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#2241 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Trump: Allow me to introduce my representative.... JAMAL!!!
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#2242 |
Posts: 18,357
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1000 pts to Disturbed.
WWE World: The Theme Park |
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#2243 |
Posts: 18,357
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KID #1: Lets go ride Lita!!
KID #2: OKAY!! ![]() |
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#2244 |
Posts: 18,357
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KID #1: Lets go ride Lita!
KID #2: Okay! KID #1: Aw crap, there's a four hour line. |
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#2245 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Horrible Roller Coaster Accident*
Snitsky: That WASNT...MY...FAULT |
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#2246 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
Posts: 88,648
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KID #1: Let's go ride Space Mountain!
KID #2: Okay! ![]() WOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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#2247 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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Kid 1: Wanna go play The Game?
Kid 2: Ok *Kids run off towards The Game, they begin to climb the stairs towards the line* Kid1: Sweet theres no line *WANG* Kid 1: Ow wtf Kid 2: Damn glass ceiling |
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#2248 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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*Two kids hop onto the CreativeMinds Roller Coaster*
Kid 1: This is gonna be totally awesome Kid 2: Damn right, it's going to be going off like tha chain gang man *The safety bars come down and the ride starts up* Kid 1: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH *The Coaster builds up speed and heads toward a series of loops and twists* Kid 2: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME *The Coaster starts twisting a turning when suddenly it plumits down and splashes into some water* Kid 1: Wtf is this *The coaster starts moving, it splashes out of the water and starts moving forward* Kid 2: ...Dude are we in line for food now Kid 1: ...I think we are... *The coaster then makes its way out of the food line and makes it way randomly across the park before crashing into a tree* Kid 1: Ow... Kid 2: What the hell just happened... *The safety bars raise up* Voice: Please exit the roller coaster, we hope you enjoyed your ride *The coaster starts up and heads off back towards the beginning* Kid 1: Wtf continuety |
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#2249 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Kid #1: Let's go ride the ECW!
Kid #2: Okay! ![]() |
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#2250 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Kid1: Hey! Let's take the New Guy Push ride! Looks promising!
Kid2: Looks like the best ride in WWE Land! Kids 1 & 2 Yay!!!! *Meanwhile.....* Vince: What?!?!?! They like the New Guy Push ride? That's it! Someone either move that ride to ECW land or misuse it! |
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#2251 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
Posts: 88,648
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Lady: Ok, kids! Who wants to see what it feels like to be on the WWE Creative team?
Kid 1: Me! Me! *Kid 1 gets placed in ride and spun around. Gets off and wobbles around. Puts arm around Kid 2* Kid 1: This guy........ this guy here..... Next WWE Champion..... |
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#2252 | |
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#2253 |
Posts: 18,357
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yeah, I suppose that is... and this is such a great concept too!
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#2254 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Four: Hey! Let's go on "FourFifty's Survivor Series 2k6" ride!
Fifty: OMG OMG OMG OMG THIS IS GONNA BE FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!! Four: I haven't even gone on it and it's already the best ride I've seen in a while!!!!! Fifty: Yea! CM Punk is so over! There's no way he'll be jobbing to Snitsky later on!!!!! *So Four and Fifty wait in line, as giddy as school girls, with hope in their heart! They get on the ride.....* Fifty: Why the fuck did I let you talk me into this? Four: Shut up....... I didn't know it was going to be crap.... FourFifty: That was a waste of time. Last edited by FourFifty; 02-26-2007 at 12:18 PM. |
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#2255 |
ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Mark Henry: The Ride
Days Since Last Death: 0.64 Kevin Nash: Oh this looks like fun, lets go. Tears quad. Kevin Nash: This shit sucks. TripleH *Hobbles in*: "Tell me about it" *Falls and tears other quad* |
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#2256 |
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This is sucky but...
Hulk Hogan the ride... *2 kids get in the car, it goes up a ramp, then proceeds to drop 100 feet onto cement. Then, masked guys come up with AK47's shoot everything in the car, then throw nades into it, before finishing it off with a bazooka shot. The 2 kids get out of the car without a scratch* |
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#2257 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Kid: Hey, I hear the new Boogeyman ride is awesome!
Kid #2: Okay, let's go! *The two get on line and get in. Horribly staged "scary" crap happen." Kid #2: This sucks. Kid #1: Yeah, can't believe we wasted out tickets on thi- *The ride stops short, throwing them into the safety bar. A series of clinks are heard.* Both: MY TEETH! |
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#2258 |
More carbs & half the fat
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Kid: Hey, let's ride the "IWC's View of WWE from 1998-2007"!
Kid 2: Yeah! *They get on ride, which rockets into the air* Kid: Wow, this is fu- *The ride crashes into Hell* |
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#2259 |
Posts: 18,357
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KID #1: Hey, you want to go on the IIIncredible Kurt Anglecoaster?
KID #2: Sure! I heard it goes 0-490 MPH in 3 seconds, has 48 loops, and drops 700 feet straight down into a dragon!! KID #1: No way!!!! KID #1: Well, I'll be damned. |
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#2260 |
Posts: 18,357
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KID #1: Hey, you want to ride the Kelly Kelly Karousel?
