08-20-2021, 02:37 AM | #1 |
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AEW Rampage 8/20: The First Dance
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08-20-2021, 03:25 AM | #2 |
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IT’S CLOBBERING TIME
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08-20-2021, 05:22 AM | #3 |
It's a blood match!
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CM PUNK
CM PUNK CM PUNK CUM PUNK |
08-20-2021, 05:23 AM | #4 |
It's a blood match!
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I feel like I've looked forward to this for months, so pumped brothers, I'm jacked, I'm stroked, I'm PUNKING UP.
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08-20-2021, 05:32 AM | #5 |
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Kiera Hogan very hot...
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08-20-2021, 07:58 AM | #6 |
In His hands...
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And Jade Cargill is fuckin money man.
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08-20-2021, 08:42 AM | #7 |
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Tony Khan and the social media team hyping up "the most anticipated announcement in the history of the company" seems to be panicking people....like they're gonna announce Punk's signing and his All Out match but he won't actually be there.
I find it very, very hard to believe that they'd book the fucking United Center and not have him in the building. If that happened the company would rightly deserve to be shat on. Not saying he'll do anything physical. Hell he might not even cut a promo on screen (could see the show ending with a staredown, though I'd guess he addresses the crowd post-show and it ends up online)......but I can't imagine he's not appearing in the arena, in front of that crowd. |
08-20-2021, 08:47 AM | #8 |
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Yeah, that'd be monumentally retarded. That would turn me away from ever caring about any type of future "announcement" they would make moving forward.
I want to care about wrestling again, it's a big pastime of mine with a ton of memories. WWE is literally unwatchable with their camera cuts. AEW has been pretty fun so far while also making mistakes along the way. For a young company, they are in a good spot and I hope they keep it moving in the right direction. |
08-20-2021, 08:50 AM | #9 |
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Maybe they are setting up the ultimate troll. Hear me out. They have gotten a bunch of E-grief in the past for hyping up announcements and then they end up being a bit underwhelming. So imagine them hyping this up as the biggest announcement ever and then Tony comes out and says he has signed some random person or even something dumb like announcing a match for All Out, whatever it is it will have nothing to do with CM Punk. Tony then proceeds to smile and say thank you to the fans and acts like he's leaving. The place erupts in boos as the people think they've been duped.
Then Tony gets up to the entrance, suddenly stops, turns around and says "Oh yeah, one more thing" and Punks music hits. I'd honestly appreciate the hell out of that. |
08-20-2021, 08:51 AM | #10 |
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Feel like the Chicago crowd will start rioting before he would get the chance to say PSYCHE!
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08-20-2021, 08:56 AM | #11 |
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I mean this is the Rampage preview on AEW's actual website. They've done everything but type the name "CM Punk".
Hilarious that anyone thinks he won't be there. |
08-20-2021, 09:01 AM | #12 |
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I still think it would be absolutely hilarious if Shane McMahon came out. That would have to qualify as one of if not the biggest swerve in history, wouldn't it? I know it will never ever happen, ijs I think it would be insane and watching all the fall out would be amazing.
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08-20-2021, 10:16 AM | #13 |
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Woo! Less than 12 hours folks! So ready for this tonight!
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08-20-2021, 10:25 AM | #14 | |
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Maaaaaan, didn't think of this until now. That would be a big HOLY SHIT moment but also a FUCK YOU moment. Shane and the whole BITW gimmick was wanker than a wank pheasant wanking. |
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08-20-2021, 10:30 AM | #15 |
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Take it a step farther and have Shane McMahon come out to the sound of Chicago imploding and then while he's gloating from the ramp CM Punk comes out and destroys him. You would get the biggest swerve, double swerve, boo and pop all in one go. It would be a God tier segment.
I love getting myself hyped up in my head over fictional scenarios I imaginated and stuff. |
08-20-2021, 10:33 AM | #16 |
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Screw the licensing, just have Punk come out to Shane's music with a huge ass "got ya" grin on his face.
