I live in chicago and im 12 years old, 7th grade (actual e-mail)

**Loose Cannon** · 06-12-2005, 07:01 PM

I want John Cena back on smackdown!!! If you don't bring him back I will tell as many people as I can to stop watching wrestling. Wrestling is not fun without John Cena!! He's the best wrestler alive. Hey JBL your not the wrestling god!! John Cena is!!

~peace out~

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haha, is that you darkpower? Stop sending me mails man. I didn't do it.

**Corkscrewed** · 06-12-2005, 07:03 PM

lol wtf?!

**Loose Cannon** · 06-12-2005, 07:03 PM

this is what I get for posting news on the front page

**Zen v.W.o.** · 06-12-2005, 07:03 PM

lol.

But seriously, Pillman is the wrestling God. He still is.

Cena sucks, all you 12 year olds. His sole material is bringing up Gay jokes in his rhymes. CC owns that son of a bitch.

**Corkscrewed** · 06-12-2005, 07:06 PM

roflmao

You can't be serious. How in their mind is dumb enough to do that? If that was like my 12 year old sun, I'd prolly cane him for idiocy, as he should know better than that at 12 years of age.

No seriously.

**Loose Cannon** · 06-12-2005, 07:11 PM

I just e-mailed him back and said I just fired Cena because of the e-mail he sent me. Basically, I said it was all his fault that Cena won't be in WWE anymore.

**BlackDawn2024** · 06-12-2005, 07:13 PM

I can imagine two twelve year old boys arguing about this shit. Let's call one of them Bobby, and the other one Sally(just for the hell of it).

Bobby: You know who the best wrestler is?

Sally: Who?

Bobby: John Cena.

Sally: No he isn't, Bobby. JBL is success personified, in essence he is a wrestling...*looks up to the sky and inhales deeply*...god!

Bobby: Fuck JBL!!

Sally: No. Fuck John Cena!!

BlackDawn2024 appears out of nowhere.

BlackDawn2024: No. Fuck both of them. Both suck major amounts of ass.

BlackDawn then cuts both their heads off with a wooden cooking spoon. He then sleeps with Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and Gwen Stefani at the same time.

[/Random]

**Shadow** · 06-12-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackDawn2024

I can imagine two twelve year old boys arguing about this shit. Let's call one of them Bobby, and the other one Sally(just for the hell of it).

Bobby: You know who the best wrestler is?

Sally: Who?

Bobby: John Cena.

Sally: No he isn't, Bobby. JBL is success personified, in essence he is a wrestling...*looks up to the sky and inhales deeply*...god!

Bobby: Fuck JBL!!

Sally: No. Fuck John Cena!!

BlackDawn2024 appears out of nowhere.

BlackDawn2024: No. Fuck both of them. Both suck major amounts of ass.

BlackDawn then cuts both their heads off with a wooden cooking spoon. He then sleeps with Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and Gwen Stefani at the same time.

[/Random]

Hey Blackdawn? Remember when I told you about ending your stories one sentence early?

**BlackDawn2024** · 06-12-2005, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

Hey Blackdawn? Remember when I told you about ending your stories one sentence early?

Actually, Shadow, I don't. Please elaborate.

**Shadow** · 06-12-2005, 07:50 PM

Ok...end your stories one sentence early. Simple really.

**BlackDawn2024** · 06-12-2005, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

Ok...end your stories one sentence early. Simple really.

I'll try harder in the future, Shadow. But I can't guarantee anything. I mean, there are no guarantees in life. Just think about it. You were guaranteed I would end my stories within one sentence, but here I am, going on with more than one. You're probably getting mad now, right?

Speaking of being mad, I'm mad about a lot of things. Mainly, time travel. I tried travelling back in time to when I made the post about that John Cena/JBL story, to make it shorter, but good ole' Doc Brown said it wouldn't be a good idea.

He told me that if I changed that post, you wouldn't say to keep my stories short, then that would screw up the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe!!!

But anyway, I will try harder, Shadow.

**Marcyo** · 06-12-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

Ok...end your stories one sentence early. Simple really.

uh?

**Shadow** · 06-12-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcyo

uh?

Futerama quote.

