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Old 03-08-2007, 04:13 AM   #2321
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^^ ROFL. That was way better than mine.
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Old 03-08-2007, 04:15 AM   #2322
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SATAN: Damnit, I need something to hang these wet clothes on again. JBL!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!

JBL: *sigh* You know it's not really a traditional clothesline, right?
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:56 AM   #2323
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*In a comic book store*

Kid 1: Alright guys, well I put down my Blue Eyes White Dragon

Kid 2: Oh shit, I dunno what can compete with that

Kid 3: I ah put down my magic card, the Hallal Mushroom card. +10 defense to me

Gregory Helms: I challenge your Blue Eyes White Dragon with my...SHINING WIZARD

*Helms jumps onto the table and hits Kid 1 with a Shining Wizard*
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Old 03-08-2007, 08:25 AM   #2324
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At the Westminster Dog Show:
Judge 1: What a lovely dog, Mr. H. May I see the Pedigree then?
Triple H Pedigrees the judge
Judge 2: Next up, the Bulldog group.
Trish Stratus races in and Bulldogs the judge
Judge 3: And here we have a lovely Boston Terrier.
Chris Jericho knocks the judge down and applies a Boston Crab
Judge 3: Hey! This has nothing to do with dogs!
Vince McMahon: I don't care! We're getting revenge for you jerks pre-empting us over the years!!!
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:48 AM   #2325
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*A pitcher throws a ball high towards the batter's head.*

Batter:

*The batter points his bat, runs out and gives the pitcher a reverse DDT*
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:21 AM   #2326
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2 kids are about to fight at school...
Kid 1: That's it, you are going down. *Finger Poke of DOOOOM!*
*Kid 2 falls to the ground in a heap begging for mercy*

Random Voice:You monster!
Another Random Voice: How could you do such a horrible thing!
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Old 03-08-2007, 12:13 PM   #2327
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GUY #1: Hey, man, I didn't mean anything by it! I didn't realize she was with you.

GUY #2: I'll teach you to buy my girl a drink! HA!

GUY #1: Uh...

GUY #2: What the fuck?

GUY #1: I was gonna say the same thing to you.

GUY #2: How are you still standing?

GUY #1: Because all you did was chop me on the top of my head. And not very hard, either.

GUY #3: Yeah, not very believeable.

GUY #2: You shut up. Nobody asked you.

GUY #4: Yeah! That was the most bad-ass chop I've ever seen!

[Thus began the cult following of Larry, the random head-chopper. His girlfriend left him for Guy #1, though. He had a job and... didn't go around chopping people on the tops of their heads.]
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:02 PM   #2328
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Batman: Tell me where the drugs are!

Crook: I don't know! I swear!

Batman: STFU!

[Batman locks in the STFU]

Crook: Uhhh... What the shit is this?

Batman: Uhhh... I...I AM THE NIGHT!!
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Old 03-25-2007, 09:02 AM   #2329
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Old 03-25-2007, 09:09 AM   #2330
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*at a McDonald's*

Middle aged person: So a Big Mac has the most fat?
O'Hare: I'm not telling you anything you don't already know...
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Old 03-25-2007, 10:33 AM   #2331
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Ron Simmons: The next word is........ DAMN!
Kid: D.... A.... M... M?
*BUZZZZ*
Ron: .......................DAMN!
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Old 04-01-2007, 01:02 PM   #2332
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*Eugene gets a job at the Hospital for the mentally challenged*

Him: Hi my name is Eugene with some backwards letters. And due to this green slime on my wrestling gear I guess I'm poor.

Patient: Sut up retar!:foc:

~I suppose I'm going to heel for this one huh?
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Old 04-01-2007, 01:41 PM   #2333
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Sony Executive: Well, PSP sales are way down, I'm afraid we're going to have to can it. It was a good try, but...

*Tony Schiavone randomly walks in*

Exec: ...Can I help you?

Tony: THIS IS THE GREATEST ROOM IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUILDING!

Exec: ...What?

Tony: OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST CHAIR IN THE HISTORY OF CHAIRS!

*The exec looks around and Tony takes a sip of someone's coffee*

Tony: THIS IS THE GREATEST CUP OF COFFEE IN THE HISTORY OF COFFEE!

Exec: I think we've found our hype man. If he can't sell it, no one can.

Tony: THIS IS THE GREATEST AIR IN THE HISTORY OF EARTH!

*A year later*

Exec: WE'RE BEATING NINTENDO IN SALES! And it's all thanks to Tony Schiavone!

Tony: THIS IS THE GREATEST APPRECIATION FOR ME IN THE HISTORY OF MY APPRECIATION!
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Old 04-01-2007, 04:10 PM   #2334
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Kid: Can you please use it in a sentence?
Ron: .......................DAMN!
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:21 AM   #2335
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:06 AM   #2336
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*In a court room*

Judge: Ok sir, what is your opening statement?

