Is c4g2 is a good or shitty poster? / 1000th post extravaganza

For a while I almost believed that

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Originally Posted by c4g2 I think Triple H also botched his sledgehammer shot. He was supposed to miss and let Goldberg spear him. But in the end Trips hit him and he pinned Goldberg for the win.

hahahaha Classic, great PPV, sloppy as hell though

Ultimo's slip. #2

Goldberg's slip while doing his fancy punches and kicks. #1

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how about, Royal Rumble 03, Matt Hardy on his way to the ring, throws his V-1! hand gesture so hard he'll falls almost into the Barrier!

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Jericho going for a lionsault and Kane shuffling across the ring so that Jericho got enough distance.

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^^^
Awesome, I love it when they're "knocked out" but manage to move themselves across the ring

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I have one of the best

I remember there was a match with RVD & Christian in it and Christian, out of position, just flopped down onto the mat out of nowhere for RVD to hit the moonsault or some top-rope move.

Someone correct me?

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Kane Body-slamming William Regal (no way out 03), Regal lands on his head and is knocked out, Kane goes for the pin and realizes WR is asleep, so he has to drag him to the corner for Lance Storm to tag in!

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Originally Posted by c4g2 I remember there was a match with RVD & Christian in it and Christian, out of position, just flopped down onto the mat out of nowhere for RVD to hit the moonsault or some top-rope move. Someone correct me?

I haven't seen that, sounds absolutely Classic

Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn Kane Body-slamming William Regal (no way out 03), Regal lands on his head and is knocked out, Kane goes for the pin and realizes WR is asleep, so he has to drag him to the corner for Lance Storm to tag in!

LMAO

Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn I haven't seen that, sounds absolutely Classic

I remember there was a huge hoo-ha on the boards after that happened.

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there is also the always Hilarious


"come on Jeff, Goddamnit"

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Originally Posted by c4g2 I remember there was a huge hoo-ha on the boards after that happened.

is that on a PPV? I HAVE to see it

On a more gruesome note, Eddie's blade job.

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Woah, that was horrific! Damn he cut deep and long!

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do you remember the Chair shot from Zach Gowan(sp?) to Vince's head that opened him up a treat? that was pretty damn bloody

Perhaps the greatest fuck-up in history was when Triple H's name was pulled out of the lottery for both brands. Then they recified it by trading the Dudleys and Booker for him

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Originally Posted by c4g2 Perhaps the greatest fuck-up in history was when Triple H's name was pulled out of the lottery for both brands. Then they recified it by trading the Dudleys and Booker for him

Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn do you remember the Chair shot from Zach Gowan(sp?) to Vince's head that opened him up a treat? that was pretty damn bloody

Yet another botched blade job.

And all of HBK's blade jobs. This guy's Blood Bank Enemy #1

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When he dies, he'll be in his coffin, Bald, wearing a crimson mask. HHH will be there....blading himself "one last time"

Shawn Michaels's theme song parody, "Sexy Jobber"

Taken from Wrestling Scenes from a Hat.

(Girls in background) No, No, No, Shawn!

I think i'm old,
I know I'm balding.
I got the looks,
That turn TVs off.
I got the moves,
That make 'em snore.
I Send snores all over the arena.

I'm just a old has-been.
(old has-beeeeeeeeeen)
I'm the Heartbreak Kid
(Heartbreak kid)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I make 'em snore,
I make 'em bored.
They will get sleepy,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me blade,
They hear me talk.
I make 'em feel,
Like they're in dreamland.

I'm just a huge jobber.
(Huge jobber)
I will not win the match
(the matchhhhh)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm feuding with Trips girls.
Hands off the remotes

I'm just a old has-been.
(Has-been)
I job like Funaki
(Fu-nakiiiiiii)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I am so damn over.
(Damn over)
But I lose all my matches
(My matchessssssss)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm just an old has-been.
(old has-been)
The Blood Bank's enemy.
(enemyyyyyyyyyy)
I'm feuding with Trips here
(Trips here)
So please let me job
(me jobbbbbbbbb)

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Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn When he dies, he'll be in his coffin, Bald, wearing a crimson mask. HHH will be there....blading himself "one last time"

Is there a blood bank in Hell?

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LMAO

I have been singing variations of that everytime he comes out, ever since he's come back!

Originally Posted by Goldbird Is there a blood bank in Hell?

Get onto the topic!!! :foc:

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does anyone think HBK has a title run left in him?

Me.

But he seems to job to everyone around, I think it's not possible anymore

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Originally Posted by c4g2 Get onto the topic!!! :foc:

yeah!, We're back onto serious points here

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Originally Posted by c4g2 Me. But he seems to job to everyone around, I think it's not possible anymore

he'll always have the fan base, and IMO his in rings skills are still very good (and entertaining), but I'm not so sure

GIVE HIM THE TITLE VINCE

Man, I bet HBK is so desperate that he will settle for a replica World title belt.

I think we need another topic here...

Anything jWo CLB?

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HBK is gonna get his heart broken when he finds out his 15th anniversary match is gonna end up in a job to his best pal, Triple H.

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shoud he be asking Vince or "the lord"?























or are they the same guy in HBK's eyes

To HBK, WWE Shopzone is paradise. That is where all the serious titles are (albeit replica)

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What the hell are they going to do with Moredecai?

I like the guy, but if he's "scared" to come out to the ring I can't see him going far.

I also have no idea for an angle for him, Except the Seven deadly sins one. I mean come on Mordecai V Eddie..he'll just end up being Angle's bitch.

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thats the best subject I've got.

I'm hungry.

Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn What the hell are they going to do with Moredecai? I like the guy, but if he's "scared" to come out to the ring I can't see him going far. I also have no idea for an angle for him, Except the Seven deadly sins one. I mean come on Mordecai V Eddie..he'll just end up being Angle's bitch.

Give Mordecai Undertaker. The angle can go on the lines of "Lets carve up Smackdown between us". Then they will wreck havoc. Down the road, they will split and feud against each other for Smackdown. The winner will be acknowledged as the one 'in power' of Smackdown.

Of course, this should wait until Mordecai is a solid upper-midcarder.

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Originally Posted by c4g2 Give Mordecai Undertaker. The angle can go on the lines of "Lets carve up Smackdown between us". Then they will wreck havoc. Down the road, they will split and feud against each other for Smackdown. The winner will be acknowledged as the one 'in power' of Smackdown. Of course, this should wait until Mordecai is a solid upper-midcarder.

but how will they build him up to that, not by fueding with Eddie thats for sure (IMO)

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Originally Posted by c4g2 Give Mordecai Undertaker. The angle can go on the lines of "Lets carve up Smackdown between us". Then they will wreck havoc. Down the road, they will split and feud against each other for Smackdown. The winner will be acknowledged as the one 'in power' of Smackdown. Of course, this should wait until Mordecai is a solid upper-midcarder.

Though I like his gimmick, his matches with the jobbers are becoming very very stale. He needs someone credible like Eddie to get him onto a 5-star match, not those jobbers.

Lets feed Bradshaw to him! Then Bradshaw would play the rich, scared person who is running away from Mordecai, hiring hitmans to go for Mordecai but failing everytime. Kind of like a white version of Kane.