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I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*I lure DeBrasko into a Triangle Choke and he passes out NEEEEEW CHAMPION*
55x champion |
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#322 |
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Posts: 21,603
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Jake Plummer comes in and raises Skip's arm. Skip is celebrating when all of the sudden, CLOTHESLINE FROM PLUMMER! BAH GAWD! Plummer opens his jacket to reveal a cWo shirt! Chiefs World Order! In comes DM for the pin 1 2 3! The era of the cWo has begun!
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#323 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*John Elway Comes from the stands Beats the shit out of Plummer and throws the Infamous Elway bullet at Diesel I pin 1 2 3 we light the CWO shirts on fire*
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#324 |
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Posts: 21,603
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Hogan comes in with a 2x4 and smashes it over Skips head. Hogan pins 1 2 3.
Hogan tries to lay down for DM but DM picks him up and Jacknifes Hogan through a table and pins 1 2 3. |
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#325 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Skippord bails out of the ring and Sets up two tables side by side gets back in the ring and Awesome Bombs Diesel Mac through the tables and springs off the top rope hits a shooting star press FTW*
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#326 |
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Posts: 21,603
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*Skippord thinks he is comfortable being champ for 4 hours and goes to sleep. When he wakes up, the belt is gone and he has a cWo shirt draped over him. DM pinned him while he was asleep.*
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#327 |
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90% spam
Posts: 2,814
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ddpBANG sets a Bud Ice on the ground. Mac goes to pick it up and gets locked in the crossface chickenwing. He has no option but to submit. Winner and new champ... ddpBANG!
ddpBANG then procedes to climb into bed with Skip.
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#328 |
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XBL TAG : Mootkinstein
Posts: 3,342
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I poke ddpbang with a carrot and then trip him up over a red hot skipping rope and pin him...
1...2...3! I'm new champ cause i'm good |
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#329 |
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
Posts: 1,569
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*Cuzzie, looks at Extreme Angle and thinks of how he will destroy EA's soul. EA, can read Cuzzie's thoughts. Sensing danger EA lays down for the easy 1..2..3. The winner and new Champ, CUZZIE*
I'm new champ because... You are not that good after all, Extreme Angle. |
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#330 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Makes Cuzzie watch back to back Buff Bagwell & Lex Luger matches which causes Cuzzie to forfeit the title
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#331 |
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"viva ut vivas"
Posts: 1,022
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Distracts RoadWarriorsLOD with a shiny object and school boy pins him for the win!!
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#332 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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takes the shiny object and channells the spirit of the rock.....
I turn that object sideways shove up your candy ass and hit a rock bottom FTW NEW CHAMP |
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#333 |
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"viva ut vivas"
Posts: 1,022
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Lod is attacked from behind by my newly acquired proctologist, Isaac Pokeum. I then pin Lod FTW!!!
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#334 |
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Posts: 21,603
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*Brings in Fake Diesel Mac and while DaBrasko is busy with him, the real DM comes up behind with a tire iron and knocks Brasko out. 1 2 3*
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#335 |
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"viva ut vivas"
Posts: 1,022
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*Makes Diesel Mac watch White Noise, and while he is fucking confused and wondering where 2 hours of his life went I pin him for the win!*
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#336 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Brings back the fake diesel mac and positions his fingers to where he's flipping off dabrasko and while debrasko starts to beat the shit out of the fake body i come from behind and roll him up FTW
I take off running and hide |
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#337 |
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"viva ut vivas"
Posts: 1,022
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*Unbeknownst to LOD, when he rolled me up for the pin I placed a small tracking device on him. I then use a radar to find LOD and give him the “5 Handled moss covered family credenza” FTW!!
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#338 |
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Spammy Certified
Posts: 46,132
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Punts Dabrasko through a feild goal, New champ.
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#339 |
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"viva ut vivas"
Posts: 1,022
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Pokes Savior in the eye ala the three stooges FTW!