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08-20-2021, 10:51 AM | #17 |
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Interested to see how they do their cut of Cult of Personality. I guess they could rip off the WWE static intro or something else "signature".
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08-20-2021, 11:04 AM | #18 | |
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Bah Gawd, that would be some epic storytelling. Don't even stop the music or the entrance. Big fucking GTS on the ramp and keep going like nothing happened. |
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08-20-2021, 11:40 AM | #19 |
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I'm ready for Jim Ross to go apeshit. This is the kind of moment you hire Jim Ross for.
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08-20-2021, 11:46 AM | #20 |
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08-20-2021, 11:49 AM | #21 |
Hey Mister!
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"CM Punk has finally appeared in MY ASS"
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08-20-2021, 11:53 AM | #22 |
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08-20-2021, 11:57 AM | #23 | |
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This is the kind of moment you let breathe for a bit before saying anything. |
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08-20-2021, 12:01 PM | #24 |
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On one hand I think Punk needs to close the show because there's no way the emotional high can be topped and it means people tuning in just to see him aren't clicking off at 10:15 or whatever.
On the other hand, the potential for CM Punk chants to drown everything out might cause them to actually open the show with it. We'll see. |
08-20-2021, 12:03 PM | #25 |
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Damn. Didn’t even cross my mind that JR won’t be calling it.
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08-20-2021, 12:10 PM | #26 |
He's Here
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Hey guys, did you hear? CM Punk's coming back to wrestling.
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08-20-2021, 12:13 PM | #27 |
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Probably should have swapped cards for last Friday's show.... maybe hook in some people via CM Punk and use that to really lock them in by having Christian win big.
They do have Jon Moxley, but he is facing some generic jobbers... that ain't gonna do squat to entice fans to stick around |
08-20-2021, 12:14 PM | #28 |
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08-20-2021, 12:14 PM | #29 |
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08-20-2021, 12:35 PM | #30 |
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I think it's a good card for tonight, potentially have some new eyeballs tuning in and you have got Jade Cargill and Jungle Boy on the show, two people who generally are well-received the first time people see them.
Daniel Garcia is a lil diamond in the rough too, he just needs some more mass on top. |
08-20-2021, 12:47 PM | #31 |
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Garcia might be a good wrestler maybe but def looks and seems way too generic... looks like an "enhancement guy" tbh
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08-20-2021, 01:04 PM | #32 |
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They should really change Jungle Boy's name officially to "Jungle" Jack Perry...... "Jungle Boy" is not going to attract any new fans ever. Not that "Jungle" Jack Perry will, but at the very least he won't make them laugh and think "wrestling is dumb".
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08-20-2021, 01:24 PM | #33 |
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Whooo!
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08-20-2021, 01:55 PM | #34 |
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Bring his ass out for this. This is a defining night/moment for the company. There is nobody that can call these sort of moments like Jim Ross. He goes apeshit for 30 seconds before letting the moment speak for itself. Think back to HHH's return in 02 at MSG.
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08-20-2021, 02:14 PM | #35 |
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Finally watched Christian's match from last week... crazy at how much better in shape Christian looks than Omega, how much better his offense looks, and just in general how much better he comes off. They should definitely give Christian the AEW world title on Sunday and watch the new boom period begin.
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08-20-2021, 02:17 PM | #36 |
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Was thinking the same thing the other day. Very surprising that they don't at least try to capitalize on his name. And Jungle Boy is such a strange name really. Maybe he doesn't want to use the name though because he wants to make a name for himself? Some people are like that and I don't really recall them mentioning who his dad was but I could have just missed it.
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08-20-2021, 03:51 PM | #39 |
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It doesn't seem to have become a big issue yet though. At some point they are going to start having people butt heads over creative differences though.
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08-20-2021, 04:30 PM | #40 |
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