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Now. Here. Man.
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AJ Styles sits on a bench, waiting for the bus
AJ: ...........*cough cough*................. Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap-clap-clapclapclap* THIS IS AWESOME! *clap-clap-clapclapclap* Tenay: This is the sort of high-octane excitement you can only see here at the bus stop! |
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1998...
Tommy Dreamer is at the grocery store and someone's cart brushes him going the other way. Styles: OHH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! GROCERY CART TO THE RIBS! THEY MUST BE BROKEN! YET HE IS JUST TAKING IT!! Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE! ECDUB! ECDUB! Last edited by rob11; 01-31-2007 at 05:43 PM. |
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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*11 at night in the middle of winter, Shocker is taking out the trash when he slips on the ice*
JR: BAWGAWD he probley slipped on BBQ SAUCE Crowd: Snicker Snicker* |
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He's Here
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*At a funeral service, the tombstone is being put into place.*
JR: BAHGAWD TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE! Crowd: UNDER-TAKER! *Clap clap clapclapclap* UNDER-TAKER! *Clap clap clapclapclap* *The casket lowers* Michael Cole: HE'S BEEN PLANTED BY THAT TOMBSTONE! |
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The Thread Killer
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*Chuck Jones steps out the door with his pet basset hound. The two of them shiver a little bit.*
JR: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! King: Puppies! |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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*Big Dick Johnson goes into a shady strip club, dressed in his normal ring gear*
JR: Bah Gawd, it's Big Dick Johnson! King: I don't know if these non-wwe Divas could handle Big Dick! *A toothless whore goes up to Big Dick and asks if he'd like a lap dance* Tazz: I've been in the sack with her, and I gotta tell you somethin' Cole, it ain't pretty. |
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Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Niiiiice!
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1000 pts to Xero and Impact. If the marines in Iraq were all like John Cena. |
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ELF ANGEL
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Dave: Lets go guys, If Cena the american marine can kill a million terrorists alone. The 3 of us can kill....*gets hit with gunfire for 10 minutes straight* *No Sells* FU's Iraqi Soldiers *US Wins the war |
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I'm nauseous
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Come on this ones obvious
Fallen Angel: Excuse me, I'd like to enlist...IN THE TALIBAN! or Fallen Angel: Excuse me, I'd like to enlist in the U.S. army. Gonna butt-rape me some sexy-Cena-beasts. |
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He's Here
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*500 Marines drop their weapons.*
All of them: YOU CAN'T SEE U- *Cut back to a mushroom cloud* |
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The Thread Killer
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Random Marine walks up to an Iraqi tank, lifts it on his shoulders, then slams it down.
Southern Soldier: BAHGAWD! THAT TANK WAS 4,000 POUNDS KING! |
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JR: By Gawd! Cena has all insurgents in the STFU! They are all tapping! The war is over!
Terrible! |
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*US Marines and Iraqi soilders are toe-ing the line in the middle of the warzone*
Marine: Yo, Bob, give me a beat Marine 2: *BEATBOX BEAT* Marine: Yo yo yo this war is dope, Without us the American oil supply has no hope, Our boss George DUBYA will be proud, When we send this land flat with a mushroom cloud! Marine squadren: Oooooooh Marine: So go ahead and try to defeat us, We're gonna flush you out of Iraq like an aborted FEATUS! WORD LYFE! Squad: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Is Finkle
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*Lowly private runs into a Marine headquarters*
Private: The terrorists have just blown up the city! Marine: *raises an eyebrow and restores the city as it was* |
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More carbs & half the fat
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Random Marine: I'm gonna turn my M-16 into a diamond-studded gold M-i6 with a spinner barrel!
Sargeant: Word Lyfe! |
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The Thread Killer
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Marine grabs a random Iraqi in a chokehold, but does not rear back or do anything.
Iraqi: (whispers) Here is how you do it... |
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He's Here
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*Marine #1 starts to pump up his shoes*
Marine #2: What the fuck are you doing? M #1: You know, it's the funniest thing. When I pump up my boots I become stronger! M #2: Bullshit. M #1: Oh? *Marine #1 proceeds to shoulder block an Iraqi Tank, sending it smashing through a town 20 miles away, and FU's an entire fleet of Iraqis.* Ron Simmons: .................DAMN! |
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Marines are walking down an Iraqi street. *Woman/Kiddie scream pop*
Wow, I have nothing. Maybe next round. |
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CENA: Hey, Bob, how's it going?
MORSE CODE TRANSMITTER: Okay. Just sending out some messages in Morse Code. JR: Baw gawd he's tapping out!!! He's tapping out!!! |
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1111 points to Chuck Jones FU'ing of a tank scene, btw. T'was funny.
Submission Moves that Didn't Quite Make It (This might have been done before... too lazy to check, but oh well.) |
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Is Finkle
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STFU.
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emerge
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The "Listen To Me Talk" manuever by the Great Khali, Jake the Snake, and most divas.
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R.I.P Tanner
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J.R: BA GAWD FUNAKI HAS JUST LOCKED ON THE CHINESE FINGER TRAP
Jerry: How long can his opponent last in this ancient chinses submission |
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Is Finkle
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Zach Gowen: Hit me if you feel so inclined, but be warned that if you do, you will leave the rest of your life with... A GUILTY CONSCIOUS!!!
Opponent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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He's Here
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*Lita locks on a Triangle Choke*
JR: BAHGAWD THE FIRECROTCH SQUEEZE! |
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More carbs & half the fat
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J.R.: BAHGAWD KELLY KELLY JUST STRIPPED NAKED, BUT CANDICE DOESN'T NOTICE!
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He's Here
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*Chris Jericho puts on the Lion Tamer*
JR: ... The Fuck is this? |
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R.I.P Tanner
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*Abyss locks AJ Styles into the Visagra*
Mike Tenay: LOOK DON, ABYSS HAS LOCKED IN THE PRISONYARDBITCH Don West: THIS IS SO BIZARRE |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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JR: Bah Gawd! Kanyon has the testical claw locked on Rico! He's smiling about it! He enjoys this!
King: Rico must be a glutton for punishment, because he's screaming he wants more! Ron Simmions: ..............DAMN! |
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The Thread Killer
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Tenay: And Joe grabs Angle from behind, forces him to the ground.
West: WAIT A MINUTE? WHY IS JOE STICKING HIS FINGER INTO HIS MOUTH?? Tenay: Oh my god! Joe's locked in the Wet Willy! Wet Willy! WEST: YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!! Seriously |
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Instances when a Khali Chop would come in handy.
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BTW, I'm 194 rep points from having sex with your girlfriend and her slightly more attractive sister. Anyone want to help bump me over?
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Kiss the blade
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In a strange twists of events, Khali ends up on RAW...
Triple H: ....Well let me tell you a story!... *Khali chops himself, falls down for the count* |
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MELINA: I have this huge knot in my shoulder that aches so much!!!
KHALI: GWWWOOOARRRARARARRRR!!!! ** CHOP ** Melina collapses to the floor. NITRO: Oh my gawd I think you killed her!!! KHALI: GWWWOOOARRRARARARRRR!!!! |
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PAUL BUNYAN: There's no way you can take that redwood down with just one--
KHALI: GWWWOOOARRRARARARRRR!!!! ** CHOP ** PAUL BUNYAN: Well I'll be damned. |
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