06-12-2005, 08:26 PM

Futurama*

06-12-2005, 08:27 PM

JBL > Cena

btw

**Marcyo** · 06-12-2005, 08:27 PM

k

06-12-2005, 08:31 PM

x

06-12-2005, 08:34 PM

lita'd

**Savio** · 06-12-2005, 08:35 PM

o

**BlackDawn2024** · 06-12-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

JBL > Cena

btw

They both suck equal amounts of ass.

06-12-2005, 09:05 PM

JBL is a god.

**Corkscrewed** · 06-12-2005, 09:07 PM

blasphemous

**BlackDawn2024** · 06-12-2005, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M. Banana

JBL is a god.

If, by god, you mean terrible in-ring work with uninteresting mic segments, coupled with a horrible reign as WWE Champion, then yes, JBL is a god.

**Schoenauer** · 06-12-2005, 09:39 PM

JBL's a god, yes he is. He's just a quitting god. And everybody knows that Benoit is the wrestling god.

06-12-2005, 09:52 PM

Schonauer... you know it's scripted... right?

**Schoenauer** · 06-12-2005, 10:02 PM

Yes I'm well aware that WWE is scripted. Is it so wrong to write comments like the one I wrote?

**Drakul** · 06-12-2005, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

Futerama quote.

Futurama*

**The One** · 06-12-2005, 11:42 PM

Funny story everyone...I am tired and really only wanted to read one thread, and since is the one at top I read it. Now while reading it, I tried my hardest to find a little bit of entertainment or enlightenment. However if truth be told, I somehow am now convinced that through the process of reading all of this I have not only completed neither of my goals, but infact the opposite effect took hold of me. You see I am now MORE bored then before I came on here and as I write this I can feeling any level of enlightenment I have ever had slip right out of me. So thank you all for destroying my life via the preceeding posts.

**James Steele** · 06-12-2005, 11:47 PM

*thread ratings go up*

**PullMyFinger** · 06-12-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

I just e-mailed him back and said I just fired Cena because of the e-mail he sent me. Basically, I said it was all his fault that Cena won't be in WWE anymore.

hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was GREAT!

**Just John** · 06-13-2005, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PullMyFinger

hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was GREAT!

Yeah it doesnt get much better than that you should have said that John Cena is really Goldust and that Steve Corino could kick his ass

**Loose Cannon** · 06-13-2005, 06:28 AM

here's what I typed

Thank you for e-mailing World Wrestling Entertainment. We have read your e-mail and decided to fire John Cena from our company. The threat you made to us about not watching our program any more has caused us to say goodbye to "The Champ" John Cena. Please keep in mind that it is because of your e-mail that he was fired, so this is your fault.

Best wishes,

World Wrestling Entertianment.

**PullMyFinger** · 06-13-2005, 08:20 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I wonder if the kid cried after reading that. But holy shit, he was like 12 not 7...how can someone be so stupid?!

**Boondock Saint** · 06-13-2005, 08:47 AM

ROFLL

**Jonster** · 06-13-2005, 08:51 AM

I hope the kid replies.

**NoRoolz** · 06-13-2005, 09:54 AM

12 year olds are so dumb these days. I could swear when I was 12 I wasn't that dumb.

**YOUR Hero** · 06-13-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoRoolz

12 year olds are so dumb these days. I could swear when I was 12 I wasn't that dumb.

what about now?

**Kane Knight** · 06-13-2005, 11:44 AM

It was all downhill.

06-12-2005, 07:01 PM	#1
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,809	I live in chicago and im 12 years old, 7th grade (actual e-mail) I want John Cena back on smackdown!!! If you don't bring him back I will tell as many people as I can to stop watching wrestling. Wrestling is not fun without John Cena!! He's the best wrestler alive. Hey JBL your not the wrestling god!! John Cena is!! ~peace out~ ------------------------------------------------ haha, is that you darkpower? Stop sending me mails man. I didn't do it.

06-12-2005, 07:03 PM	#2
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	lol wtf?!

06-12-2005, 07:03 PM	#4
Zen v.W.o. GO HABS GO! Posts: 4,018	lol. But seriously, Pillman is the wrestling God. He still is. Cena sucks, all you 12 year olds. His sole material is bringing up Gay jokes in his rhymes. CC owns that son of a bitch.

