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#2361 |
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Time for another bump!
To say "Way to go!" to all of the students who have been busting their asses off since Sept..... Wrestlers In College Go where ever you want with this one, I'll post something later on. |
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#2362 |
He's Here
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Professor: And what will your final creative writing essay be entitled Vince?
Vince: "Shit I wrote ten years ago that you've never read". |
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#2363 |
Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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Lead Frat Boy: Alright, to join this Brotherhood, you have to do a Keg Stand.
Frat Boy Chorus: KEG STAND! KEG STAND! KEG STAND! KEG STAND! C.M. Punk: Keg Stand? Fuck that, I'm out of here. Lead Frat Boy: Where'd he go, and where's Maria? Frat Boy #1: She just left. Frat Boy #2: Didn't that guy who was too big of a puss to do a keg stand leave with her? Frat Boy #3: Maria... she's soooo fucking hot! Lead Frat Boy: SON OF A BITCH! Frat Boys: SON OF A BITCH! Spanish Student: MADRE DE DIOS! (I feel sorry for anyone who catches the reference at the end.) |
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#2364 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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College Councilor: I’m sorry, but I think it’s a little too early to start thinking about getting a doctorate… even in a made up subject.
John Cena: What dya mean that Thuganomics is made up, yo? College Councilor: ……….Get out………. John Cena: I’ll get my doctorate in Thuganomics! You can’t stop me! You can’t see me! *Cena slams the door behind him* College Councilor:…..Thuganomics…. First it was style, now Thuganomics…. |
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#2365 |
More carbs & half the fat
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Daivari: I need to take a class on a certain language.
Councilor: Alright, what language? Khali: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGHRGRGHRURAAAAAAH! Councilor: Hmmm, I don't think we offer that language. Would you like to take Spanish instead? |
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#2366 |
*blarg*
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Pre-med final exam.
Teacher: Oh good, the bodies been delivered. Ok students, watch closely as I make the first incision. The body sits up. Undertaker: What the fuck!?! Can't a guy take a nap around here without some one stabbing him with a scalpel? *Teacher falls over clutching his chest.* |
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#2367 |
Cranky Kong
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ADMISSIONS OFFICER:
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#2368 |
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This has probably been done and it quite old but...
Kids are taking a tour of the student center. Tour Guide: As you can see, we have a computer center for any students for research and word processing with high speed internet...... *Brock Lesnar bursts into the room* INTERNET!!!!!! *F5's the tour guide into the computers. |
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#2369 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Since it seems ever oner has their own goddamn "VINCE'S LIMO" or "DRAFT!!!" thread, here's mine...
VINCE'S LIMO: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED! |
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#2370 |
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Spoiler warning, by the way
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#2371 |
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*Vince goes into his limo*
Vince: Oh Noes! There’s a bomb in the seat! All I need to do is get up and leave my limo and I’ll be safe and not blown up!… HMMMMMM! Uhhhhhh! Damn it! I can’t get up, why can’t I get up!!!! *Meanwhile, in Orlando, FL* Rhino: Has anyone seen my Kurt Angle: ........ ![]() |
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#2372 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Vince: And here's what I think of your cookies...
*Let's a massive fart rip.* Vince: hahahaha! *Vince Lights his cigar.... BOOOM!* (another obscure reference, this time featuring a former Hollywood Squares regular.) |
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#2373 |
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*Seconds before Vince walked out of the arena*
Vince:You will never see this stapler again Milton! |
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#2374 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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*Vince opens the door*
What the hell?! Linda? SEAN O'HAIRE? *Vince's head explodes* |
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Quote:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DarthTedious again. ![]() Thanks for the wakeup laugh. |
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#2376 |
Future #1 Bro-ski o.t.w.
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*Vince playing guitar hero*
I'll get 5 stars on Psychobilly Freakout... Even if it kills me! *BOOM* |
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#2377 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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*Kane enters the ring. He does his pyro thing. Nothing happenes.*
*Kane does it again. Nothing happens.* Pyro guy: Whats happening? Pyro guy2: FUck......we left the pyro in Vince's limo. |
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#2378 |
He's Here
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*Limo explodes*
Jamie: So, were the results conclusive? Adam: Well, we did blow up the limo, and Buster completely disintegrated in the explosion. So I would have to say that it's plausible. Jamie: Yeah, I'd have to- wait a minute... Buster's over there... That must mean... Adam: .........Oh shit... |
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#2379 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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Vince enters his limo
Vince: Now get me the hell outta here Diver...and what the hell is this? A bulldog on my doors? A very large and angry looking robot suddenly smashes through the limo and keeps going Bonecrusher: BONECRUSHER HATE VINCE! |
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#2380 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Due to a comment that Xero made in a thread about The Great Kahli....
