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View Poll Results: Does Noid still watch WWE and jack off without lube because the rage and friction is enough? | |||
Yes | 8 | 57.14% | |
Most likely | 1 | 7.14% | |
It's a distinct possibility | 3 | 21.43% | |
I'm pretty sure | 2 | 14.29% | |
Voters: 14. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. |
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04-07-2019, 09:03 PM | #1 |
boop/bop/beep
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Does Noid (AKA Mr. Nerfect) secretly still watch WWE whilst rage wanking?
Does Noid (AKA Mr. Nerfect) secretly still watch WWE whilst rage wanking?
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04-07-2019, 09:27 PM | #2 |
MVP Mark
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Wait do people actually believe he stopped? No way in hell.
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04-07-2019, 09:52 PM | #3 |
Resident drug enabler
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I do not approve of this Noid trolling, FTR.
I will listen to arguments that he does though. |
04-07-2019, 10:34 PM | #4 |
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I wage rank all the time, but it's got absolutely nothing to do with watching the product. I've tried watching a few things. Part of the Royal Rumble Kickoff. I watched Rusev vs. Nakamura and the Scott Dawson & Rezar (or was it Akam?) tag match. I went to the shops and never returned to the stream and felt like I didn't miss much.
People can believe me or not, but I genuinely find recaps of the show more interesting and less overall exhausting than watching the product live. This week I am looking forward to Cornette's review and the SCG Radio one. Sometimes I listen to POST Wrestling or Bryan and Vinny for PPVs. Raw and SmackDown air on FOXTEL over here, which I don't have given the rise of streaming services. If I want to watch Raw or SmackDown I have to open a stream and deal with the quality of those, so there's that too. |
04-07-2019, 11:00 PM | #5 |
Resident drug enabler
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Don’t even feel the need to explain yourself, Noid. Fuck the haters. Keep hating.
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04-07-2019, 11:29 PM | #6 |
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Thanks, #1-wwf-fan. You're easily one of the coolest people on these forums.
It really doesn't worry me. If I feel I'm being too negative, that is when I do watch some of the modern product, and it justifies everything. I don't want wrestling to be shitty, any more than the shadenfreude of the WWE pushing fans away and creating a mobilized pack of disinterested wrestling fans that are going to be pretty open to trying new things. I've been very supportive of AEW getting off the ground, and generally pretty high on New Japan getting more traction, even if I don't think everything they do is fucking awesome just because it's New Japan. I just can't see past how objectively bad WWE is, and I think it's a false premise to suggest that just because you're a fan of wrestling, wrestling history and are nostalgic for the drama of what wrestling can achieve, you still have to be reasonably positive about the current WWE product. I also find the irony of people that complain about my criticisms as impeding them from enjoying the product not appreciating that their assertions that my thoughts need to conform to their tastes as pretty rich. If you don't want to discuss my criticisms of wrestling with me -- fine. I come here to discuss what works in wrestling, what doesn't and why, because it interests me. Enjoy what you enjoy, but if you're going to jam a gif in my face and I don't like it, I'm going to talk about that for anyone that does want to discuss those things. The truth is, sometimes I DO hate being a wrestling fan, because the future of WWE is pretty grim and lifeless, and given that they roll in cash and have commitments to generate five hours of bulk volume entertainment for at least another three years, that's just the way that is. But fuck anyone who tells me that I'm a fuckwit for enjoying what I enjoy -- the background context of wrestling. Sure, I'm trapped to my fandom to a degree, but things like AEW will hopefully make that a little less bleak over the next few years. We'll see. But yeah, I've made steps like many others have. I don't watch WWE weekly, whereas I used to (and didn't even hate it, as much as the product was never always hititng me in the sweet spot). I've stopped having blind optimism that the product is going to get better. It's not, folks. Not until something forces WWE to change, whether that be their ratings, their ratings comparatively, network directives or Vince McMahon's own competitive nature. I cancelled the Network, because as much as I love having a library of PPVs at my fingertips, I could not financially support a company that does the shit they do. WWE crowning Jinder Mahal was my last straw. I don't invest anywhere near as much time on wrestling, and it honestly makes me feel better as opposed to like I've lost something, because WWE gave up on my dignity as a viewer a long time ago. And I think that's reflected in their shrinking audience and these boards never being quieter. I'm a wrestling addict who gets cravings, but WWE is not my drug of choice, and I can't see them giving me a suitable high for quite a long time. So fuck them, and fuck anyone who tells me that I should have to subject myself to that just because they personally think it's sad I don't like what they like. |
02-29-2020, 02:59 PM | #7 |
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02-29-2020, 03:12 PM | #8 |
Best Poster
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You all should be taking Noid for posting here instead of hating on him
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02-29-2020, 03:47 PM | #9 |
I am the cheese
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I love Alienoid06 and always have
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02-29-2020, 03:56 PM | #10 |
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03-01-2020, 06:25 AM | #11 |
Hey Mister!