KID #2: Sure! KID #1: Wait, these are just a bunch of sybians... |
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#2261 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
Posts: 88,648
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KID #1: So, I rode the "Litacanrana" the other day and now I've got this weird rash and this burning sensation...
KID #2: At least you got to ride something. I tried to go on Hulk Hogan's ride but whenever it almost started, it would stop again so we could all scream and cheer in anticipation. It was like that for 45 minutes. KID #1: Did it ever start? KID #2: I can't even tell. |
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#2262 | |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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#2263 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Kid A: Let's go ride the Tazz ride!
Kid B: Hells yeah! *Walk up to sign that says no one can ride who is taller than me, and it goes up to their waist.* Kid A: Awww man! Kid B: Let's go to the John Laurinitis Ride, then. *They go to the next ride, which has a sign that is way over their heads. The sign reads: YOu must be 6'5" or taller to ride.* Kid A: This place sucks! Kid B: Hells yeah. |
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#2264 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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*Kanyon is standing around with a shirt that says "must be this tall to ride"*
Kid 1: ewwwww..... |
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#2265 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
Posts: 14,340
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Kid A: Let's go on the Great Khali Ride!
Kid B: But everyone says that ride's no good. Kid A: Then why is the line so damn long? |
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#2266 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Kid 1: Hey, look! It's The New DX Ride! Wanna go on it?
Kid 2: No, I'll just sit here and think about the old DX ride. |
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#2267 |
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Ultimate Warrior Ride!
*Kids get on it, goes through a building into a lecture room, then just stops and the bars tighten and trap all the kids. The Ultimate Warrior comes out of a room and starts lecturing beginning with how queering does NOT work.* 5 hours later Warrior: DESTRUCTICITY! And that is what the Warrior is all about! *At this point all of the kids have lost their minds and give a loud applause* |
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#2268 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Kid A: Hey, what's wrong with the Kurt Angle ride?
Kid B: What do you mean? There's nothing wrong with it. Kid A: Sure there is, it's out of order every few weeks and parts of it are held together with duct tape and bubble gum. Kid B: You know, you're right. How much do you wanna bet it'll completely fall apart in mid-ride? |
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#2269 |
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1000000 pts to Xero for his ECW Train Wreck.
What Hulk Hogan's house-sale tour would be like. |
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#2270 |
He's Here
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*They enter the kitchen*
Hogan: WELL HERE'S THE KITCHEN, BROTHER! THIS IS WHERE YOU MIX ALL YOUR VITAMINS, BROTHER! *They enter the bathroom* Hogan:HERE'S THE BATHROOM, BROTHER! GET RID OF ALL THAT SIN, BROTHER BROTHER! *One of the buyers points at a closet* Buyer: What's in there? Hogan: WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN' BROTHER! I HAVEN'T OPENED THAT DOOR IN ABOUT 20 YEAR BROTHER! LET'S CHECK IT OUT! *He opens the door and a dead body falls out, wearing nothing but face paint.* Buyer: .... Hogan: .... Buyer: ![]() Hogan: ...So THAT'S where I stashed the real Warrior's body... Brother. Last edited by Xero; 02-27-2007 at 07:50 PM. |
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#2271 | |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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#2272 |
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BUYER: I love the shade of white in this room! What do you call it?
HOGAN: Brookcum. ![]() |
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#2273 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Goddamnit, I can't think of anything for this one, so I'm going to revert to the last topic, simply because I can't get this skit out of my head. Sorry in advance, but this MUST be said! Let's see Kid 1 and Kid 2 ONE MORE TIME!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
Kid 1: Hey, look, it's The Miz: The Ride... Kid 2: Who the hell wants to go on that one? *FourFifty runs toward The Miz: The Ride, knocking over Kid 1 and Kid 2* FourFifty: HOOORAAAAH!!!! |
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#2274 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Buyer: Where's the Couch?
Hogan: Umm.... No Comment, Brother. |
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#2275 |
R.I.P Tanner
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Hogan: And here is one of this houses many bathrooms
House buyer: ...Is that toilet built to look like Macho Man Randy Savage's face... Hogan: ![]() |
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#2276 | |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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#2277 |
R.I.P Tanner
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Mike Tenay: Look Cole it's Rey Mestiro
Don West: THIS IS SO BIZARE |
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#2278 |
R.I.P Tanner
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Hogan: And here we see my daughter Brooke's room
Home buyer: ...Are those sibian's mounted on the walls... Hogan: Sibian? Oh you must mean those airfresheners Brooke insisted on me buying for her room. Yeah she loves them, everynight when she goes to bed you can just hear her moans and sighs of fullfillment from having such clean fresh air. Home buyer: ... ![]() |
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#2279 |
Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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Sorry couldn't think of any for the new ones
*The Edge WWE Ride* Me: Alright Edge as champ I can't wait to see his lengthy run! *Ride starts The track ahead shows a blood pumping action packed lunch hurling track. When all of a sudden the ride forks to the right and returns to the start* Me: WTF is this *Creative speaks code into his radio, seconds later KHALI EAT LITTLE SMARK, ERGSORUGHSDOIRJGSORHG |
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#2280 |
Posts: 18,357
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^ I should neg rep you for playing out of order.
Just for that, no points for anyone. Thank starfox for that!!! ![]() WWE Drinking Games |
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