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Old 01-23-2007, 09:18 PM   #2081
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BAHGAWD! X PAC HAS ENTERED THE STATE! AND WE ALREADY FEEL HIS GRAVITATIONAL SUCK!

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I just need someone on my shoulders and we can finally release Sean O'Haire from his cage!
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Old 01-23-2007, 11:59 PM   #2082
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Todd Grisham: Hey! Great Khali!
Khali: Yeah, Todd Grisham?
Todd Grisham: Hey! Ever hear of a cat gopher?
Khali: Cat gopher? What's a cat gopher?
Todd: Cat go for $6 if I put MSG on it!
[audience laughs as Todd leaves]
Khali: Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in? I spent an hour and fifteen minutes in traffic getting here. I mean, granted, I was in a Benz, but this is horse shit! Oh, fuck you! You know what? I'm going home! Yeah, you can kiss my ass! I was in "The Longest Yard," motherfucker!

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Old 01-24-2007, 12:11 AM   #2083
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Khali : Vince can I talk sometime
Vince: When did you learn how to do that? And also we have to cut your moveset, its just too many moves, you will now stand there, and wait until your opponent falls down, don't bother pinning them, that takes too long also, so you will just win once they are on the mat, or lose if they knock you down ok.
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Old 01-24-2007, 03:11 AM   #2084
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Khali: And so I bent her over! and then fucked her in the ass.
Daivari: IN THE ASS, IN THE ASS, IN THE ASSSSS
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:34 AM   #2085
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Gotta love the Iron Shiek references.

Erm... Xero and Impact get the points.


Waht AJ Styles would be like at a Richard Simmons Convention
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:47 AM   #2086
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AJ: ...I thought this was the Styles convention, not the Alternative Styles Convention
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Old 01-24-2007, 06:00 AM   #2087
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or for a more descriptive scene...

*AJ Styles exit's the TNA limo (aka a soccer mums van) and enters the convention*

AJ: *thinking to himself* Hmm wonder who this Richard Simmons guy is...and why Alex Shelley wanted me to come here.

*AJ suddenly notices Chris Sabin seemingly reaching out for a rack of pink clothes, while being half conceiled by another rack of clothes*

AJ: Ah hey Sabin, Shelley tell you to come here to?

Sabin: *grunts*

AJ: Ah ok, yeah me to...so um, why are you reaching for that rack of pink clothes?

Sabin: *grunts*

AJ: Ah yeah...riiight, well what are you doing in a rack of clothes anyway?

*AJ pushes away some of the clothes and suddenly see's tpww's own Skippord going at Sabin from behind*

AJ: ....oh shit...GAY COMMUNITY

*Pelee kick to Sabin*

*Dropkick to Skippord*

*Later*

News Announcer: And in other news the the convention centre where Richards Simmons was holding a Richard Simmons Convention was burnt down today by TNA wrestler AJ Styles, when asked for a comment all AJ could say was, and I quote, "I can't believe I've gone with him 1 on 1 and never known..."

Police suspect that Mr. Styles did this after his lover cheated on him with another man, now we go live to the centre with our reporter Greg Fairly.

*Back at the convention centre*

AJ Styles (in distance): I AIN'T FUCKING GAY!

Greg: It would appear that the onlookers are getting abit roudy, so the police are taking AJ Styles away, more on this as we get it.

Onlookers: THAT WAS AWESOME *Clap Clap Clap Clap* THAT WAS AWESOME

LET'S GO AJ

LET'S GO PO-LEESE

LET'S GO AJ

LET'S GO PO-LEESE
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Old 01-24-2007, 09:05 AM   #2088
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*AJ goes up for an autograph*

AJ: Make it out to AJ Sty-NICK!?

Eugene: Uh... No! I AM NOT NICK! I AM RICHARD SIMMONS!

AJ: NICK! IT'S ME! AJ!