John Cena: YO YO YOOOOO TODAY I'M GONNA PROVE THAT THE MAN SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE IS IN FACT A CHAAAIIIIIN GAAAAANG SOLDIER. HIS TIME IS UP, HIS jail TIME IS NOW. WE WON'T SEE HIM for 10 to 20 years

Judge: Does the defence have an opening statement?

Funaki: INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:08 AM   #2337
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* In a grave yard a man can be seen digging out a grave *

Undertaker: What? I'm an Undertaker...get it...
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:40 AM   #2338
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*Random Bums Fighting*

Bum 1: You aint gettin' this meat this is my meat
*Khali's music hits as he Chops both bums in half*

Khali: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR MY MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT
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Old 04-02-2007, 09:05 AM   #2339
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WWE Wedding Chapel:

Hulk Hogan: Do you brother take this woman brother in sickness and in heath brother as long as you both shall live brother???

Groom: Ummm... yes.

JR: Bah gawd King! This is one slobberknocker of a wedding!
Michael Cole: Look! It's that little bastard Hornswaggle with the ring!
JBL: Watch your mouth, Cole, we're in a church! And that guy has parents!
Joey Styles: Guys, be quiet, we're supposed to be caterers here.

AAAYAAYAYIYIYAIAIAI...

Hassan: Sorry everyone, that happens whenever I show up anywhere. Anyways, the limo's ready, let me know when you're ready to leave.
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Old 04-02-2007, 09:09 AM   #2340
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*An action scene ensues with Jean Claude Van-Damme.*

Director: CUT! Okay, Jean, step out, and Rob, you go in. You're going to be hit with that 50,000 pound slab of concrete, which is very real and very heavy, so watch out.

RVD: Wait, what? I thought we were using fak-

Director: ACTION!

RVD: ...Dude........ *SLAM*
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:27 PM   #2341
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*in a confession booth*

Random Guy: Forgive me farther, for I have sinned. Last night after I took the baby sitter home I ended up having sex with the baby sitter. I couldn't resist it. I know it's wrong, I know... But things between my wife and I have grown so stale.... I couldn't refuse...

And now you get to decice your own ending!!!!

Ron Simmions: .................DAMN!

Macho Man: Go onnn.... *fap fap fap*

Jeff Hardy: Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?

Paul Heyman: You know some of us are trying to take a crap here... where's the toliet in this stall anyways?

Slim: (see Macho Man)
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Old 04-02-2007, 01:32 PM   #2342
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Vince: Okay, here's the scene. He walks into a strip club and steals one of the women. He runs out, and drives off. He crashes his car and he and the stripper die in the fire. Then Kane comes in and screws her brains out.

Writer: ...You do realize this is for "Spongebob Squarepants", not "Spongebob Nopants", right?

Vince: ...This isn't Nippleodeon studios... So THAT'S why everyone's been making the Spongebob jokes...
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:23 PM   #2343
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*An action scene ensues with Jean Claude Van-Damme.*

Director: CUT! Okay, Jean, step out, and Rob, you go in. You're going to be hit with that 50,000 pound slab of concrete, which is very real and very heavy, so watch out.

RVD: Wait, what? I thought we were using fak-

Director: ACTION!

RVD: ...Dude........ *SLAM*
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Old 04-25-2007, 01:05 PM   #2344
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Customer: I have a problem here.
Manager: What is it?
Customer: It's your cashier. He refuses to sell anything.
Hulk Hogan: That's right brother!

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Old 04-25-2007, 02:02 PM   #2345
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Old 04-25-2007, 02:04 PM   #2346
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Ok, everybody needs to rep this boy to at least one green dot right now. That was
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Old 04-25-2007, 02:08 PM   #2347
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Old 04-25-2007, 03:36 PM   #2348
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"Hi my name's Batista and I just switched to Geico."

So easy a caveman could do it.
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Old 04-26-2007, 04:57 AM   #2349
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Aclock repair shop.

An elderly woman is picking up her clock.
"Does it tell the correct time now?"
"What time is it!?"
"3:30."
"What time is it!?"
"3:30."



"It's Vader Time!

time time!"
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:29 AM   #2350
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Aclock repair shop.

An elderly woman is picking up her clock.
"Does it tell the correct time now?"
"What time is it!?"
"3:30."
"What time is it!?"
"3:30."


*Voice over*
"It's Cryme Tyme

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN

time time!"
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:30 AM   #2351
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:18 PM   #2352
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Okay, gonna change things up a bit...

Jeopardy!: Wrestling_Style
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:09 PM   #2353
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Trebek: "This short-lived masked character was played by Jim Neidhart"

Contestant: Who is--

Trebek: Correct!

