04-18-2019, 11:14 AM | #1 |
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Wrestlers say the dumbest things
From spur of the moment flubs like " I kicked your leg out of your leg" or Sid retorting to Bret's " You know that belt is mine!" with "I dont know shit!" wrestlers have been known to spout out some of the dumbest shit, not just on wrestling tv but on all sorts of other experiences.
List your favorite dumbest things you have hear wrestlers say .... shoot interviews for free : http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=1562931 Another quality shitty thread by The MAC |
04-18-2019, 12:10 PM | #2 |
It's a blood match!
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Not going to commit to this being "dumb" but it did confuse me and to this day still I raise an eyebrow...
Roddy Pipper to Goldust "... AND I'M A LESBIAN".... |
04-18-2019, 12:14 PM | #3 |
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Drunk off his ass Jake Roberts
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04-18-2019, 12:30 PM | #5 |
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04-18-2019, 01:22 PM | #6 |
Loque Ja
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For whatever reason I always remember The Ascension yelling "We were born and bred! To rip and shred!"
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04-18-2019, 01:24 PM | #7 |
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And Lashley saying "You say your name is Finlay, and you like to fight. Well, I say your name is Finlay and you're a BASTARD"
I don't know if either of these two examples are "dumb", but for whatever reason I remember them..... |
04-18-2019, 02:31 PM | #8 |
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Orndorff talking turtle with Mean Gene is great. It starts strong with "I'm the man that women love to love and that men love... to fear..." and descends into turtle head talk. Glorious.
Also when Austin said he wanted a piece of Mike Tyson's ass. That was surely a mistake he just rolled with. |
04-19-2019, 09:45 PM | #9 |
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"Basketballs don't hold grudges" - Batista
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04-19-2019, 10:50 PM | #10 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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"I don't owe Jerry Grey money"-Jake Roberts.
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04-23-2019, 05:42 PM | #11 |
RoBOT Reigns
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"I love wrestling, it's all I ever wanted to do my whole life, I'm not like most of the roster...until I don't get the best booking, then I quit." ~ CM Punk and Sasha Banks
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04-23-2019, 06:45 PM | #12 |
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To be fair, even if I wanted to be a wrestler my whole life, I wouldn't want anything to do with WWE, nor their shitty booking. It would burn the fuck out of me too. I once had a job that, on paper, had me really fucking stoked ("dream job" might be a stretch), but then I got saddled with way more work than necessary/healthy/possible and they actually forgot to pay me a few times. It turned into a nightmare real fast.
I don't blame wrestlers who catch their reflection and see a clown staring back and think "fucking hell, this isn't right." |
04-25-2019, 08:33 AM | #13 |
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Just watched a April 2000 Nitro where Hogan says he want to eat Kidman's ass alive
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04-25-2019, 09:13 AM | #14 |
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"How do you like me now!?" - Hardcore Holly in full jobber mode.
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04-25-2019, 09:28 AM | #15 |
Inno Knows.
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Hogan was ahead of his time
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04-25-2019, 09:37 AM | #16 | |
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The short lived Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn tag team , where they called their finisher the "Gunn-Holly Bomb", or the GHB and then going on air trying to push their catchphrase "Everybody goes down for the Gunn Holly Bomb" |
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04-25-2019, 04:26 PM | #17 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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I remember Cole referring to it as the Hollycaust as well.
Which means Vince really thought it could be a thing lol |
04-25-2019, 04:37 PM | #18 |
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Apparently it was a Russo thing
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04-25-2019, 04:52 PM | #19 |
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Holly mentions hating it in his book. I always loved the Alabama Slam as a name, plus it was a sweet move anyway.
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04-25-2019, 04:53 PM | #20 |
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04-25-2019, 04:54 PM | #21 |
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Sorry but I came up with that earlier and wanted to say it despite the opportunity never having arisen.
Feel like I shouldn't have... |
04-25-2019, 06:12 PM | #22 |
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If you don't give me what i want I'm never watching again but will continue to pay $9.99 a month for the network.
Nevermind that wasn't a wrestler just the internet. |