Eugene (whisper): Shut up, this is my day job and the last thing I need is to lose it.
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Old 01-25-2007, 12:05 AM   #2089
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AJ: I like to work it, work it. I like to work it, work it.
Simmons: Oh AJ I love when you work it.
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Old 01-25-2007, 03:11 AM   #2090
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AJ: *points at simmons* You're a homo!
Simmons: So?
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Old 01-25-2007, 05:16 AM   #2091
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*AJ is in line waiting to get Richard Simmons autograph, the person in front of him gets their photo signed, so AJ steps up to the table*

Richard: Hiiiiiiii, what would you like me to sign?

AJ: Gay Community?

Richard: Ok I'll just sign you're jacket. Is that ok?

AJ: ...Gay community

Richard: oooh I see, well aren't you just a special little man. Now who should I make this out to?

AJ: Gay. Community.

Richard: Ah riiiiiiight.... *Richard signs AJ's Jacket*

AJ: Gay...Community

Richard: Ah sir could you please move along so the other people waiting can get autographs.

AJ: FUCKING GAY COMMUNITY
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:59 AM   #2092
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AJ: Uh... This isn't the Playboy convention.

Security Guard: That's next door.

AJ: Oh.... I'm not gay ya know.

Guard: ....k...

AJ: Not one bit!

Guard: ...Good for you...

AJ: I mean, if I WERE gay, I wouldn't be hitting on a hunk like yourself. You're much too manly for me.... If I were gay, I mean.

Guard: ...Are you hitting on me?

AJ: Uh... No...

Simmons: AJ! MY BOY TOY! HOW ARE YOU!?

AJ: Uh...

*AJ runs out crying*

AJ: DAMN YOU GAY COMMUNITY! DAMN YOOOOUUUU!
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Old 01-25-2007, 11:54 AM   #2093
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AJ: Nice outfits, guys, but I don't have that hair so I think you should just go back and--- wait... this ISN'T the AJ convention, is it?

Richard Simmons: Well, this sure AIN'T the Ron Simmons convention, honey...

* somewhere, a faint DAMN could be heard... *

...Nice pants, btw. They look FABBBOOLOUUUS!! OOH! *begins to sweat insanely*

AJ: Yeah, I think-- I'm gonna be sick... lousy GAY COMMUNITY... *throws up in his little vest*

Don West: OMG AJ JUST THREW UP IN HIS LITTLE VEST!! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE, SO EXCITING WOOOOWWW!!! LOOK, A PEN!!!
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Old 01-26-2007, 01:33 PM   #2094
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AJ: OH MY GAWD!! Isaiah Washington from Grey's Anatomy????


IW: WHOA!! AJ Styles from TNA Wrestling???







































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Old 01-26-2007, 01:35 PM   #2095
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Okay, 1000 pts to me.


Funny ways to get eliminated in the Royal Rumble.
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Old 01-26-2007, 02:50 PM   #2096
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Duh! Hiding in Visceras pants!

Or having Little Bastard bust up through the middle of the ring and pulling you down into his leprechaun paradise.



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Old 01-26-2007, 04:01 PM   #2097
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For the record, this deals with more than one person getting eliminated.

*Somehow all 30 wrestlers make it in the ring without anyone getting tossed over the rop, and now, the play by play*

JR: BAHGAWD STUNNEERERRER!!!!!

The King: I know what you're saying! If a Raw guy wins they'll be able to go for the spinny title at WrestleMania 23! But who'll it be? John Cena or Umaga?

*All of the Raw Guys look at each other, laugh, and hop over the top rope*

Tazz: I've been in the ring with all of these wrestlers, and Styles, all I gots to say is one of these men will either go up aginst Test or Bobby Lashley!

Joey: Oh My God!

*All of the ECW wrestlers look at each other, laugh, and hop over the top rope*

Cole: Well JBL it looks like a SmackDown superstar will win this one for sure! Go SmackDown! Will it be Finlay, Chris Beniot, The Miz, Vito...

*JBL pulls out a gun and shoots Cole in the face*

JBL: Don't ever suggest the Vito will win this one.
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Old 01-27-2007, 08:24 PM   #2098
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JR: Bah gawd Triple H's invisible crucifix strikes again!!!



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Old 01-27-2007, 08:52 PM   #2099
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JR: Bah gawd Triple H's invisible crucifix strikes again!!!