Oh, and I wanted to do this one for "Wrestlers in Other Jobs:"

Yoshihiro Asai: Come on down to Bill Penny's Nissan dealership, where they'll get you the best deal you've ever had, or my name isn't ALTIMA DRAGON!
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:13 PM   #2354
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Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy, WWE edition. It's time for Double Jeopardy, in third place, with minus five thousand dollars, and playing for the Pittsburgh Broken Fricken' Neck Foundation, we have Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle...
Angle: I'm gonna win this game with a broken fricken' neck! Woo!
Trebek: ...okay... and in second place, with minus fifteen hundred dollars, playing for the American Cancer Foundation... Foundation... why is it written like that... we have Ken Kenne-
Kennedy: Hold on there Trebek, there's only one way to do this right. (Grabs a microphone from over his podium)
...with minus fifteen hundred dollars... Mistaaaaaaaaa... Kennedy!!!
Trebek: Very good... and in first place, with-
Kennedy: ...Kennedy!
Trebek: Mmm hmm. And in first place, with zero dollars, John Cena.
Cena: Yo yo yo, Trebek, my time is NOW!
Trebek: Ok. Mr. Cena has actually answered a number of questions wrong, but seems to be able to no-sell the penalties. And todays categories are: Championship History, Rest Holds, Finishing Maneuvers, Wrestlers Named John, Royal Rumble Winners, and Famous McMahons. Kurt Angle, you start Double Jeopardy.
Angle: You know TNA's ratings are going to surpass yours in a few months, don't you Trebek?
Trebek: ...Royal Rumble winners it is. And the answer is: This man has won the Royal Rumble more than any other wrestler in WWE history. *ring* Mr. Cena?
Cena: Who is JOHN... CE-NA! *beepbeepbeep*
Trebek: No. For the love of God, why won't his score go down?!
Cena: Because I always overcome the odds, Trebek!
Trebek: Right... anyway, the answer was Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Angle: Who I beat with a BROKEN FRICKEN' NECK!
Trebek: As far as I know, you never did that, Mr. Angle. The board is still yours. Would you like to choose a category?
Angle: I'd like to whip your sorry ass in a MMA match, you scrawny little coward!
Trebek: Ok then... Famous McMahons it is. And the answer: this McMahon created Wrestlemania, has repeatedly flashed his bare bottom on WWE programming, and is the current ECW Champion. *ring* Mr. Cena?
Cena: Who is Ed McMahon? *beepbeepbeep*
Trebek: No. And of course your score remains the same. *ring* Mr. Kennedy?
Kennedy: ............
Trebek: Mr. Kennedy?
Kennedy: ...KENNEDY!!!
Trebek: ...since that happens to be his middle name, I'm going to accept it just to spite you. Please choose a category.
Kennedy: ............
Trebek: Oh please don't...
Kennedy: ...Category!!!
Trebek: Fine... wrestler's named John for a thousand, and *beepbeepbeepbeepbeep* oh goody, a video daily double. How fun. How much would you like to wager, Mr. Kennedy, as you are in negative figures, you can wager up to *smirks* two thousand.
Kennedy: ......dollars!
Trebek: I'm going to assume you agree. Please watch this video and tell me: this man, whose initials are JBL, had one of the longest WWE title reigns in WWE history:

Kennedy: ...............history!!!
Trebek: You are obviously retarded. We're going to move to Final Jeopardy so that I can get on with it and kill myself. The Final Jeopardy category is "Wrestlers Named Hogan." And the question: This host of "Hogan Knows Best" is a "hulk" of a man who has been WWE champion on several occasions.
*music plays*
Trebek: Alright, let's do this. Kurt Angle, your response was... hm, you wrote "USA." That's great. And you wagered... an Olympic Gold Medal. We'll be collecting that on the way out, sir. Mr. Kennedy, you wrote... "Mr. Kennedy." And let me guess, you wagered... "...Kennedy." Of course.
Kennedy: ...Kennedy!
Trebek: And John Cena, your response was... "Word..." and you wagered... "Life." That is incorrect, but I'm sure it won't affect your score in any way, so it appears you win. Oh and look, you've put a spinner on your podium. That's beautiful. Well that's it for Celebrity Jeopardy, and all I can say is, at least I didn't have to put up with Sean Connery.
Connery: Oh don't speak so soon, ya greasy haired momma's boy!
Trebek: Somebody fucking shoot me.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:14 PM   #2355
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Old 05-02-2007, 07:21 PM   #2356
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Old 05-03-2007, 04:33 AM   #2357
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:34 PM   #2358
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Trebek: Another 2nd class movie.

Contestant: What is The Rock cooking?
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Old 05-03-2007, 12:39 PM   #2359
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Trebek: Steve, you have control of the board.

Steve: The Hart Family for 1,000

Trebek: Jim Neidhart was dubbed under a mask in the late 90's and was given a nickname, often referenced to an old Abbot and Costella skit.

Steve buzzes in.

Steve: WHAT?

Trebek: No, I'm sorry, it was Who!
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Old 05-07-2007, 08:32 PM   #2360
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