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#340 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Throws dabrasko off a cliff ala wile e coyote FTW
BEEP BEEP LOL |
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#341 |
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I have no gimmick
Posts: 1,088
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Pimp slaps RoadWarriorsLOD and gets the 1 2 3. NEW CHAMP!
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#342 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Gets an axe and chops scarface's middle finger off and when he starts screaming I nail a mafia kick for the 1 2 3
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#343 |
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"viva ut vivas"
Posts: 1,022
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gives LOD a papercut then squeezes lemon juice in it for the win!!
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#344 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Clotheslines dabrasko so damn hard he breaks his neck
Winner BY FATALITY |
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#345 |
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Sadistic is just GIVEN the title he is so damn hardcore.
(smashes a light tube over LOD's head anyway) |
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#346 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Takes the rest of the light tube and starts chewing it up
Sadistic see's this and decide's that he is not that hardcore and gives the title up NEW CHAMP |
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#347 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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And Skippord plants LOD with Pedigree onto light tubes
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#348 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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i'm officially sidelined by injury until tomorrow lol
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#349 |
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90% spam
Posts: 2,814
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Skip gets hit with the FINGER POKE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Winner and new champ... It's me, it's me, it's d-d-p BANG! |
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#350 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Sneaks into ddpBANG's bedroom and puts the fake diesel mac dummy in bed with him.....I put 1 finger on his chest 1 2 3
Oh and about my injury I LIED LONG LIVE EDDIE GUERRERO HOLMES |
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#351 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
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*Skippord gets LOD up and plants him with a Cradle Shock Off of a scaffold through 10 flaming tables FTW*
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#352 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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ok now i'm really injured and thats no lie lol
i'll just lay here a few hours and see if i can move |
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#353 |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
Posts: 40,590
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*FOREHEAD BITE OF DOOM to Skippord out of nowhere. Pin FTW*
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#354 |
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Taller than Adam Cole
Posts: 10,876
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*Gives Deadly Heaven a Cigar. It explodes and Vastardikai nails a small package FTW.*
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#355 |
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
Posts: 1,569
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*Cuzzie starts singing You're Beautiful to Vastardikai. Vastardikai, goes crazy and runs into bulletproof glass then explodes, leaving the title on the ground for Cuzzie to keep.*
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#356 |
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The Satanic Mechanic
Posts: 52,521
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*banhammers the ground cuzziebro is standing on, causing him to fall straight into the center of the planet*
*follows up with a quintuple shooting elbow drop of doom all the way on to Cuzziebro's spleen* 123 21X champ |
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#357 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Channels the spirit of Paul E. Dangerously and proceeds to nail Funky with a cell phone.....When that does'nt work I take his ban hammer and beat him in the head with it til he passes out
1 2 3 I WIN AGAIN |
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#358 |
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A Proud MF'R
Posts: 1,429
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Channels the spirit of Sid Vicious and preceeds to beat the living fuck out of his ownself.....Sid still sucks lol
1 2 3 STILL CHAMP |
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#359 |
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BISONICA
Posts: 2,681
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Jaton comes to celebrate with RoadWarriosLOD for being the only man alive to have more hardcore title reigns than Hardcore Holly. In the greatest swerve ever, he turns heel and nails RoadWarriorsLOD with a walker for the pin and the title.
Due to RoadWarriorsLOD's constant X-Pac heat (which has now been renamed to RWL Heat, since it's worse than X-Pac heat now), this actually gets Jaton over as a super face, on par with Stone Cold. |
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#360 |
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Hitman84, who doesn't understand why a super heel like Jaton is getting super face heat from the crowd, ambushes Jaton. After a figure four round the ringpost, he takes out both Jaton's knees with a sledgehammer and locks in the Sharpshooter. Jaton has no choice but to tap.
Winner and NEEEEEW tpww Hardcore Champion: Hitman84! |
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