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Higher. Further. Faster.
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#242 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle was originally cast to play the roll of "Marcellus Wallace", but noone fucks Kurt Angle. Noone.
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#243 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Phobias are afraid of Kurt Angle.
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#244 | |
Herp a derp, and so on
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#245 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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Chuck Norris keeps body fat away by sheer will power.
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#246 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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If you rearrange the letters in "Jesus Christ" you get "Kurt Angle", but you have to try really hard.
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#247 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Jesus didn't die for our sins, he died because Kurt Angle wanted to be entertained.
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#248 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Lesbians exist because they've met M-A-G.
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#249 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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There have been over 1,000 deaths in colleges from students attempting to drink Chuck Norris under the table.
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#250 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle turned water into wine and then crucified Jesus for lying.
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#251 |
He's Here
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Kurt Angle almost killed Efren Ramirez with an Angle Slam. Luckily, he realized it wasn't M-A-G before impact.
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#252 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Lesbians exist because Kurt Angle turned them down.
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#253 |
Higher. Further. Faster.
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Chuck Norris would get a tattoo if the needle wouldn't break.
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#254 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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M-A-G, if you don't stop ruining this thread, I will have to ban you out of fear that Kurt Angle will come and kill us all.
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#255 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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There are no pedophiles, only guys that M-A-G has persuaded to follow him.
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#256 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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I must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Funky Fly again. Kurt Angle can do it 15 times in a row without cheating.
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#257 |
He's Here
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Kurt Angle took the Pepsi Challenge and won.
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#258 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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When Funky Fly bans you, you are unable to post at TPWW.net. When Kurt Angle bans you, you and everyone you've ever met get blinked out of existence.
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#259 |
He's Here
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ROFL Funky...
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#260 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Mexicans sneak into the U.S. just to be on the same soil as Kurt Angle.
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#261 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Canadians are simply Americans that ran away from Kurt Angle.
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#262 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle killed Abe Lincoln because the theater is for pussies.
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#263 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle once blew his load into a sock. That sock became Mother Theresa.
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#264 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Neil Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon because he pissed off Kurt Angle.
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#265 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle golfed Pebble Beach and shot an 18.
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#266 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle created the Universe on an Etch A Sketch.
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#267 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle knows which one's Milli and which one's Vanilli.
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#269 |
Terminator Daddy!
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Kurt Angle keeps his cock ring around Saturn.
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#270 |
Inno Knows.
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There was one time that Kurt Angle suplexed Kenta Kobashi at the same time Kobashi gave Angle a LARIAT, the result was the 80's
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#272 |
Terminator Daddy!
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The "Immaculate Conception" was really a 3 way, but Angle did Mary in the ass.
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#273 |
YesYesYes!
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This thread is just too much.
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#274 |
"Ask him!"
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It's incredible to me that six months ago, to just about everyone on this site, Kurt Angle was a fucking GOD in pro wrestling.
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#275 |
Boss
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Six months ago he was someone who was incredible in the ring and from most accounts a stand up guy outside the ring. Now he is an incredible in ring performer and a complete and utter tool outside the ring. He's all pissy that McMahon fired him for his own good. Hart was awesome too, and then he let his personal problems with other people drag him down. Holding long grudges against McMahon just makes you seem petty and like that little bitch who got dumped and never is able to get over it...
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#276 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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The Ultimate Warrior was once an ordinary, sane man. However, after looking into Kurt Angle's eyes during a staring contest and seeing many unspeakably horrorific images, he went batshit crazy.
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#277 |
Boss
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I want to hear Hart, Warrior, and Angle have a three way debate over who is the best wrestler ever...all arguing themselves...
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#278 | |
YesYesYes!
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Kurt Angle puts the 'bang' in Bangladesh, the 'booty' in Djibouti, and his foot up your ass if you piss him off.
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Triple A once wanted to put "______ has as much rep as Kurt Angle" but wisely reconsidered.
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