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View Poll Results: Jedi or Cobra Kai? | |||
Jedi | 16 | 64.00% | |
Cobra Kai | 9 | 36.00% | |
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02-10-2007, 12:29 AM | #81 | |
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Weapon X will back me on this. |
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02-10-2007, 12:33 AM | #82 |
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I honestly can't argue with that.
But, this is assuming that you're legs haven't already been swept. Not much you can do on your back, besides get fucked. But not literally. Cobra Kai don't swing that way. |
02-10-2007, 12:39 AM | #83 |
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How are you even gonna sweep the leg, if you cant even get close? Jedi can throw their lightsabers and control it with the force. They would take out a whole dojo with one freaking toss.
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02-10-2007, 12:45 AM | #84 |
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You underestimate the power of the sweep, Fignuts.
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02-10-2007, 12:50 AM | #85 |
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You equally underestimate the power to drop a dunkin donuts on your fucking head using mind powers.
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02-10-2007, 12:52 AM | #86 |
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Until we actually battle, I don't think that their will be an answer to this scenario. You bring your lightsaber, I'll bring my dirt bike, and we'll fucking xXxTHROWDOWNxXx
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02-10-2007, 12:54 AM | #87 |
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When Fignuts see's your dirtbike, he'll try to protect himself with his Jedi fanny pack.
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02-10-2007, 01:10 AM | #88 |
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Why stop there?
Jedi could easily defend themselves with a swatch watch if they were up against cobra kai. |
02-10-2007, 01:14 AM | #89 | |
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02-10-2007, 01:15 AM | #90 |
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Like Cobra Kai takes it in the butt.
From eachother. |
02-10-2007, 01:28 AM | #91 |
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I swept your girlfriends pussy with my dick
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02-10-2007, 01:41 AM | #92 |
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That doesnt make sense.
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02-10-2007, 02:11 AM | #93 |
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You wouldnt understand. Its a Cobra Kai thing. Jedi dont know anything about pussy.
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02-10-2007, 02:25 AM | #94 |
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Pretty sure his comment was made from complete ignorance of the female anatomy. Since Cobra Kai are all virgins.
Unless you count male butt sex. |
02-10-2007, 02:35 AM | #95 |
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Cobra Kai took there turns with Elizabeth Shue. Jedi got stuck with some chick with hamburger buns on her ears and a sickly looking Natalie Portman. Elizabeth Shue has nice titties btw. Cobra Kai have probably sprayed many loads on them.
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02-10-2007, 02:41 AM | #96 |
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She was just there as a cover so the public wouldnt find out about their "late night training" sessions.
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02-10-2007, 02:46 AM | #97 | |
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No. You want to know the real reason why Annakin got his arm cut off? Its because he was caught using the dark force to cloud Yoda's mind so Yoda wouldnt detect Annakin jerking him off while he was asleep. And Annakin was totally molested by the emperor. It was so obvious. The kid liked it. It was like a Dakota Fanning rape scene without the rape. Obi Wun probably watched a couple of times. They didnt send him to different galaxies to investigate shit. They sent Obi Wun to different galaxies so he's stop stroking Annakins cock everytime everyone turned there backs. They couldnt ask Annakin to tattle tale cause it was the best moments of Annakins day. The kid became evil cause Obi Wun stroked out all the good. |
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02-10-2007, 02:57 AM | #98 |
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Jedi are too busy killing giant praying mantis armies and cutting off arms to participate in the homosexual activities that the Cobra Kai are so well known for.
I mean look at Kreese in this pic. Pretty sure he MAKES time to molest his students. |
02-10-2007, 06:11 AM | #99 |
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Dude he's an evil Cobra Kai. He has to give evil looks to everyone or else the Cobra Pints will start acting like the asshole on the right. See what you didnt see in the film was when Kreese sweeped the fuck out that smiling fags face. That kid is now a Jedi btw. He's in Team Jedi for sure. Cobra Kai is serious business and you Fignuts are just another Team Jedi trying to bring a Cobra Kai down cause you have fanny packs and plastic swords that glow when shown on camera. Whoopidydooo. Cobra Kai dont need weapons or mind control. Just dirt bikes. Fast ones. That drive in sand. And Elizabeth Shue rides on the back of them.
