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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Zach Gowen: And there is no one, I said no one in this industry who has what it takes to get in the ring with me!
*It's time to play the game.... TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!* |
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He's Here
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*John Cena pins Shawn Michaels in the Mania main event*
JR: BAHGAWD! CENA HAS WON! CENA IS STILL THE WWE CHA- *King of Kings hits* JR: BAHGAWD! IT'S THE GAME! IT'S THE GAME! *Triple H hobbles down to the ring on crutches, rolls in, rolls up Cena in a weak-looking roll up and is declared the champion* JR: BAHGAWD! CENA HAS BEEN HOGANIZED! |
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He's Here
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*Marks out* for scenes from a hat!
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^^ No, Xero, you're supposed to post something comedically illogical that can't actually happen.
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Triple H: I am backuhhhhh. And at the next pppppp-pay-ppppay---pay per view, I am going to wah....wahhh...wwwwahwahwah....win the world ttttttit...titttt....title. Because I am Thhhhhat damn gooo...g...ggggooo....good!
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RIP SABU
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HHH: Hey, Shawn...c-c-can ya hand me my crutches? I go out next to address my fans.
HBK: Sure...here ya go...(hands him one crutch, then whacks HHH in both quads, tearing both, then hits him in both biceps, tearing them also, and leaving HHH out of action for 2½ years while single-handedly keeping DX on life support by beating Edge and Orton week after week on RAW in the same dull way.) J.R.: Mahgawd! Another concerto for Orton! Somebody's gotta stop this or somebody's gonna get seriously hurt here, King! King: Uh...I...think it's a little late for that, J.R. J.R.: What're you talking about, King? King: Ah, screw this. I Quit, I'm gonna go lay down in traffic on New York's 5th Avenue. ***end*** |
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He's Here
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Triple H: After these 6 months of rehab, I've come to the realization that I cannot go on anymore. I've had a good run, but I must admit, a lot of those runs were uncalled for, and I shouldn't have held everyone I did down.
JR (whispering): What the hell is this? King (whispering back): I don't know... Triple H: I am retiring. But before I do, I'd like to say I'm sorry to the following people... Chris Jericho, whose career I destroyed. Vince McMahon, for all those mind-altering drugs I've slipped him. Shawn Michaels, for making him go against the religion he so loves. I am truly sorry. *Triple H walks away* Illogical enough for you? |
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^
That'll do. 1000 pts to Xero.
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Rejected new [nick]names for Monty Brown (aka Marquis Cor Von).
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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The Alpha Male
Baron von Neigro |
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More carbs & half the fat
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Random Guy: Vince, we should name Monty Brown, Pounce the Linebacker.
Vince: I thought he was a golfer. |
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He's Here
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Vince: Monty, we're changing your name again. And your gimmick.
Monty: To what? Vince: Well, your name will be "Brown Monty", and you will come out to "Old Man River" and you'll be a racist southerner. Monty: But... Vince: And you'll be from Orlando, Florida. Monty: *Sigh* Vince: AND your manager will be "Tracy Newman Ascot". Monty: Okay, now you're just pulling my leg. Vince: Do I look like I have a joking expression on my face? |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Vince: Alright so Monty we think your name is going to give that TNA thing free publicity so we'll be changing it
Monty: To what Vince: "The Token Male" Jim Crow and we'll also be changing where you are from Monty: Where? Vince: A plantation in South Carolina also we'll be changing you're theme music as well Monty: To what ![]() Vince: Mammy Monty: I quit |
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R.I.P Tanner
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*Inside Vinces Office*
Vince: Alright Monty, this is the WWE, and since we don't want to give those people any free publicity. Monty: I really don't know if my name would be giving TNA any free publi... Vince: TNA! What in the name of Vincent Kennedy... Ken Kennedy: ...Kennedy Vince: ...McMahon is TNA? What are you on about. Crazy black person Monty: ...Wait was that racist?...and ah who do you think would be getting free publicity from you for keeping my name intact. Vince: What? Are you an idiot, The Simpsons. Oh yes I've watched it before you just changed your name from montgomery Burns to Monty Burns. Monty: ...What... Vince: So with that in mind your new name is Conand'o El Brian...The Nomadic Male. Monty: ...I quit PERIOD! |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Vince: Mr. Brown, we're scrapping your "Alpha Male" gimmick. We can't allow people to hear of this undeground compnay TNA.
