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08-07-2019, 06:57 PM | #1 |
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Rumor says Avery Hoke might be coming back. The most underappreciated authority figure in sports entertainment
So, Avery Hoke might be lacing up the boots again, firing up the cameras and coming back to YouTube and bringing VTW back with him. In my opinion, Avery Hoke is an amazing authority figure and one of the greatest. He is also no slouch in the ring. Avery Hoke retired last year due to injury...he is still wrestling at 50 but apparently his doctors have been telling him to quit but Avery loves the business too much to do so. Here is the promo Avery Hoke did in his EPIC feud with Nevon McDonalds last year. I love how natural Avery Hoke comes off, he has a natural charisma that you cant just learn. Usually authority characters in wrestling are tired cliches and boring to watch, but Avery Hoke delivers. If you doubt anything I say, just watch this promo. Cant waiit for VTW to return. What do you guys think about Avery Hoke? Is he truly coming back? What would you like to see Avery Hoke do on his return? |
08-07-2019, 07:21 PM | #2 |
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Yowie Wowie!
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08-07-2019, 09:12 PM | #3 |
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I really can't wait for Hoke to come back. You can have the old lion fighting off the younger lions. I would love to see a fight between CWB and Avery Hoke
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08-08-2019, 06:25 AM | #4 |
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Holy shit!
When will be sure? And how does he lace up those boots from the pic? |
08-08-2019, 12:45 PM | #5 |
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Looking back through this guy's thread history cracks me up.
I also feel a lot better about my body. |
08-08-2019, 12:52 PM | #6 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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08-08-2019, 12:55 PM | #7 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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08-08-2019, 01:00 PM | #8 |
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Those are kick pads over sneakers. Theyre a shin guard. you slide them on. Either elastic or strings.
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08-08-2019, 02:21 PM | #9 |
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This promo is straight fire, and the framed Winnie the Pooh picture behind him really hammers home the severity of this feud.
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08-08-2019, 03:49 PM | #10 |
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Avery Hoke is what this business is all about. I never thought he would make it back from dementia, but here he is as spry as ever. Avery represents everything that makes this country great. The American Flag, ladders, discount Wal-Mart summer clothes and Medicare. When you think about Avery Hoke, you cant help but think about other great Americans. Americans like Principal Belding, Kevin Spacey, Larry Zbyszko and John Wayne Gacy. People who left a mark. People who touched children's lives. People who had a killer drive to be the best. And Principal Belding dammit!
Whoever steps in the ring with Avery Hoke better be ready. You're stepping in the ring with a man who has nothing to lose. He's already been divorced by his wife, disowned by his kids, hated by his home owners association and dropped by his life insurance. He wont care about your well being or your health. Not because he doesnt care about you, but because he'll forget what he did to you 10 minutes after the match, according to doctors. He will make you feel his arthritic pain. The man is a hardcore legend. The man is an American legend. And when this is match is over. He'll be going to bed early so he can be up at 6am for the victory celebration at Bob Evans. |
08-08-2019, 03:54 PM | #11 |
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It looks like he's wearing trashbag pants.
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08-08-2019, 04:22 PM | #12 | |
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What the hell did Belding do?! |
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08-09-2019, 11:17 AM | #13 |
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08-09-2019, 11:46 AM | #14 |
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08-09-2019, 11:50 AM | #15 |
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That dude def peddles kids
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08-09-2019, 12:00 PM | #16 |
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08-09-2019, 01:31 PM | #17 |
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I dont know if this is Principal Belding or Avery Hoke.
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08-09-2019, 01:41 PM | #18 | |
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Then he took Screech on as an accomplice... One of the kids from the New Class is blind now. He was to be Screech's surrogate. It's a poisoned chalice. |
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08-09-2019, 02:02 PM | #19 |
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Guys just tweeted this today. It looks like the rumors are actually true. I wonder who he will wrestle in his return and if its only going to be 1 match |
08-09-2019, 03:05 PM | #20 |
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08-09-2019, 04:24 PM | #21 |
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08-09-2019, 07:40 PM | #22 |
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08-11-2019, 12:57 AM | #23 |
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08-13-2019, 07:10 PM | #24 |
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Avery Hoke with a wrestling legend! |
08-13-2019, 10:03 PM | #25 |
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A buff white uncle Phil
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