03-07-2020, 04:58 PM | #1 |
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WWE: Elimination Chamber 2020
#1 Contender's Elimination Chamber Match for the RAW Women's Championship Shayna Baszler vs Liv Morgan vs Sarah Logan vs Ruby Riott vs Natalya "3-On-1" Handicap Match for the Intercontinental Championship Intercontinental Champion Braun Strowman vs Shinsuke Nakamura, Cesaro & Sami Zayn No Disqualifications Match AJ Styles vs Aleister Black Elimination Chamber Match for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship Smackdown Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison vs Bobby Roode & Dolph Ziggler vs Heavy Machinery vs The New Day vs The Usos vs The Lucha House Party's Gran Metallik & Lince Dorado RAW Tag Team Championship Match RAW Tag Team Champions The Street Profits vs Seth Rollins & Murphy United States Championship Match United States Champion Andrade vs Humberto Carillo Daniel Bryan vs Drew Gulak |
03-07-2020, 07:19 PM | #2 |
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I can't remember a worse looking ppv that wasn't a raw/sd only (or ECWs failed ppv)
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03-07-2020, 07:49 PM | #3 |
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man you had me forgetting it was still Saturday. Was wondering why it wasn't on the network because I need some boring background noise right now.
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03-07-2020, 08:40 PM | #4 |
It's a blood match!
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I'll try and catch Daniel Bryan vs Drew Gulak and Styles vs Black if I hear good things.
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03-07-2020, 08:58 PM | #5 |
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I wonder if Vince would rewrite the show while the actual matches are taking place...
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03-07-2020, 09:42 PM | #6 |
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03-07-2020, 10:11 PM | #7 |
I am the cheese
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This wouldnt draw for $50
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03-07-2020, 11:21 PM | #8 |
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After double checking that card I may actually spend the evening cleaning my ass in the shower. Mayhap I'll even bleach it.
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03-07-2020, 11:57 PM | #9 |
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That looks very very terrible.
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03-07-2020, 11:58 PM | #10 |
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When you have Drew Gulak main eventing your ppv, your company is hurting badly.
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03-08-2020, 01:46 AM | #11 |
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I wouldn't bet on Destor or RPs buttholes that this will be a good ppv
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03-08-2020, 07:18 AM | #12 |
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03-08-2020, 11:12 AM | #13 |
It's a blood match!
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Shows I will be watching over Elimination Chamber, HBO's The Outsider, Curb Your Enthusiasm, American Idol, 90 Day Fiance, Shark Tank, Love is Blind, old Locked Up Abroad eps.
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03-08-2020, 11:23 AM | #14 |
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Zero interest in this show/company.
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03-08-2020, 11:36 AM | #15 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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Tag team chamber should be fun.
Styles/Black should be good. Bryan vs. anybody (also I've enjoyed this thing with Gulak/PowerPoint) Definitely not watching this whole show but I'll check out those three matches tomorrow. Don't care about the Riott Squad feud. Have never been a fan of Shayna. Likely that Natalya gets bounced early because reasons, so that chamber doesn't do it for me (Asuka is better than p much all of them though). The IC title match is just weird. Dunno. Could see it lasting 7 minutes and accomplishing nothing for anyone. RAW tag team title match: I mean this just happened on TV. Love me some Andrade. Don't give a shit about Humberto. How many Smelly Meatballs™ is that for me caring about this PPV? 2.5? Maybe 3? And they want to charge full price for these shows again? |
03-08-2020, 12:22 PM | #16 |
Feeling Oof-y
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03-08-2020, 12:35 PM | #17 |
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There's some irony in having 6 women in an Elimination chamber match on International Women's Day
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03-08-2020, 12:36 PM | #18 |
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03-08-2020, 02:16 PM | #19 |
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lol imagine if this shit is the last show before they try to rook people into paying for PPVs again lmao. Thisll be a great one to make that pitch on lol.
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03-08-2020, 02:59 PM | #20 |
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I've watched 5 TNA ppvs the last 5 days that were better cards then this one.
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03-08-2020, 03:02 PM | #21 |
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If you owned a significant amount of stock in WWE and they put a card out like this. Wouldnt this be a huge red flag to sell right away while you still can?
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03-08-2020, 03:14 PM | #22 |
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Here's how i would save this show. Keep in mind, it wont help ratings or buy rates because wwe is like lol fuck advertising.
After the first match, you have a backstage segment where a bunch of the guys that are not booked are getting into it. Lets say, Reigns, Corbin, Ricochet, Orton, and then add Lesnar and Bray in. Have whoever the " Authority " guy is, come in and make a non title Elimination Chamber match. Bray wins. Have Edge run out and do something to cost Orton his chance to win. Have Corbin do Corbin things. Roman gets eliminated and then speared by Goldberg as he's walking to the back. Ricochet puts fingers in his butt and pins himself. It comes down to Lesnar vs Bray. They have a huge stare down and they go for 1 or 2 minutes and the McIntyre comes out to get Brocks attention and Bray hits his finisher and wins. Brays character gets redeemed a little and picks up some steam headed to the Cena match and you continue storylines going into Wrestlemania. |
03-08-2020, 04:10 PM | #23 |
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Out of that card, only really interested in Black vs. Styles.
Tag title Chamber match might be good but would be dumb to do a title change this close to Mania and almost right after Miz & Morrison won the belts. RAW tag title match could have been a lot more hyped up if they didn't do the title change on last week's RAW. ESPN and others probably already reconsidering the money amount they were willing to give WWE if this is the effort they get for non-Big shows. |
03-08-2020, 05:00 PM | #24 |
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Looks like a good card to induce a nice sleep.
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03-08-2020, 06:31 PM | #25 |
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Worst WM theme....that doesn't get me hype at all!
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03-08-2020, 06:33 PM | #26 |
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R-Truth just made this panel 10000x better.
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03-08-2020, 06:50 PM | #27 |
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Viking Raiders defeated Hawkins/Ryder in the kick-off show
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03-08-2020, 06:57 PM | #28 |
Trickster Demon
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Dbry vs Gulak opening the show
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03-08-2020, 07:01 PM | #29 |
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This is a great sign for the ppv
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03-08-2020, 07:03 PM | #30 |
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Ugh
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03-08-2020, 07:10 PM | #32 |
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Orioles fan in like the 3rd row, always one front at nxt, ibthink its odd
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03-08-2020, 07:14 PM | #33 |
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Drew Gulak and Heel Bryan would have been an amazing team had they formed during Bryan's Evil Captain Planet phase.
Both liked to preach about the ill wills of people albeit for different reasons with Bryan's issues more planet based and Gulak's issues more high flyers based. Plus could have had some potentially great tag matches for the blue brand in terms of in-ring action. |
03-08-2020, 07:15 PM | #34 |
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I'm actually into Bryan vs Gulak. Fucking awesome match so far!
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03-08-2020, 07:19 PM | #35 |
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Nasty
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03-08-2020, 07:22 PM | #36 |
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Holy fuck that release!!
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03-08-2020, 07:24 PM | #37 |
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Needed a "this is wrestling" chant
Stupid crowd |
03-08-2020, 07:24 PM | #38 |
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Gulak vs Bryan was pretty great.
Wouldn't be opposed to them having a big rematch at Mania if its anything like tonight's showing. |
03-08-2020, 07:26 PM | #39 |
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Ooooh spooky random tv glitch to set up something oooooooh
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03-08-2020, 07:26 PM | #40 |
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I wonder if the glitch thing will be revealed tonight
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