07-10-2018, 03:46 PM | #1 |
King of Love and Piss
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Week 1 : Weekly Shit In My Mouth Power Rankings
Every Tuesday i'll rank the top 5 female wrestlers i want to take a dump in my mouth.
Here we go. 5) Maria Kanellis- Sometimes when women give birth, they poop at the same time. I wish i was there. 4) Mandy Rose- I can just imagine the golden turds that come out of her butt 3) Liv Morgan - I'd clean her crusty undies with my teeth 2) Toni Storm- The thought of that fat ass vibrating a tasty shit nugget into my mouth , makes me salivate. 1) Alexa Bliss - She could shit a turd full of Hep-C right in my mouth. I would be in heaven. Alexa has the throne. Honorable mention to Peyton Royce, Becky Lynch and Nia Jax. It dont matter who did what to who at this point. The fact is, we went to war. And now there aint no going back. It's what war is you know? Once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight! |
07-10-2018, 03:51 PM | #2 |
Loque Ja
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You should include pictures of the brauds
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07-10-2018, 03:56 PM | #3 |
Cranky Kong
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Solid list. I'd probably put Peyton Royce in Maria's spot, though.
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07-10-2018, 04:01 PM | #4 |
King of Love and Piss
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I'm not sure i ranked this thing high enough. Rankings are official, but she may move up next week.
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07-10-2018, 05:33 PM | #5 |
Just Some Guy
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I'm glad it was clarified that it was female wrestlers you want to shit in your mouth rather than you shitting in theirs. Helped me understand the rationale behind the rankings better.
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