(since we're resurrecting old caption gags anyway...)
Wrestler is standing there and suddenly gets thrown over the top rope by an invisible force...
JR:By Gawd! Stevie Richards actually gets an elimination!
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Vince: First ECW talent out gets a main event run on RAW!

*Everyone, who all happen to be in ECW, jump out, the first one being...*

CM Punk: I DID IT! I DID IT!

Vince: ... Second one out.

Holly: WOO!
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Old 01-27-2007, 11:06 PM   #2101
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*HBK, who made history by entering the Royal Rumble at number -36, is in the ring, with one more person left. The countdown to the lucky man who got number 30 ends....*

Your reality is about to get CHECKED!!!!!

HBK: The Miz? Oh My God, you're kidding me, right? The Miz?

*The stage remains empty while The Miz's theme music plays, as HBK eyes the ramp, but then The Miz's voice takes over the PA System*

The Miz: This is the story of how The Miz came to the Royal Rumble, and took out the hometown hero! HOO-RAH!!!!

*HBK is eyeing the ramp, waiting for The Miz, while a cage gets lowered into the middle of the ring, behind HBK's back. The cage door swings open and The Miz runs out of it, dumping HBK over the top rope!*

HBK: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! YOU'RE NOT SEAN O'HAIRE!!!!!!!

The Miz: He's got promoted to cleaning the bathrooms, HOO-RAH!

*Meanwhile, in the restrooms of the arena*

Sean O'Haire: The writers are out of there minds, and I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

Ultmio Dragon: *From the stall* Keep it down! I'm trying to take a crap!

Sean O'Haire: Don't trip over your cape on the way out, buddy.
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1000 pts to rob11.


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Old 01-29-2007, 02:42 AM   #2106
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Old 01-29-2007, 04:03 AM   #2107
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Old 01-29-2007, 07:36 AM   #2108
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Yay, I actually won!



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Old 01-29-2007, 08:12 AM   #2109
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JBL: (about Ashley Massaro) I been in the ring with him, Michael, and I know what it's like to get my ass kicked by his painful moves!
Michael: Uhhh, that's Ashley.
JBL: Yeah, so? That guy is humongous!
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Old 01-29-2007, 09:46 AM   #2110
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*Edge hits a spinning neck breaker.*

JR: Wow, never in my 30 years as a professional wrestling announcer have I ever seen a more perfectly executed spinning neck breaker!
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Old 01-29-2007, 10:43 AM   #2111
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Old 01-29-2007, 11:19 AM   #2112
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Old 01-29-2007, 12:12 PM   #2113
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Match between Edge w/Lita and Orton
Edge Spears Orton

JR: What a GORE.GORE,GORE By Goldberg onto Shawn Micheals
KING: You botched that worse then Lita
JR: Who
KING: PUPPIES
JR: Chloe?
KING: *ugh*
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Old 01-29-2007, 01:12 PM   #2114
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Old 01-29-2007, 01:26 PM   #2115
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Old 01-29-2007, 02:11 PM   #2116
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*Johnny Nitro hits a corkscrew moonsault*

JR: BAH GAWD! An awesome Senton Bomb from Joey Mercury! He just...wait, did I just senton bomb from Mercury? I need to get off the crack.
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Old 01-29-2007, 02:47 PM   #2117
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From the SD vs Raw 2007 video game

*King Booker hits Batista with a chair*

JR: BAWGAWD King, It's the Stone Cold Stunner.
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Old 01-29-2007, 04:22 PM   #2118
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Vince walks out to deliver some random promo about Donald Trump...

JR: BY GAWD, VINCE IS PISSED AT THE DONALD! WHAT DO YOU THINK KING?
King:zzzzzzzzzzzz, ohhh uhhhh, PUPPIES!
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Old 01-29-2007, 04:45 PM   #2119
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From one of the SmackDown! Games...

*Bradshaw hits the Clothesline from Hell*

Tazz: Clothesline from hell.
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Old 01-29-2007, 04:59 PM   #2120
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I love how pretty much all of these are about JR (damn you Xero Limit)

King: Boy JR, I sure do love Mickie's puppies
JR: Yeah, but they got nothin' on mine!
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