04-29-2020, 11:56 AM | #1 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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You Bought WWE. Now What?
Clockshot, You snooze, you lose.
Seriously, what do you do with WWE, if you bought it? Me? This is a plan I have discussed before, and of course it all hinges on the end of the COVID thing. I actually expand WWE's NXT system into multiple areas: NXT Southeast, NXT Northeast, NXT Texas, NXT California, etc. You already see where I am going with this. But from there, I actually contract Raw and Smackdown's roster to about 10 wrestlers per show. Raw and Smackdown both have the WWE Champion (unify the Universal and World Titles), who works both shows. Raw has the Intercontinental Title, And Women's Title (Reunified). Smackdown has the US Title, Tag Team Titles (reunified), and retire 24/7 and introduce a new belt: The WWE Toughman Title. Toughman Title is kind of like NEVER Openweight, a title for Shit Kickers. Each show will have their special attraction talent, that only works that show. The champions, and whoever is feuding with them. Those are the only consistent folks on Raw and Smackdown. And wherever the shows take place will have the card filled out by the local NXT Talent. Being featured regularly on Raw or Smackdown is the ultimate goal. And the NXT guys occasionally go to different shows to spice up their act locally (they also do their own shows) TLDR: Bascially, I am rebuilding the territories under the WWE brand. = "KARA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Question Mark.
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04-29-2020, 12:24 PM | #2 |
Loque Ja
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Institute a mandatory cocaine policy for all high card talent.
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04-29-2020, 12:39 PM | #3 |
President of Freedonia
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Book myself in a harem angle with Zelina Vega, Alexa Bliss, Toni Storm, and The IIconics.
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04-29-2020, 01:12 PM | #4 |
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Keep only the women and start the Naked Ladies Jelly Wrestling !!
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04-29-2020, 01:52 PM | #5 |
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Drew,Sasha,Alexa,Orton,Roman,Sonya,John Morrison,Fandango,Balor and Liv all have to visit my office whenever i choose.
New Day is gone ASAP. |
04-29-2020, 01:52 PM | #6 |
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04-29-2020, 01:54 PM | #7 |
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04-29-2020, 01:56 PM | #8 |
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I'd make them all do steroids and blow Pat Patterson
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04-29-2020, 02:33 PM | #9 |
Loque Ja
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04-29-2020, 02:36 PM | #10 |
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Lock Jaw, I will helluva kick you all the way to USA.
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04-29-2020, 02:51 PM | #11 |
Loque Ja
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Anywhere but there!!!
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04-29-2020, 03:46 PM | #12 |
Curtis
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Bring back Snitsky and have him do a one sided beatdown of one wrestler every show until he has beaten everyone. Then put every title on Snitsky.
When the company goes out of business one year later, it's not gonna be my fault! |
04-29-2020, 05:16 PM | #13 |
Prince Of The Forum
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Ask Tony Khan what he wants for it.
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04-29-2020, 06:21 PM | #14 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Light it on fire and do the Orton pose.
Then realize I'm burning away several billions worth bucks and find where WWE stored Austin's beer truck to put out the flames. |
04-29-2020, 09:52 PM | #15 |
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Get rid of the brand split.
Unify the titles. Identify the guys you want to push more and in the future. Figure out who your underneath, midcard, main event players are and book accordingly. Identify job guys and then start thinning out the roster with guys who aren't being used at all. Run smaller venues. Cut down to 6-8 ppv type shows. Stop giving away main event level matches on free tv. Blow up the announce teams. Start pushing saidyounger talent and using the part timer/stars/relics of the past to get young guys over. Let the talent have more say and influence over their characters. Let them sink or swim on their merit. |
04-30-2020, 12:47 AM | #16 |
RoBOT Reigns
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I don't even know how to fix it at this point.
