02-23-2023, 10:52 AM | #1 |
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AEW All Access segments revealed.
*Sky Blue says that Adam Blue is cute. It is a massive scandal. Blue is run through the mud so hard you would think she paints a sugar skull on half of her face.
*Britt Baker is shown flirting with Christian, Orange Cassidy, Trevor Lawrence, Tony Schiavone, some guy named Phil, etc. Not a big deal. *Wardlow is just there. He doesn't know what the hell is going on. He is randomly seen marking days off of a calendar, next to a phone numbers with the name "Paul" on it. * Remember Kevin and Brittani from Daria? That is basically Sammy and Tay, but with Kevin unable to keep his fucking tongue in his mouth. *Young Bucks segments are basically BTE horsefuckery with Adam Cole showing up on occasion. *A full ass montages of Britt going to various sporting events and TV shows with clips of Adam in his room, playing with his joystick. *Saraya is fucked up the whole time, because Saraya. *Tony acts really fucking weird around the girls. They excuse it because He supplies the cocaine and, depending on the girl, he is also supplying the booze, he is slightly less obnoxious than her husband, or she knows where her bread is buttered. *the Bucks and Cole talk shit on a coworker. They only refer to him as "Phillip," but they leave enough hints that the viewer know who they are talking about. *Britt and the girls talk shit on a coworker. Britt only refers to her as "Melissa." She leaves enough hints for the viewer to know who she is talking about, but Tay is as stupid as a bag of hammers and Saraya is in her natural state, so Britt has to blurt out "You know... ROSA!" *Sammy's ex shows up. She is gaslit into saying she is happy for them. *Eddie Kingston hates everyone. This isn't a segment, just a statement of fact. = "KARA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Question Mark.
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02-23-2023, 07:15 PM | #2 |
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I hope they have some Unsolved Mysteries segments
*What happens to Miro? *What happens to Serena Deeb? *Update, we actually found Brian Cage! |
02-23-2023, 07:28 PM | #3 |
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AEW Unsolved Mysteries could be as long as Dynamite and probably never catch up.
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02-24-2023, 08:23 PM | #4 |
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How much coke can Tiny Khan snort if Tiny Khan can snort coke?
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02-24-2023, 10:53 PM | #5 |
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He'd outsnort the Cocaine Bear (since I saw the movie, tonight. Also, go see Cocaine Bear.)
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02-25-2023, 12:31 PM | #6 |
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Coming soon.
White Paws v Cocaine Bear: Elite Overdose |
02-25-2023, 03:45 PM | #7 |
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Tiny would get mad and make that cocaine bear fight Evan Bourne in 9 days!
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02-25-2023, 04:39 PM | #8 |
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I forgot Matt Sydal was there. Matt Sydal probably forgot he was there too.
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03-29-2023, 05:16 PM | #9 |
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So, am I a prophet? First episode of All Access? Britt shit talks Rosa on camera.
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03-30-2023, 06:57 AM | #10 |
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This thing is going to end up getting a whole chapter in The Death of AEW book.
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