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It's a blood match!
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Showgirls.
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#2 |
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Don't Be Scared directed by Master P
That has got to be the worst piece of shit I have ever seen and this is from a guy who has a penchant for bad movies. |
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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Little Man. By far the shittiest movie I have ever seen. One of the few to have only 1 quote on the DVD, from the director
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Get out of here with that. I liked that movie.
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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Really? To me it seemed like the only chuckle worthy material was shown during the commercial. Other than that the movie seemed retarded, but hey thats my opinion
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He's Here
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the heartbreak king
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There are very few movies that get the distinction of being turned off before they are over from me. I can sit through some stupid shit and it doesn't phase me. But Neverending Story made me want to murder everyone that was involved with it, and got turned off after 30 minutes of pure agony.
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Blasphemy. |
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#9 |
Make way for da Bad Guy!
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house of the Dead
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Men in Black 2
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...Pierre
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Lady in the Water was so horrible
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Yasser "wheredat" Arabat
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#13 |
Triple A
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Yeah bad call WeX NES is in no way a bad movie
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Spammy Certified
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the heartbreak king
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Say what you want, I still think it sucks.
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Triple A
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WeX I'm warning you, don't go down this path
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#17 |
Less Talk, More Rokk!
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THe Villiage, can't beleive I was fucking hyped to go see it.
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#18 |
Get a poke on
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Lady in the Water was pretty fucking bad. It's the worst movie I've ever seen that I actually thought might be good.
Shitty horror sequels and romantic comedys and the like don't really count, because they are what they are. They suck, the actors and studios know they'll suck, I know they'll suck and I don't see them willingly. They can only be gauged for what they are. But when it's something legitimate, and it comes out THAT fucking bad. Wow. Absolutely the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. Made Batman and Robin look like Citizen fuckin Kane |
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#19 |
Less Talk, More Rokk!
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That is pretty bad, make sure, I never am forced to watch that movie, unless there is an blowjob, followed by an cumshot to the cheek involved.
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#20 |
Get a poke on
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I don't care who's administering the smokeshow, there's no way you could possibly keep an erect penis during the abortion that is that movie. I don't even know if you can keep your brain awake, let alone keep your dick awake to get brain.
Seriously, they even managed to make Bryce Dallas Howard, who I though was dope as hell in Spidey 3, look gross. Haven't really seen her in much else, but she was gross in Lady in the Water, yet in Spidey 3 I would tear. that. ass. up. |
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#21 |
Get a poke on
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![]() Bitch you must be on crack. You're grimey ginger ass is killing my boner. Turn that shower on and get some Revlon. ![]() That's more like it. Do you like popsicles? |
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#22 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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The Never Ending Story and Howard the Duck are both awesome..
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#23 |
Retired Prolly.
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300
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#24 |
LAKE SHOW HOES
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I'm assuming you're joking. 300 was amazing.
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Retired Prolly.
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Not joking. I've never wanted a movie to be over as badly as I wanted 300 to end.
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#26 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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WTF
I mean, is didn't have character deverlopment or a deep story line, but it's two hours of violent eyecandy.. What's not to like?? |
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300 was good.
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#28 |
One Shall Stand One Shall
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Ticks was the shits
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Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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fred claus would be on that list
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#30 |
Listen to Killer Mike
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Unless you took your little brother or something, you gets no symphathy..
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#31 |
It's all Bullshit
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Highlander: Endgame
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#32 |
Re-Branded
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A tie between Half Past Dead and Battle: Los Angeles
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Jesus yeah that Battle: Los Angeles was terrible. Got dragged to the cinema for that.
Might not be the worst I've ever seen, but in recent times "Oblivion" is the worst I've seen in a while. |
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#34 |
Black Sheep Jew
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1. In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
2. Eat, Pray Love 3. Transformers 3 |
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Snow Mexican
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Running With Scissors
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A.W.O.L.
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What comes to mind right now is; Identity Theft
That was bad |
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#37 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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I'm still impressed with Big Stan.
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#38 |
( ._.)
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The Box
The one that stars Cameron Diaz. Last edited by Big Vic; 02-22-2017 at 08:12 AM. |
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#39 |
Stickman
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I sat down to watch Dinner with the Schmucks the other nights and it was honestly a huge pile of garbage. I almost never turn off movies halfway through, but after 45 minutes I just had enough.
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#40 |
World Class References
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Worst movie: "Eden Lake"
Worst B movie: "Nightmare Hostel" Worst Z movie: "Ninja Terminator" anything by Godfrey Ho who filmed Richard Harrison in about six movies but who then chopped the footage up and threw it into random porno's and other action films making about 12 more movies. Poor old Richard Harrison was a real actor once and he will only be remembered as the white guy holding the katana on the cover of pretty much any film beginning with "Ninja" followed by an adjective. Godfrey Ho... They should call him Oh God and drop the frey. |
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