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#201 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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D-Von Get the Cradles
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Not a Nugget!
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#203 |
Not a Nugget!
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rock Bottom again.
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Now. Here. Man.
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#206 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (see Wrestlecrap)
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#208 |
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Rest... in... fleece.... *rolls eyes and baas*
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#209 |
The Caption Crippler
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"Enough is enough, and it's time for a change of clothes"
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#210 |
Ball So Hard University
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I'm the blowpopper.
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#211 |
The Caption Crippler
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"Have a mediocre day"
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#212 |
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"Watcha gonna do!!! When Hulkamania runs moderately tame... on... youuuuuuuuu?????"
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"I am the WORST THERE IS, THE WORST THERE WAS, AND THE WORST THERE EVER WILL BE"
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#214 |
Ball So Hard University
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Where?
Where? Where? One beer Where? Two beers Where? A shot of whiskey Where? |
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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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#216 |
Art Teacher
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'huh?'
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#217 |
Has an evil monkey...
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I am an Amiga game, and I take ages to load.
Sorry, that was crap |
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#218 |
Art Teacher
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Now everbody lets Tango
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#219 |
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3000 points to Vastardikai.
What Sean O'Haire used to do to keep himself entertained inside his cage. |
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#220 |
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"OH MY GOSH, SHAWN! THERE'S BRET IN THE STANDS, AND HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YOUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! Nah... hahahaha, just kiddin' buddy.
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#221 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Reporter: My name is I.P. Freely and our top story tonight: 25 people were killed in a tragic accident at a WWE event in Bum****, Idaho last night. The fans were enjoying a match between A-Train and Test when suddenly a cage fell from the top of the ring and landed in the crowd. Word has it that WWE Superstar Sean O'Haire was bored out of his mind and started swinging...
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#222 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
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Threw his shit at Paul London's cage.
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#223 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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"Hmm... Alabama is Montgomery. Alaska is Juneau. Arizona is..."
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#224 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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"Wiggle......your.....big........toe"
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#225 |
Art Teacher
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Ohhh theres Jindrak *spits a loogie down*
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#226 |
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*Sean see's a guy below him*
Sean: 'Help! I'm traped! I cant get out! Hey, but I'm not tell you something you dont already know HAHAHAHAHAHAHA' Guy: Shut up... |
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#227 |
President of Freedonia
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*Triple H comes out*
Sean: Hmm, I wonder if this means I'm above the glass ceiling. *O'Haire sticks arm out of cage and lifts it up, his hand smacks some invisible barrier* Sean: Damn. ![]() |
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#228 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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"Eight billion five hundred forty-nine million one hundred seventy-six thousand three hundred twenty bottles of beer on the wall / Eight billion five hundred forty-nine million one hundred seventy-six thousand three hundred twenty bottles of beer / Take one down, pass it around / Eight billion five hundred forty-nine million one hundred seventy-six thousand three hundred nineteen bottles of beer on the wall
Eight billion five hundred forty-nine million one hundred seventy-six thousand three hundred nineteen bottles of..." |
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#229 |
Now. Here. Man.
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"Chapter one:
In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me a piece of advice that I've been turning over in my head ever since...." |
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#230 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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*Rocking back and forth*
I'mnottellingyouanythingyoudidn'talreadyknowI'mnottellingyouanythingyoudidn'talreadyknowI'mnottellin gyouanythingyoudidn'talreadyknowI'mnottellingyouanythingyoudidn'talreadyknowI'mnottellingyouanything youdidn'talreadyknow |
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#231 |
President of Freedonia
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He probably makes scratch marks on the cage, marking the number of days that he's been locked in there, sorta like what they do in prison.
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#232 |
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Loopy gets credit for some nice ones, but Assman had me chuckling the most, for whatever reason. 1000 points for him!
Hmm... we'll try this one. It can either be gold, or it might suck. Oh well. Interesting wrestling/wrestler-inspired euphemisms. |
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#233 |
Now. Here. Man.
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"Larry's not coming to work today."
"Really? Is he sick?" "Nah, it's his turn to take care of all the filing today, so I think he just lost his smile." "Damn, I hate it when he does that. I thought he liked office work." "Yeah, but filing really gets to him. It's sort of his weak spot, y'know, his Nash's quad." |
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#234 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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"How was work today, honey?"
"Not good." "Why?" "You know how Mister Johnson wanted to see me in his office?" "Yeah? And you thought you were going to finally get that promotion." "Yeah. Well. It turns out that, even though everybody at work loves me, and I consistently put together the best presentations and work in the whole company, he gave the job to his son-in-law, and now he's spreading these horrible rumors about me: about how I'm not management material because I don't work the 'company style.'" "Oh, dear. You've been Huntered." |
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#235 |
One Man Horror Show
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*Looking at THE LADIES.*
"Man Oh man! Will you look at the Ric Flairs on that one!" |
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#236 |
SEX APPEAL
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*three friends are walking on a basketball court and one falls, hits the concrete, and bleeds*
Friend: THAT WAS ONE SWEET NASH! |
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#237 |
The Classic Dylan Staples
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*Two guys are getting into a fight and one spits on the other*
Bystander: HE JUST WENT RANDY ORTON ON YOUR ASS! |
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#238 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
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A woman walks out of her house with a black eye.
"Oh man, did you just get the Steve Austin treatment?" |
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Now. Here. Man.
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HE JUST WENT RANDY ORTON ON YOUR ASS! (Sorry. I know I'm only limited to one, but I couldn't help it) |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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"Hey, Superman!" "What? Whoops!" "Oh, man. He just went all Ultimo on his cape..." |
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