06-12-2005, 07:06 PM	#5
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	roflmao You can't be serious. How in their mind is dumb enough to do that? If that was like my 12 year old sun, I'd prolly cane him for idiocy, as he should know better than that at 12 years of age. No seriously.

06-12-2005, 07:11 PM	#6
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,809	I just e-mailed him back and said I just fired Cena because of the e-mail he sent me. Basically, I said it was all his fault that Cena won't be in WWE anymore.

06-12-2005, 07:13 PM	#7
BlackDawn2024 SAVE_US.sheepbreeder222 Posts: 610	I can imagine two twelve year old boys arguing about this shit. Let's call one of them Bobby, and the other one Sally(just for the hell of it). Bobby: You know who the best wrestler is? Sally: Who? Bobby: John Cena. Sally: No he isn't, Bobby. JBL is success personified, in essence he is a wrestling...looks up to the sky and inhales deeply...god! Bobby: Fuck JBL!! Sally: No. Fuck John Cena!! BlackDawn2024 appears out of nowhere. BlackDawn2024: No. Fuck both of them. Both suck major amounts of ass. BlackDawn then cuts both their heads off with a wooden cooking spoon. He then sleeps with Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman and Gwen Stefani at the same time. [/Random]

06-12-2005, 07:50 PM	#10
Shadow Shadow Conspircy leader Posts: 18,579	Ok...end your stories one sentence early. Simple really.

06-12-2005, 08:26 PM	#14
M. Banana Guest Posts: n/a	Futurama*

06-12-2005, 08:27 PM	#15
M. Banana Guest Posts: n/a	JBL > Cena btw

06-12-2005, 08:27 PM	#16
Marcyo Viva la Raza Posts: 3,539	k

06-12-2005, 08:34 PM	#18
M. Banana Guest Posts: n/a	lita'd

06-12-2005, 08:35 PM	#19
Savio Spammy Certified Posts: 46,084	o

06-12-2005, 09:05 PM	#21
M. Banana Guest Posts: n/a	JBL is a god.

06-12-2005, 09:07 PM	#22
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	blasphemous

06-12-2005, 09:39 PM	#24
Schoenauer Don't be hatin' bitch! Posts: 874	JBL's a god, yes he is. He's just a quitting god. And everybody knows that Benoit is the wrestling god.

06-12-2005, 09:52 PM	#25
M. Banana Guest Posts: n/a	Schonauer... you know it's scripted... right?

06-12-2005, 10:02 PM	#26
Schoenauer Don't be hatin' bitch! Posts: 874	Yes I'm well aware that WWE is scripted. Is it so wrong to write comments like the one I wrote?

06-12-2005, 11:42 PM	#28
The One Boss Posts: 17,611	Funny story everyone...I am tired and really only wanted to read one thread, and since is the one at top I read it. Now while reading it, I tried my hardest to find a little bit of entertainment or enlightenment. However if truth be told, I somehow am now convinced that through the process of reading all of this I have not only completed neither of my goals, but infact the opposite effect took hold of me. You see I am now MORE bored then before I came on here and as I write this I can feeling any level of enlightenment I have ever had slip right out of me. So thank you all for destroying my life via the preceeding posts.

06-12-2005, 11:47 PM	#29
James Steele TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04 Posts: 29,886	thread ratings go up

06-13-2005, 06:28 AM	#32
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,809	here's what I typed Thank you for e-mailing World Wrestling Entertainment. We have read your e-mail and decided to fire John Cena from our company. The threat you made to us about not watching our program any more has caused us to say goodbye to "The Champ" John Cena. Please keep in mind that it is because of your e-mail that he was fired, so this is your fault. Best wishes, World Wrestling Entertianment.

06-13-2005, 08:20 AM	#33
PullMyFinger Posts: 3,319	HAHAHAHAHAHA! I wonder if the kid cried after reading that. But holy shit, he was like 12 not 7...how can someone be so stupid?!

06-13-2005, 08:47 AM	#34
Boondock Saint Posts: 8,795	ROFLL

06-13-2005, 08:51 AM	#35
Jonster Has an evil monkey... Posts: 7,299	I hope the kid replies.

06-13-2005, 09:54 AM	#36
NoRoolz dave ain't here? Posts: 2,709	12 year olds are so dumb these days. I could swear when I was 12 I wasn't that dumb.

06-13-2005, 11:44 AM	#38
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	It was all downhill.