01-14-2019, 10:41 PM | #241 |
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01-14-2019, 10:41 PM | #242 |
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Cena still hasn't cut his ridiculous hair?
And why does the bald dude dress for a match like he was going to an office meeting? |
01-14-2019, 10:43 PM | #243 |
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lol at Otis looking at Alexa and screaming "I'm Coming"
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01-14-2019, 10:44 PM | #244 |
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Why do they keep saying "The Royal Rumble Event" and not just "The Royal Rumble"
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01-14-2019, 10:46 PM | #245 |
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Did that Drew guy say "you can't unsee me"?
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01-14-2019, 10:47 PM | #246 |
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Otis
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01-14-2019, 10:47 PM | #247 |
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Otis looks like if Brock Lesnar ate Brock Lesnar.
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01-14-2019, 10:48 PM | #248 |
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His arms look too short for him to scratch his balls.
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01-14-2019, 10:48 PM | #249 | |
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So You know, pick your battles and all that. |
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01-14-2019, 10:48 PM | #250 |
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I feel like Braun is going to come back and destroy everyone and remain in the match for RR. Vince will probably act like he was trying to make Braun a killer or something.
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01-14-2019, 10:49 PM | #251 |
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Sixx, Otis is an angel too pure/weird for this world and I will not tolerate you slandering him.
He has so much personality that his stomach expanded and consumed his entire neck in order to contain it. |
01-14-2019, 10:49 PM | #252 |
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How can you Yanks even watch TV with that amount of commercials?
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01-14-2019, 10:50 PM | #253 |
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They've never referred to it as "the royal rumble event"
If they are that worried about it, with all the massive influx of new fans and ratings, they should EVENT to the logo for the show |
01-14-2019, 10:51 PM | #254 |
Rigged from the start
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01-14-2019, 10:52 PM | #255 |
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Given how much I've been harping on it the past couple of weeks, I've got to give some props to this Raw. While some of the content itself has been rough (anything Nia/Tamina, repetitive tag matches, etc.), some shit has actually happened tonight that at least SOMEWHAT rewards watching: 1) Braun getting his opportunity stolen, 2) someone getting to be the new #1 contender, 3) Women's Tag Titles revealed, 4) New IC champ, 5) Nikki Cross having a debut
And beyond that, there's been a compelling narrative through the whole show with Braun/Vince opening, Finn Balor having to overcome Jinder to get to the four-way, and someone getting made #1 contender. I'd argue that kind of narrative thread going through the full three hours makes a huge difference in how watchable a show is. At least it's not no main event until two hours into the show when two guys get into a fight and they suddenly decide to go with it. |
01-14-2019, 10:53 PM | #256 |
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01-14-2019, 10:54 PM | #257 |
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I've still been pretty bored w / lots of it so I think I'm just burnt out
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01-14-2019, 10:55 PM | #258 | |
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So I hope you now see that you're wrong and should never suggest that again. |
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01-14-2019, 10:55 PM | #259 |
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Balor kicked out of the Super AA
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01-14-2019, 10:56 PM | #260 |
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Always loved when they do the Rocky boxing in wrestling. No dodging, no blocking, no nothing.
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01-14-2019, 10:57 PM | #261 |
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-14-2019, 10:57 PM | #262 | |
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But, I've been harping on nothing happening and no consistent plot threads for a while, so I've got to give credit when it happens. Foreshadowing of Vince having the driver buff out a scratch at the opening of the show indicates SOME kind of planning and thought process from segment to segment, which isn't something we've seen in like months. Baby steps and all of that |
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01-14-2019, 10:57 PM | #263 |
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Oh shit.
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01-14-2019, 10:57 PM | #264 |
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HOLY SHIT YESSS!
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01-14-2019, 10:57 PM | #265 |
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wow
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01-14-2019, 10:58 PM | #266 |
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Not sure if Balor landed squarely on Cena's nuts but wow at Balor pinning Cena
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01-14-2019, 10:58 PM | #267 |
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Balor pins Cena clean, Yesss!
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01-14-2019, 10:59 PM | #268 |
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Oh god Cena shut up!
Why does Cena have to make this about him? |
01-14-2019, 10:59 PM | #269 |
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Also, you can't argue that (at least for the short-term) they just strapped a fucking rocket to Finn Balor.
He overcame getting mauled during the promo schmozz, wrestling a match earlier in the night, kicked out of an AA, and pinned John Cena to get a shot at Lesnar. That's not going to completely undo a year or two of nothing, but that's a hell of a job of rehabbing a dude. |
01-14-2019, 10:59 PM | #270 |
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So what does he win?
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01-14-2019, 11:00 PM | #271 |
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That Cena bald spot is brutal. It's like a birds nest.
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01-14-2019, 11:00 PM | #272 |
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I would however like Cena to sell the fact he just had 200 pounds of dude stomp on his chest from like ten feet in the air 30 seconds ago, but hey, let's take what we can get.
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01-14-2019, 11:00 PM | #273 |
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01-14-2019, 11:01 PM | #274 | |
Taller than Adam Cole
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01-14-2019, 11:01 PM | #275 |
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Could have done without the post-match Cena promo but decent RAW overall.
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01-14-2019, 11:02 PM | #276 |
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Wait. I thought Strowman was supposed to fight Lesnar at RR???
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01-14-2019, 11:03 PM | #277 |
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Brock better not squash Balor.
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01-14-2019, 11:04 PM | #278 |
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I'm curious to see the ratings. I wonder how many people who would normally drop off the 3rd hours, stuck with it to see if this Balor thing went somewhere. It almost seems like they set the entire show up as a project to see if the fans would stick with Balor through out the show. The promo, then the match to defend his spot and then the main event. If the ratings didnt drop off or increase even, then Balor is in for a monster run possibly.
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01-14-2019, 11:04 PM | #279 |
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Bálor isn’t beating Lesnar, but this is definitely grooming him for a Taker match at WM
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01-14-2019, 11:05 PM | #280 |
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Back to Tinder. See you guys maybe tomorrow, maybe next week.
Except AAA, who will soon be dead from CIA neurotoxin. RIP AAA |