PLAY BY PLAY TEAMS CALL PORN!!!! |
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#2381 |
He's Here
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(During "One Night in Chyna"...)
JR: BAHGAWD! I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH SUCKING, BLOWING AND SLOBBERKNOCKERS IN MY LIFE KING! King: ...puppies... PUPPIES... ![]() |
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#2382 |
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Cole: Well partner--
*KA-SMASH!!!!!* JBL: Don't you ever call me "partner" during porn! |
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#2383 |
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Don West: THIS *CRACK* IS *CRACK* SO *CRACK* BIZAAREEEEE*CRACK*EEEYYEESSSSSSS!
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#2384 |
ELF ANGEL
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JR: Oh my gawd its a jackhammer into a atomic drop, and here comes the big splash.
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#2385 |
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Cole:AND A BIG RIGHT FIST BY-Oh no. OH NO! IT'S HEIDENREICH! OH MY GOD! HEIDENREICH IS COMING RIGHT FOR ME!!!
*Thump, thump* Cole: NOooOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOO! *THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP* |
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#2386 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Brain: You know why there were only 220 mexicans at
Gorilla: Why? Brain: They only had one car.
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#2387 |
Fuck em' this is The War
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King: Puppppppiiieeeesssssssssss! JR I haven't seen action like this since I wa...
JR: ...in my ass? Boom boom! |
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#2388 |
He's Here
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#2389 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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JBL: See Cole, I told you Hornswaggle had parents! There's the proof!
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#2390 |
Cranky Kong
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SCHIAVONE: This is the greatest blow job in history! Meanwhile, in other porn, Stacy Keibler, who used to perform here as Mrs. Hancock, is dyking it out with Mickie James. Psssh, that'll put dicks in hands.
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#2391 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Ya know, with all of the people getting in trouble (suspended or fired, or quit) I think this thread can be bumped again.
THE REAL REASON WHY ________ IS SUSPENDED/FIRED/QUIT!!!! |
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#2392 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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*Vince is at a desk in his office, playing with some wrestling toys, when Kennedy bursts in unannounced*
Kennedy: Hiya Vince! So about that bastard son angle, and I just wanted to thank you for the chance of a lifetime! There are a lot of fans who LOVE me, and a lot of them who hate me. However you look at it putting me in the main event scene is going to boost ratings and insure an ass every 18 inches! I could just see it now in my hometown of Greenbay when it’s announced that your bastard son is none other than MISTERRRRRRRR KENNEDYYYYY!!!! Vince: GODDAMNIT KEN, Don’t you ever knock!?!?!? I was…. Uhhhh….. *Vince fumbles with the toys on his desk* ….doing a very important study on ring psychology! Now get the hell out of my office, right now! Don’t say anything, just leave! Kennedy: …….KENNEDY!!!!!!! Vince: ![]() |
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#2393 |
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(A few years ago...)
Lita: Okay Matt, I used my account to order "the pills". Matt: Thanks babe. (6 to 8 weeks later...) *Edge walks out his front door and trips over a package.* Edge: Hmm, I don't remember ordering anything... |
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#2394 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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#2395 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Vince: Ok, Booker, we had a brilliant idea for you.
Booker: Proceed, Vincent... Vince: We're gonna put you in some chains and have you be lead to the ring by a white man. We can call you Kole. Booker: ![]() Vince: fine, then we'll give you a military gimmick. Best of all, we have a perfect name... G.I. Bro!!! Booker: FUCK YOU, SUCKA! I QUIT!!! :foc: |
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#2396 |
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*Vince opens his hotel room door*
Vince: Dammit, Linda, it's getting hectic. I don't think I can... LINDA?! Linda: VINCE!? Flair: WOO! WOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Vince: RIC!?! Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Linda: THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! Flair: WOOOOOOOO! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Vince: LIKE HELL IT ISN'T! FLAIR, YOU'RE FIRED! Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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#2397 |
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*October 1997....*
Bret: Hey Vince, Fifty bucks says you can't make a storyline last 10 years! |
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#2398 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Vince: I'm sorry, Ultimo Dragon, but after debuting your new gimmick at Mania 20, the 'Shockmaster 2.0' just isn't catching on.
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#2399 |
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Cryme Tyme walks into Vince's office...
Cryme Tyme: Vince, we are a bit concerned, and have made a powerpoint presentation to show why. (One talks while the other presses enter) As you can tell by this chart, ratings are down with Cena as champ, and various interviews with fans paint a clear picture that they are bored with... ok, well, it was nice working here, last paycheck get mailed? |
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#2400 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Coachman: Damn you Umaga, he said GRAPEFRUITS, not COCONUTS!
Vince: Someone get me a reconstructive urologist!!! |
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