If someone offered you a million dollars to have sex with Michael Cole would you?

[Casey Jones]

Originally Posted by rez Casey, which turtle do you associate the most with? It seemed like you bonded quite nicely with Donnie but I think you can relate more with Ralph.

I’m not the real Casey Jones you moron. Is your name really Rez? What is up with this place? I came back to this forum after a 10 year absence due to the formation of All Elite Wrestling. I thought people would be excited to talk about this. Instead? I get to hear about AIDS and how being paid 1 million dollars would possibly justify sleeping with Michael Cole. Is this what our society has boiled down to? I hope this is all a sick joke of some kind.