Didnt Jedi get worked over by a bunch of mindless clones? If Jedi has all this abilitly how the fuck can a Jedi be shot in the face. Seriously, thats the funniest thing ever about JEDI. They do all this crazy cool shit like flip and make shit float and think really hard and shit, but then they get into some type of combat and they start doing all that shit and BOOM shot in the face. Just like that. Dead Jedi. Cobra Kai would never get shot in the face cause Cobra Kai would be on the ground sweeping the leg. Thats just what Cobra Kai does. Jedi get shot in the face. Fuck Jedi. |
02-10-2007, 12:02 PM | #100 |
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Kreese leg swept Chuck Norris... 'nuff said.
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02-10-2007, 12:09 PM | #101 | ||
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02-10-2007, 12:24 PM | #102 |
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That did not destroy the Cobra Kai. As you can see, they are still alive and sweeping.
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02-10-2007, 12:35 PM | #103 | |
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02-11-2007, 01:50 PM | #104 |
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You guys have to be the largest collection of geeks that I have ever seen.
This was one of the best threads ever. |
02-11-2007, 07:30 PM | #105 |
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Fignuts has crushes on female posters here. Oh, and he's a fan of the Jedi's.
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02-11-2007, 07:44 PM | #106 |
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Better than having crush's on men like all you cobra kai homos.
I'll bet the thought of getting double teamed by Funky and Thrilla excites you LC. |
02-11-2007, 07:51 PM | #107 |
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Hold on, I can insinuate that you're gay, too.
I bet that you like it in the butt, queer. Ha! Take that one, Fagnuts (which is a very original rendition of your name, I know)! |
02-11-2007, 07:56 PM | #108 |
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If the pic wouldn't get deleted by mods I would prove my point by posting a pic of a giant cock. That way you would bang your head on your moniter in an attempt to suck it, and come to the horrible realization that above all else, Cobra Kai's number one teaching is the joy of sucking eachothers dicks.
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02-11-2007, 07:58 PM | #109 |
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FALSE. And there's not much more I have to say than that.
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02-12-2007, 02:25 AM | #110 | |
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First of all, AT and FF are Cobra Kai? Hmm i dont think so. Second, Cobra Kai dont suck dick. Theirs never been one dick sucking case reported in the Cobra Kai camp. Not one Fignuts. On the other hand, its been widely rumored that after Luke Skywalker massaged his own sisters clit, he sucked Han Solo off for a free ride back to Planet Jedigayfuckfesttron or whereever he's from. I'm pretty positive these are documented incidents. Vader wanted his son dead cause his son liked to suck light off the saber if you know what i mean. |
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02-12-2007, 02:42 AM | #111 |
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Luke Skywalker is alot like Christopher Columbus. We thought he was this great guy who did amazing things for his country/galaxy, but 30 years later, comes to find out that all these Ewoks start stepping forward claiming they were fondled and molested and raped in there poor little Ewok asses by Luke Skywalker. Alot like Columbus did to the Indians. Sexxing his own sister wasnt enough for him. He had to rape Ewoks? Comon man. Thats weak. Jedi suck. Raping Ewoks is just wrong.
Look at these guys man. They're scared to death. Hiding in bushes and shit. They dont know when Luke's gunna kick down the door and start raping the shit out of there furry fragile holes. Its pathetic man. Cobra Kai has alot more honor then that. Cobra Kai dont rape innocent Ewoks. Argument over really. |
02-12-2007, 08:51 AM | #112 |
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lol
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02-12-2007, 01:15 PM | #113 |
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I tried to join Cobra Kai, but Elizabeth Shue doesn't do black guys.
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02-12-2007, 02:49 PM | #114 |
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Cobra Kai has no room for anything but an Aryan race.
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02-12-2007, 02:52 PM | #115 |
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I would disagree, but I fear the wrath of Master Kreese.
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02-12-2007, 03:22 PM | #116 |
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He's been known to sweep legs like the Kansas City Royals
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02-12-2007, 04:35 PM | #117 |
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The Kai doesn't take shit during gym class either. You wanna be a tough guy during a gym class soccer game? Well how about a bruised face courtesy of Mr. Lawrence and the Kai.
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02-12-2007, 04:40 PM | #118 |
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fuckin right
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02-13-2007, 12:55 AM | #119 |
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Yah you especially dont fuck with Cobra Kai in gym class. Thats like hugging a Cobra...you'll get bit...by Cobra... Kai. Bitches.
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02-13-2007, 12:01 PM | #120 |
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Angelface here is gonna take out a Jedi? Come on. He's too.....BLONDE! |