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Hey
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"Sorry Steve all out of Beer, we do have some fine wine spirtzers though"
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Stone Cold enters a gas station.
Austin: Hey madam, any beer sold here? Madam: Sorry, no beer sold after 1am. Austin: Look here madam, I want beer and it's the bottom line because I said so! Madam: Look here sir, it's our store's policy not to do so. I can't help you. Austin: You're going to be sorry for this madam. I will - Madam: You're threatening me? Austin: *pauses* No madam. Look I'm sorry. Why not we'all shake hands and forget about this? Madam: Ok... *Handshake, then Austin gives her a stunner* Austin: *Puts his face close to the woman's face.* SowhathuhnowdoyouregretitmanIamtherattlesnakenoonecanstopmeanditsthebottomlinebecausestonecoldsaidso *Grabs a six-pack from the store's supply room and clashes beers* |
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#323 |
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If you're a female, everything.
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Triple A's a bitch
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Car park's full, please take your monster truck elsewhere.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Hey, we've got a brand new heel we want you to put over.
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The Caption Crippler
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Austin, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that we are giving you the Heavyweight title at the next PPV. The bad news is you'll be giving it to Hunter the next night.
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#327 |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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What?
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Inno Knows.
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"Hey Steve, you're a real pain in my neck! HAHAHAHA WHAT! pain in my neck! WHAT!"
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One Man Horror Show
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Hi, A-Train.... Aw, geez, Steve, I'm sorry.
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#330 |
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"Hello Mr. Austin, I'd like you to sign this new petition to bring back Prohibition."
*THWACK!* "Ow my eye!" |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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If your his girlfriend then probably " I Love You"
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#332 |
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'Mr Austin, your wife is on the line, she is saying something about scratching your truck?'
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President of Freedonia
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"Steve, we'd like for you to job cleanly to Rene Dupree."
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VALENTÍA
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--EDIT-- Vito kinda beat me to it.
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#335 |
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El Santo gets the points for the most original creation.
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#336 |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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sorry if this sucks...
"Does This Dress Make My Ass Look Huge?" |
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President of Freedonia
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*Wrestler 1 punches Wrestler 2 in the face*
Wrestler 1: "Ow! I broke a nail!"
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#338 |
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Art Teacher
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Taker to Booker T: Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listenin anymore
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The Caption Crippler
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Goldberg goes to karaoke night:
Goldberg(singing): YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN |
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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HHH says, "you look soooooooooooooooo good to me"
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Now. Here. Man.
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Boy oh boy, do I love fudge!!!!
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Triple A's a bitch
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Done in the voice of John Bradshaw Layfield:
I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready. For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me. I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker. JBL will deliver Sunday and you can “report” whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends. How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother? After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don’t have a questionable sexual orientation, do you? Of course, it is 2004, I don’t judge. No......wait.......wtf? Is anybody else getting a flashback here? |
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One Man Horror Show
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage:
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an iscoceles triangle, is equal to the square root of the remaining side, ohhhhh yeah!!!" |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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^ Good job on the Wizard of Oz reference, but it's supposed to be a right triangle (Scarecrow didn't really get a good brain...)
On topic: Hulk Hogan: Calgon, take me away! |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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AH! Toe cramp! Owie owie owie owie owie!
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President of Freedonia
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"You go girl!" *high five*
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The Caption Crippler
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I love this thread
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One Man Horror Show
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President of Freedonia
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Quote:
The square of the longest side of the triangle + the square of one of the shorter sides of the triangle do not = the square of the other shorter side of the triangle |
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Now. Here. Man.
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"Give my regards to Broooooaaaadwayyyyy...."
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#351 |
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Art Teacher
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Stone Cold(singing): And my heart will go on annnnnd on....
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#352 |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Pardon me, but is that Tommy Girl?
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#353 |
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Art Teacher
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omg omg is it, could it be OMG IT'S LEONARDO DI CAPRIO
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One Man Horror Show
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#355 |
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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'Oooooooooh Matron'
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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#357 |
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1000 points to everyone! That was great!
If other wrestlers had fought Spiderman in that steel cage. |
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#358 |
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"NO FAIR, Hunter! My webbing doesn't stick to glass!"
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#359 |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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"I know you're behind me, Stevie. Spidey-Sense?"
"DAMMIT!" |
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#360 |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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"A-Train... The Human Tarantuala!"
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