08-05-2020, 10:02 AM | #1 |
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Marty Jannety ... GOAT?
It dont matter who did what to who at this point. The fact is, we went to war. And now there aint no going back. It's what war is you know? Once you're in it, you're in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight! |
08-05-2020, 10:06 AM | #2 |
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Maybe in 2019 i would have been shocked that Marty Jannety was confessing to murder on social media. But not in 2020. Gonna need you to try harder Marty! Points for the * in ninja though.
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08-05-2020, 11:05 AM | #3 |
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Marty Marty Marty.....
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08-05-2020, 11:30 AM | #4 |
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He has sex with approximately 312 women per week according to his FB
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08-05-2020, 12:35 PM | #5 |
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08-05-2020, 12:39 PM | #6 |
In His hands...
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Looks like a dude tbh.
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08-05-2020, 12:55 PM | #7 |
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I would guess this was Marty about 10 minutes before making those posts:
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08-05-2020, 02:16 PM | #8 |
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lol...
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08-05-2020, 04:48 PM | #9 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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08-05-2020, 05:00 PM | #10 |
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I mean, when your girl breaks up with you, might as well confess to a 47 year old murder...only Marty lol
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08-05-2020, 06:41 PM | #11 |
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The more I read his statement, the more one thing sticks out to me. He says that it was his first time making someone disappear in a way that seems like he's indicating that he has done it more than once.
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08-05-2020, 06:51 PM | #12 |
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Bet all the comments are just about him saying "fag".
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08-05-2020, 07:43 PM | #13 |
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It doesn’t even make any sense. He didn’t tell his brother Geno because Geno would have killed the guy. The guy that Marty kills a paragraph later.
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08-05-2020, 07:45 PM | #14 |
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Someone on reddit did some digging and found that there were no reported missing persons cases in that area around that time. So either the whole story is bullshit or it was ruled as self defense since the guy was trying to rape him.
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08-05-2020, 11:05 PM | #15 |
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You're underestimating how drunk and high drunk and high people can get.
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08-06-2020, 02:17 AM | #16 |
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Columbus, GA police have opened an investigation about this now.
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08-06-2020, 03:08 AM | #17 |
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run Marty... RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn
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08-06-2020, 04:08 AM | #18 |
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08-06-2020, 04:10 AM | #19 |
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on the next Dark Side of the Ring....
They could probably do one on the Rockers easy |
08-06-2020, 07:47 AM | #20 |
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Marty Jannetty needs his own reality show before he dies
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08-06-2020, 10:49 AM | #21 |
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08-06-2020, 11:09 AM | #22 |
I am the cheese
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08-06-2020, 11:14 AM | #23 |
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and before anyone goes confessing to murders there is no statute of limitations for murder in any state no matter your age
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08-06-2020, 11:27 AM | #24 |
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I've had Marty in fb for years. He gets shitfaced and posts a bunch of nonsense on fb on a nightly basis. I'm willing to bet this is just another one of Marty's nonsensical made up drunk stories.
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08-06-2020, 01:23 PM | #25 |
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Cause we were all taking it seriously
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08-06-2020, 01:24 PM | #26 |
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the police are apparently
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08-06-2020, 01:39 PM | #27 |
boop/bop/beep
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08-06-2020, 03:18 PM | #28 |
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the police are required to (obviously)
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08-06-2020, 08:40 PM | #29 | |
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Jannety gave some more details regarding his claims of murdering someone back in the 1970s.
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08-06-2020, 09:58 PM | #30 |
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I think a simple " I was drunk and high " would have been a better choice of words.
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08-07-2020, 12:28 AM | #31 |
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I'll take your word on that Destor, wasnt sure with him being a minor would matter. I'm surprised he is doubling down by offering more details, like how he used a brick to kill the guy.
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08-07-2020, 07:28 PM | #32 | |
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Also I’m aware that he might have been drunk or high and this didn’t happen, but that’s still a weird thing to say. Obviously the whole thing is weird, but still. |
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08-07-2020, 07:29 PM | #33 |
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He was talking about his time as a magicians assistant
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08-07-2020, 07:48 PM | #34 |
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Or he is now in charge of the witness protection program?
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08-07-2020, 11:49 PM | #35 |
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Or a special effects coordinator on a movie.
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08-10-2020, 05:44 PM | #36 |
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That wasn't just bad that was tenuous too.
Played |