They were setup, had the formula, and they pissed it all away. Of course I'm talking about NXT callups. There was a solid stretch starting with K.O. where numerous NXT guys in succession felt like bigger stars than most of the main roster. Then fucking Vince buried them one by one. Look at them today. Balor - Back in NXT Joe - An announcer Shinsuke - In a weird jobber faction Roode - In an even weirder jobber faction Andrade - In an even newer jobber faction The problem with that history is it makes getting invested in NXT guys hard unless they are going to stay for good. So where do new stars come from? Randomly pushing Apollo Crews after 4 years?? |
04-30-2020, 01:28 AM | #17 |
Trickster Demon
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Terminate Kevin Dunn, effective immediately
Sell the company to Anthem Media Group |
04-30-2020, 08:27 AM | #18 |
MVP Mark
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Allow steroids again.
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04-30-2020, 10:53 AM | #19 |
Inno Knows.
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Sell streaming rights, end agreement with Saudi Arabia, get out of everyone’s way in terms of creative.
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04-30-2020, 11:53 AM | #20 |
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Brawl 4 All 2 Divas Boogaloo
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04-30-2020, 12:00 PM | #21 |
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Linda McMahon wardrobe malfunction at Royal Rumble 2030
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04-30-2020, 12:02 PM | #22 |
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Offer Bret Hart another run with the WWE title but only if he abseils in as the Glue Glazer and his gimmick is that of a glue gun wielding window fitter.
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04-30-2020, 12:06 PM | #23 |
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Name change back to WWF and tell the panda lovers to fuck off
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04-30-2020, 12:08 PM | #24 |
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Have Booker T no sell Triple H’s pedigree and pin him after a running splash in under a minute for the World Heavyweight Championship.
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04-30-2020, 12:10 PM | #25 |
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Start a new segment on RAW called "Deering Makes The World Work" where superfan Mark Deering tells it like it is to all other aspiring superfans. Clips of advice would be interspersed with footage of him sorting the world out as he goes around dressed like a scaled down Caucasian Roman Reigns.
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04-30-2020, 12:12 PM | #26 |
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Female masked wrestler called "Womankind" and the mask is a vag-pad
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04-30-2020, 12:13 PM | #27 |
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And her finisher is the period?
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04-30-2020, 12:16 PM | #28 |
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Hire a commentator with special needs who's initials are M. R and make Mauro work with him just to see if I can get him behaving badly enough to swing it into my favour.
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04-30-2020, 12:17 PM | #29 |
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04-30-2020, 12:20 PM | #30 |
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A wrestler called Jesus that looks like Jesus
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04-30-2020, 01:34 PM | #31 |
In His hands...
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But he's a gay Jesus?
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04-30-2020, 01:56 PM | #32 |
Cranky Kong
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04-30-2020, 01:58 PM | #33 |
Cranky Kong
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Out of ALL the abhorrent shit WW(F) has done, your beef is with the PANDA LOVER scenario?
Right on. |
04-30-2020, 02:04 PM | #34 |
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it has always annoyed me, especially since they've even dumped calling it world wrestling entertainment and just go with WWE as if it's a word not an acronym
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04-30-2020, 02:16 PM | #35 |
Loque Ja
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It's a brand.
Even if they could go back to WWF today, I wouldn't recommend it or do it because it tarnishes the brand. (Yes, it hurt them to change from WWF in the first place, but to throw away close to 20 years of brand building to step backwards is not wise in any sense) |
04-30-2020, 02:16 PM | #36 |
Loque Ja
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That being said, cocaine and steroids for all is definitely wise and would lead to a new boom period.
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04-30-2020, 02:46 PM | #37 |
Feeling Oof-y
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What’s this about pandas? Vince changed to WWE as a stroke of marketing genius to freshen up the product.
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04-30-2020, 04:29 PM | #38 |
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Vince McFlan
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04-30-2020, 04:39 PM | #39 |
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Hire Andy Dick to manage his own stable.
That would be good. |
04-30-2020, 04:40 PM | #40 |
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Get Randy Quaid in too
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