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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Sting puts both Gail and Madison in action tonight! And Madison's match.... IS UP NEXT, PLAYA!
(Note: Sting did not actually say "playa") |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Dear Lord.... TNA's horrible voiceover dude.
First thing in this clip TNA iMPACT 3/15/12 - Part 2/10 (HQ) by WrestlingVidsUploaderHQv2 Just listen to his voice. Just terrible. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Madison Rayne beats Velvet Sky with a ROLLUP! Pulls the tights.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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"The Undefeated" Crimson vs Samoa Joe right now. I predict a no-contest result.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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So Lock are you going to actually stay up for the PPV tonight?
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Ok, nevermind. Crimson wins with some assistance from Matt Morgan.
Pretty fun brawlers match. Crimson doesn't seem terrible. He pinned Joe with a spear though. Hope that isn't his finisher. |
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#8 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Austin Aries up next, and he has a bottle of wine/champagne.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Aries celebrating, he is now the longest reigning X-Division champ in history.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Zema Ion out to interrupt the celebration. CAN'T ALL THE HEELS JUST GET ALONG?
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Apparently Zema/Aries is still on for the PPV.
Zema with the most terrible catchphrase "I'm not just F'N pretty... I'm also pretty F'N dangerous!" |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Eric Young and ODB talking about where to get married. They decide on in the ring, live on Impact, where nothing can possibly go wrong.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Angle calling Garret Bischoff as Garret BITCH-off. So clever.
Gonna fight him in a five minute match. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Mickie James vs Gail Kim now.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Gail wins after a shot with the title belt behind the ref's back.
I like how women's matches are actually given the time to get me invested in them. And that they can at least run the ropes. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Ok, apparently will be Anderson/AJ vs Daniels/Kaz at the PPV as well.
Anderson/Daniels coming up next. Backstage, Daniels angrily spills Anderson's lemonade. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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I like Anderson's theme. Was not so crazy about Anderson when he was in the WWE, though.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Anderson seems to be getting a bit of a gut. MORE LIKE FATNERSON.
Also, one minute in, he has already accidentally bust open Daniels. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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MR. ANDERSON! TROUBLE IN PARADISE! JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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And here comes Kaz! His hair also looks silky smooth.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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AJ intercepts Kaz and FATNERSON wins with a Flatliner.
I really have no interest in this whole angle. Don't know why. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Speaking of angles I don't care about...
Here comes Kurt Angle facing Garrett Bischoff in a Five-Minute Challenge Match. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Wait. That made it sound like I don't care about Kurt Angle. I care for Kurt.
To clarify, I do not care about Garrett Bischoff. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Angle toys with a beats up Bischoff for five minutes while no selling all offense. However, when he is ready to finally pin him, Garrett throws him out of the ring. He comes back in and does the Angle Slam, but it is now too late.
Garrett wins the challenge, but still looks like an absolute bitch. |
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#26 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Angle continues the beatdown, and after like 30 seconds in the ankle lock, Jeff Hardy decides to make the save.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Robbie E on TV... and apparently he will be on the PPV with an "Open Challenge"
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Storm vs Gunner right now.
Storm with the Codebreaker! Clearly a Chris Jericho wannabe. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Now he wins with a superkick.
Clearly a Chris Jericho wanting to be Shawn Michaels wannabe. |
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#30 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Time for our MAIN EVENT contract signing.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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They've been running promo packages all show for Sting/Roode and the bits that are interviewing Sting, he seems like the most normal guy in the world, but then they show him being bat-shit crazy and it seems like it isn't even the same guy. He needs to find some sort of balance.
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#32 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Well that was easy. They both just signed the contract without even saying a word. They will most likely now say words, though.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Bobby with a great promo. Sting goes banana, beats him up, puts him into blackface, and beats him up some more.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Thus concludes my month-long odyssey into the realm of TNA wrestling television.
I will post my overall final thoughts soon. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Sting only went singular banana?
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Over Like Rover
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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The most important question is...are you going to pay for TNA's ppv tonight?
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Final Thoughts:
As with the WWE, there are some good things and some bad things. Topping the good are names like Bobby Roode, Austin Aries, James Storm, Kurt Angle, Sting, Bully Ray, and the Knockouts Division in general. Also, that Hulk Hogan was only on screen once the entire month. Topping the bad is their production style (which I got used to, but still don't like), Garrett Bischoff, some of their booking, and Jeff Hardy. Hardy isn't being terrible or anything, but I just find it so ridiculous that he RUINED a main event PPV match, screwing everybody over.... and he comes back and is rewarded by being put right back in as a main event guy and being presented by the commentators as being an inspiring role model. Now, let us examine how they did in creating hype for their PPV. Let's take a look at... VICTORY ROAD Television Champion Robbie E issues an Open Challenge VERDICT: Pretty much no hype or buildup. Their Television champ was barely on TV, and when he was did nothing but annoy me with his gimmick. I don't know who is going to answer his challenge... and I really don't care. Especially if it turns out to be Garrett Bischoff. Or Rob Van Dam. Knockouts Championship: Gail Kim(c) vs. Madison Rayne VERDICT: Looking forward to this one. Don't know the backstory, but at the beginning of the month they seemed like BFFs. Throughout the month their competitiveness and one-upswomanship cost them the Tag Titles, and now they must fight each other. Even though this one is heel vs. heel, I am much interested in it. Certainly more than I have for a WWE Woman's match in years and years. X-Division Championship: Austin Aries(c) vs. Zema Ion VERDICT: Zema seems like he is not even on Aries' level. In fact, none of the X-Division people that I have seen seem to be on his level. A heel vs. heel match, but Aries I guess is not "as heel" or something for this "feud". They fought two weeks ago for free and Zema won by DQ. It should be an OK match if Aries doesn't get crippled, but in the end they just seem on different levels and an Aries win is inevitable. Tag Team Championship: Samoa Joe & Magnus(c) vs. Crimson & Matt Morgan VERDICT: From the build up, it should be a fun brawling type match... which we already saw in Week 2 for free. But here they are with another rematch.... which really just feels like a stage for the inevitable Crimson/Morgan breakup and brawl. So another match where the victor is pretty much guaranteed unless they want to reeeeeally milk out the breakup and give them the titles again. AJ Styles & Mr Anderson vs. Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian VERDICT: I like all of these guys ok (somewhat less in Anderson's case), but this whole angle... I dunno. It just feels like a holding pattern for all of these guys. I don't know who is going to win this one for sure, but it seems like it won't really matter or solve anything. Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy VERDICT: Pretty much the most basic buildup/feud you could possibly have. I have already explained my viewpoint of Jeff Hardy.... but I also have a blind love for anything Kurt Angle does. So this one kind of evens out. James Storm vs. Bully Ray VERDICT: Should be a good match, but the booking of it was all WRONG. We saw it in Week 1 for the #1 contendership and Storm won. Bully then continues to go after him and promises he won't make it to Lockdown. So all in all... this match is less important and critical then the one they had on TV, because win, lose, or draw, Storm still goes onto Lockdown. They really should have either had the #1 Contendership match on the PPV, or at least officially put it on the line again. No Holds Barred: Bobby Roode vs. Sting VERDICT: Actually pretty hyped for this and want to see it. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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All in all, I think there actually is enough to get me to keep watching next month... but as I am no longer under obligation to this thread to watch the whole show, I will probably be skipping some segments.
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