy upfront." and we might play alright.

[Mr. Monday Morning]

If we tried a song like that it would take half an hour

[toxic rooster]

Sensational, we've beat all the big 3 now

But it may have saved McClaren's job

[Rob]

Originally Posted by Wee Gooner Sensational, we've beat all the big 3 now But it may have saved McClaren's job

Or maybe that 4 year contract he signed like 2 weeks ago saved it?

[CSL]

Originally Posted by Wee Gooner Sensational, we've beat all the big 3 now

...and managed to lose to Sunderland @ home