10-16-2019, 03:52 PM | #1 |
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Let’s talk about Super Humman: the hottest indy wrestler in the world
For those of you who don’t know the name by now, let me introduce you to the fastest rising star in all of professional wrestling: SUPER HUMMAN
As you can from these brief clips, not only is he a phenomenal promo, he’s also an incredibly gifted athlete willing to risk it all for glory. At only 20 years old, he looks like he’s ready to have the jet pack to stardom strapped to his back as he’s already being booked over some of the top talent in the world. Here’s him beating Joey Ryan clean after no selling the Dick Flip
Listen to how hot that crowd is. Could just be a fluke though right? Lotta people hate Joey Ryan, they could just be popping for him getting beat. If that’s true, Mr. Smarty Pants, then explain this crowd going nuts and chanting his catchphrase as he takes down Ethan Page
Clearly this young man is destined for stardom. So let’s all get in on the ground floor and show our love for Super Humman as he blasts his way into immortality |
10-16-2019, 04:22 PM | #2 |
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A guy I know commented on one of his videos on facebook a few months back. Since then I’ve watched every video of his. Amazing athlete, truly honoured to be alive to witness his feats.
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10-16-2019, 04:30 PM | #3 |
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...HOW HAS NOBODY SIGNED THIS MAN!?
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10-16-2019, 04:44 PM | #4 |
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Out of respect to his competition, he is probably waiting until his major feuds conclude before leaving to sign that big money contract.
For example, his feud with the Microwave this summer was scorching hot:
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10-16-2019, 11:21 PM | #5 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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This is the chuckle fuck working Matt Sells in Augusta next month.
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10-17-2019, 05:26 AM | #6 |
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Wup Wup
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10-17-2019, 07:58 AM | #7 |
It's a blood match!
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Poster Child for "Don't Try This At Home".
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10-17-2019, 07:59 AM | #8 |
It's a blood match!
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But yeah he's getting bookings so...
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10-17-2019, 08:25 AM | #9 |
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10-17-2019, 08:45 AM | #10 |
Tongue my Fartbox
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10-17-2019, 08:59 AM | #11 |
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Lol Shisen, Slik and I have been watching his videos for a while now. The best thing in wrestling.
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10-17-2019, 09:03 AM | #12 |
boop/bop/beep
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lmfao
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10-17-2019, 10:00 AM | #13 |
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I laughed hard at the microwave elbow.
Wup wup |
10-17-2019, 11:00 AM | #14 |
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I went on a binge of his videos about a month ago, CHW or EzkielKane needs to get in contact with him.
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10-17-2019, 11:11 AM | #15 |
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He just posted a new video of him doing a Coffin Drop onto 4 chairs covered in barbed wire. Incredible.
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10-17-2019, 11:12 AM | #16 |
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10-17-2019, 11:34 AM | #17 |
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Everything is the best part.
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10-17-2019, 11:38 AM | #18 |
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I will never not find real pain funny as long as the recipient is OK.
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10-17-2019, 12:51 PM | #19 |
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I think I can say with absolute certainty that this budding rivalry with the Pumpkins is going to be the feud of the fall
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10-17-2019, 01:49 PM | #20 |
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This is for the Juggalos and Juggalettes.
I hope you like it. Whoop whoop! Fuck this shit! Owwwwwwwwwwwww jessuss christ owwwwwwwwwwwww! fuck! |
10-17-2019, 06:23 PM | #21 |
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As far as routines go his is pretty perfect.
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10-17-2019, 06:29 PM | #22 |
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You know who it is that he sounds like? Jim Carrey as the Cable Guy.
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10-17-2019, 06:35 PM | #23 | |
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Don't remember why it was in my timeline at the time but quickly clicked on his "follow" tab afterwards. |
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10-17-2019, 06:37 PM | #24 |
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I would pay to see this sort of thing play out to its conclusion. I love his selling. |
10-17-2019, 06:40 PM | #25 |
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Right? I legit have no idea if he’s really in pain or not. I believe he is. Amazing talent.
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10-17-2019, 06:43 PM | #26 |
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Yeah, the entertainment lies in that fine line...
I like it a lot. |
10-17-2019, 06:47 PM | #27 |
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Was that super kick for real?
I hope he sells a ton of "Fuck This Shit!" merch |
10-17-2019, 06:49 PM | #28 |
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Also this guy could teach a master class in marketing and brand recognition to every wrestler out there these days. This guy has literally had A match and the crowds are eating out of his hand and chanting his catchphrase.
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10-17-2019, 06:51 PM | #29 | |
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https://theindyconnection.com/collections/super-humman |
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10-17-2019, 06:52 PM | #30 |
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Respect. Monetize that shit.
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10-17-2019, 06:55 PM | #31 |
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Is this the same guy?
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10-17-2019, 06:58 PM | #32 | |
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He is so average looking too. Just a guy you'd walk past in a mall and never look back at. His selling should be the new Wilhelm Scream. |
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10-17-2019, 09:07 PM | #33 |
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WOOOP WOOOP
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10-17-2019, 09:15 PM | #34 |
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He clearly says wup wup
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10-17-2019, 09:16 PM | #35 |
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Embrace the speech impediment, embrace the pain.
Then scream/run away. |
10-21-2019, 01:18 PM | #36 |
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I know his wrestling career is just getting started, but when this guy is done with his in ring career, he’s going to have major Hollywood crossover appeal. |
10-21-2019, 01:32 PM | #37 |
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This guy has blown up all over facebook. We had a discussion in a pretty large group last night about how awesome he is.
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10-21-2019, 01:45 PM | #38 |
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Wow I didn't know he was on Tosh.0
I would love to know how much money he has made from the merch and appearances (if anything)... I bet he's made some dough on the merch. |
10-25-2019, 11:35 AM | #39 |
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I'm glad he turned to wrestling but this is still remarkable stuff. Crash Holly vibes. |
10-25-2019, 11:36 AM | #40 |
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NFL style.
I mean how else are you gonna run into a tree for fuck's sake? |