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The Celtic Warrior vs The Ultimate Warrior
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Is Finkle
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Christian glowing a nice shade or orange tonight
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Snow Mexican
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Christian's skin looks like a leather bag
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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"How can you know *superlataves* and *adjectives*, but don't know Igor is different from Eeyore?" Occasionally, King drops jewels.
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Inno Knows.
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They joke about Christian's yellow skin until he dies of jaundice and the company is sued for negligence.
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Snow Mexican
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well it does look like jaundice
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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What are they chanting?
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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You know it's boring when a "Go Pack Go" chant starts up
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Inno Knows.
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IF Cena is hurt, they're throwing a lot of money at Punk
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Is Finkle
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Christian been so good the past few weeks.
Just had a thought.... they should make him a Paul Heyman guy. |
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Resident drug enabler
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Is Finkle
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So would I, but that clearly isn't happening.
Paul Heyman can pick him up as a client and say how he has been mistreated and misused for so long, etc.... would be big for Christian. Also, like Heyman's alliance with CM Punk, Christian could also speak for himself. |
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John Cena has a date with Dr James Andrews again
Knee swelling is prime symptom of a torn acl |
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Spammy Certified
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It was all part of punks plan
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A Cena injury would be devistating.
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Spammy Certified
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Brock vs the Wyatts
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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BAH GAWD HE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN! HE AIN'T BLEEDING KETCHUP!
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Waiting for this guy
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Inno Knows.
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Cmon Brock
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Big E about gets dropped on his head
Cena tears his ACL Christian is really orange Not a good night |
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The WWE network should air cenas surgery live, make it into a reality show
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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For a moment you could hear the sound of Goofy falling off a building...
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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That took too long.
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King of Suplexes/Oxy
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Classy TOO MANY LIMES sign in the crowd.
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Is Finkle
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F'N CODSWOLLOP!!!
:foc:
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The Champ is Here!
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Christian specializes in jumping off the second rope into finishers.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Is Finkle
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Great match though... Christian so hot right now.... now if only they would let him win and maybe do something with him.....
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Resident drug enabler
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Sheamus' boot is loaded.
That's only it's first strike though. IT'S WORDPLAY NIGHT RAW! |
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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That Bart Gunn behind Steph?
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Resident drug enabler
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lol. Whiny Bryan.
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Bearded aggression
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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They forgot with 6 month commitment in fine print.
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Is Finkle
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Why don't they play this one on RAW:
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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And this week's "Black Guy Of The Week" is that guy who people know as the dude that laughed at that one's guy's fake late night show... Ya know, the dude that got fired for his Kobe joke... Ah, and The Rock's dad.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The Soul Patrol, or the Roid Rage?
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Spammy Certified
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they should do things like this all year
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Waiting for this guy
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Vince doesn't like Christian, what chance does he have?
Daniel Bryan has been white hot for 9 months and still hasn't had a fair shot. Has Christian ever been white hot (outside these forums)? |
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In the ring, the guy is nigh brilliant. For some fucking reason, for a while he was a guy with his smaller-than-most-stars frame doing a Spear. I don't know whose decision it was to go that route with him. But for the most part he has great matches. It's that they usually lack a story that lets his direction down. I've actually been uncomfortable hearing JBL on commentary rip into Christian's appearance. It just seems unnecessary. JBL should be a guy that is putting Christian over as a guy who is a survivor from his era. He's a guy that everyone said was too small to make it, and then had to watch as he's won twenty championships in the WWE, two of them World Heavyweight Championships and see him outlast everyone single one of his critics. That's a Christian that has value to the upper mid-card/main event scene of the company. Vince apparently has a thing against Christian. The two have worked together on the air and Vince has kept the guy employeed for as long as he's wanted to be employed. Hell, Christian left the WWE in 2006 and Vince let him come back in 2009 and he's been there since. He's even had two World Title reigns and got two runs with the ECW Title when it was a brand too. So it's not the sort of heat that will prevent Christian from contributing to the company as long as he wants to. But it just seems like the WWE wants to keep all the tools from him, besides his ring skills, that will allow him to actually really connect with people and make people want to buy the yearly Christian t-shirt. Last year, I was over the moon when Christian earned a World Heavyweight Title shot against Alberto Del Rio at SummerSlam. But it didn't seem right. Rob Van Dam was way more over and was fresh off returning too. Wouldn't Del Rio vs. RVD had made more sense? I'm not complaining Christian got an opportunity, but it just seemed so random. I really think that Christian might be the most weirdly used talent in WWE. It's like they want to say "Fuck yeah, look, we've given you Christian. He's a big star," but then they want to constantly remind you that he's not a big star. It's honestly like an abusive relationship where they WWE says they love Christian, and they occasionally give him gifts, but they cheat on him with his best friend constantly. It's just fucking weird. More and more I'm starting to see Christian get the blame for this too, and that kind of frustrates me, because whenever the guy is given an opportunity, he runs with it. The guy never has a bad match and never does a bad job on the mic. In fact, he always does a good job. He was the only guy who got to cut a pre-match promo before the Elimination Chamber, which is good; then he got to pin Sheamus after a crazy spot. Also good. But it's like the WWE wants to use those good things against him by saying "Well, we gave you a chance to draw, but you didn't." But then they want to keep giving Christian more opportunities. It wouldn't surprise me if Vince McMahon liked sitting opposite Christian and just staring at him for hours, not knowing what to think of the guy. The WWE almost seems to have this weird obsession with Christian. An obsession to have him just...there. The idea of Christian becoming a Paul Heyman Guy is actually a really fucking good one. Christian is desperate at this stage of his career. It wouldn't be a reach to imagine Christian selling out to Paul Heyman to get himself an opportunity. Christian can talk on his own, but he doesn't, so Heyman can do that. It might get Christian some lines on the side. He can get smug, but he can also keep his current serious shtick. Heyman might also "re-brand" Christian. I just find it odd that Christian has never changed his ring name. The idea of having a WWE Champion named "Christian" has just always seemed odd. Sheamus also has that, I guess, but there's something to Sheamus just being Sheamus. Christian could really use new theme music and new attire, but an aesthetic fix is only going to work if he gets some sort of direction about him. |
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TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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Ugh. Don't break up The Shield.
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