Monty: I'm not to happy about that, but what gimmick do you have in mind. Vince: You're going to be "The King Of Old School" Monty Brown. Monty: "The King Of Old School"? Isn't that Steve Corino's gimmick? Vince: ................*Vince picks up his phone* Get the legal dept on the phone. |
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I think I gave a thousand points to Impact.
What goes on inside the heads of writers during writing meetings... (might have done this before but it's still a good one) |
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(I'll get the obvious one out of the way..)
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He's Here
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Let's see what I have to do today...
Do Laundry Apologize to Stephanie Find computer Apologize to Stephanie via MSN Go to TPWW Steal Alienoid's ideas Buy Suny D. Replace "Doug Basham" with "Chris Masters" Apologize to Stephanie via e-Mail Propose idea to Vince |
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More carbs & half the fat
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Writer: Hey, wouldn't it be great if we pushed Cena again?
Writer from Attitude Era: Isn't he kinda boring? Vince: You're FIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDD! |
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The Thread Killer
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Can i possibly suggest "Great Khali: What he is really saying in his promos" for the next scene? |
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He's Here
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Russo: BOOBIES! SEX! DICKS! God! BOOBIES! VIAGRA! VIOLENCE!
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Crab People: Yes! It is working! Soon they won't be any smark fans left! HAHAHA
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He's Here
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Writer: Bad writers... Bad writers... Write bad storylines, Vince likes them anyway! Bad writers, bad writers...
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!
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R.I.P Tanner
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Writer: I am evil Russo, I am evil Russo, I am evil Russo
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Writer 1: Hey, you know what I miss?
Writer 2: No, aptly named Writer 1, I don't know, what do you miss? Writer 1: I miss the good old days when ALELIEAAALIEAYAAAAIEALAAAAA!!! Writer 2: What the hell was that??? Writer 1: I don't know. Wanna go get drunk? Writer 2: Sure! |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Writer:
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R.I.P Tanner
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Writer 1: *Thinking to himself* hmm good idea...come on good idea...
I KNOW WE'LL TURN JOHN CENA HEEL AND BRING BACK HIS OLD PERSO-ALYIAHHAAAIAYAAAAIAIYAYAIAAAAAAAH-Now what was that thought again... Vince: *thinking to himself* I wonder what Hulk Hogan meant when he said he implanted hassan machines into all my writers...eh who cares I'M A BILLIONAIRE DAMMIT |
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Quote:
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He's Here
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First english is language. No have idea saying I am. Though dogs swollen bats are gruesome, really I had wish word of books.
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More carbs & half the fat
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Get me a fucking sandwich.
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IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!
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Actually, I'm only 5"6. I've got a small number of minitures in my trousers
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He's Here
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This week's "Khali's Book of the Week" is a fond trip down memory lane, full of adventure, baseball, and a little bit of Romance!
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"THAT DAMNED RHYNO GLUED MY VOICE BOX SHUT AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO ENUNCIATE EVER SINCE!!!"
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I'm nauseous
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"MARIA! WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS PRETTY AS THE MIZ?!"
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The Thread Killer
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That John Cena is a great opponent for me. I look forward to having a great competitive match with him. May the best man win.
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He's Here
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Cena, I am going to humble you! I am going to break your fucking back, make you humble and then FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Quote:
"Ten bucks says I can throw a midget at Sean O'Haire's cage!" |
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He's Here
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Quote:
I miss captions.
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