07-29-2019, 07:03 PM | #1 |
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Dream matCh : Darkside (GWC) vs The Darkside (DBW) Who would win!
So, I was watching some DBW and this got me thinking.
Both DBW and GWC have a wrestler named Darkside... The Darkside from DBW... Darkside from MGBYW from the GWC. The guys are obviously different kinds of wrestlers, Darkside is more of a hardcore brawler/heavyweight while The Darkside is more of a cruiserweight, but that hasn't stopped from being a great match before. Who do you guys like more, Darkside or The Darkside? How do you think a match between them would go? Personally, I am more partial to Darkside. He may not have as much talent on the mic but when it comes down to performing, his style is immensely more entertaing. The Darkside on the other hand has a lot more technical skill, but just doesn't have that same charisma around him. Discuss. |
07-29-2019, 07:20 PM | #2 |
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I think I would pick Darkside as well. A great big man will beat a great cruiserweight everytime, and these two are both great.
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07-29-2019, 07:28 PM | #3 |
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07-29-2019, 07:31 PM | #4 |
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You don't see many wrestlers able to come up with a 5 minute promo anymore. That's what's gonna set The Darkside apart
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07-29-2019, 07:39 PM | #5 |
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To back up why Darkside would beat The Darkside, look at The Darkside flipping off the crowd which may show lack of confidence while Darkside is cool calm and collected. Not much phases Darkside. Darkside even holds a victory in a one vs one match on CWB!
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07-29-2019, 08:11 PM | #6 |
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The Darkside certainly is a speed demon who jumps like a Mexican jumping bean. But it's really hard to pick against Darkside. His big man move set is second to none. I hear he was trained by one of the Windhams. Not Bob or Barry. Skeeter Ray Windham. 5 time Tater Sack Champion in Idaho Farms Wrestling. His entrance is amazing. His mother, Charlotte the Harlot, drives him to the trailer park and Spotifies his entrance music from her Galaxy 3. Darkside climbs over to the driver side door to get out because the passenger side was caved in by his father CWB when he caught Charlotte giving Darkside a handjob in exchange for him cleaning his room. His shoulders are massive and anyone who tries to tell you Darkside boost his shoulders up with his arms, is a fucking faggot. Those are the biggest shoulders in the Double Wide park. There's no end to the tricks Darkside has hidden in his Old Navy cargo pants. An assortment of items ranging from Easy Cheese cans to a Tailgate Nut Sack. Simply put, once The Darkside's meth energy wears off and Darkside gets his hands on him, it's pretty much over.
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07-29-2019, 08:38 PM | #7 |
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Whoa, you don't see CWB lose too many matches
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