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03-01-2020, 07:45 AM | #12 |
2 Dicks out for Trips
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Noid likes his butthole ate out, apparently. That's cool, tho!
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03-01-2020, 07:53 AM | #13 |
boop/bop/beep
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I mean, it's kind of hard NOT to, since he's all over the forum lol. And really, it's just good banter. I mean I don't like Noid much, but it's fun to bust his balls because there's a bunch of other guys (not named Fignuts) who get a kick out of it.
And also, I made this thread ages ago. Last edited by Ol Dirty Dastard; 03-01-2020 at 09:06 AM. |
03-01-2020, 07:54 AM | #14 |
boop/bop/beep
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You also won't reply to my retort since you're a jerkass @Figgy
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03-01-2020, 11:21 AM | #15 |
It's a blood match!
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Noid and Dale is like TPWW'S Cena/Orton
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03-01-2020, 11:26 AM | #16 | |
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03-01-2020, 12:07 PM | #17 |
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03-01-2020, 12:32 PM | #18 |
Best Poster
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Sal Bellomo/ Ron Shaw
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03-01-2020, 12:44 PM | #19 |
Loque Ja
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Been searching for awhile for that Noid Post where he booked Renee Young to win the Royal Rumble..... loved that post.... can't find it
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03-01-2020, 01:22 PM | #20 |
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03-01-2020, 01:24 PM | #21 |
boop/bop/beep
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Actually I'd say Les Thornton/Lanny Poffo
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03-01-2020, 02:39 PM | #23 |
I am the cheese
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Guru dave deleted the post where he bumped this thread
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03-01-2020, 02:46 PM | #24 |
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03-01-2020, 02:49 PM | #25 |
boop/bop/beep
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Guru why are you such a fucking wimp-ass?
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03-01-2020, 02:55 PM | #26 |
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Noid's cyberbullying.
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03-01-2020, 03:11 PM | #27 |
Loque Ja
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Hahaha... sweet! That post as good as I remember.... I think they should still go for it and Renee Young should win next year's Royal Rumble
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03-01-2020, 04:36 PM | #28 |
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Lol, is Dale still trying to feud with me? Jesus Christ, give it up, dude. It’s not going to happen. Have to start calling him Gorgeous Gretchen Newstead.
Guru Dave is an insincere worm of a human, and a coward. Glad I could be of service. If it wasn’t for this year’s being alright, and it weren’t for the Women’s Royal Rumble, I’d also completely sincerely suggest they do it for next year. They could always have Stephanie McMahon reveal that Renee Young colored the wrong circle on her employment form, and she’s registered as a male wrestler to put her in the men’s. Money, I’m telling ya. |
03-01-2020, 04:44 PM | #29 |
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*cock gargling noises*
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03-01-2020, 04:52 PM | #30 |
boop/bop/beep
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Gretchen Jewstead
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03-01-2020, 04:54 PM | #31 |
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03-01-2020, 05:17 PM | #32 |
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03-01-2020, 05:19 PM | #33 |
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Since Noid can't read me posts anymore, I'm going to speak my mind.
Funaki is overrated. THERE! I said it. |
03-01-2020, 05:22 PM | #34 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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03-01-2020, 05:22 PM | #35 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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INDEED
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03-01-2020, 05:25 PM | #36 |
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03-01-2020, 06:14 PM | #37 |
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I eagerly await Noid's harsh insult.
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03-01-2020, 06:23 PM | #38 |
boop/bop/beep
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He is too busy getting laid to insult you, Dave.
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03-01-2020, 06:38 PM | #39 |
2 Dicks out for Trips
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Or getting his butt ate out
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03-01-2020, 06:43 PM | #40 |
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Does he douche? We'll never know...
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