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Old 05-24-2023, 12:58 AM   #1
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Bray Wyatt - Vince McMahon

Just saying; Vince McMahon got pissed off at "The Fiend" Bray Watt and he was shelved due to a mystery "physical issue" then released. Vince sexually abuses a bunch of Divas to to tune of 20 million in payoffs and is "Retired" and Triple H is in charge and brings Bray Wyatt back.

Vince magically "Un-Retires" when the initial heat comes down and Bray Wyatt is suddenly shelved again due to another mystery "physical issue".

Probably... Bray Wyatt doesn't look like the typical body builder Monster Vince likes and is not 7 foot tall so there's another "Physical Issue".
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Old 05-24-2023, 02:51 AM   #2
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Bray Wyatt was pushed for years under Vince. He worked with Cena, Taker and Orton at WrestleMania. Cena and Orton twice each. He sucked for most of it. He blamed Vince, but comes back and does the exact same shit. Who can he blame now?
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If only he had the chance to work with Danny Basham and Sho Funaki
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Used to love the shit out of Funaki.
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Can’t wait for Funaki’s Hall of Fame induction.
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Funaki-san! Loved that guy.
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Armageddon was traditonally a very shit PPV. Besides the spectacle of the 2000 Hell in a Cell, I think the highlight was Funaki’s “Armageddon your Cruiserweight Title” line in 2004.
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Pimp Funaki would be a damn good manager gimmick.
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I miss Funaki.
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Used to love fucking Funaki. Going to be so happy when he goes into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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I really want Funaki to be included in a WWE video game and be super-powered for some reason.
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Was going to post about how much I loved Funaki. To be fair, I think he chose to leave the WWE due to neck problems. And he recently was used to help climatize Hideo Itami and even appeared on television.
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Love that Cena does Funaki's Rising Sun.
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Funaki-san! Loved that guy.

I remember back when CM Punk was doing The Straight-Edge Society, I would have marked out for Funaki joining the stable, shaving his head, with Punk pointing out that he's one of the most dangerous men on the WWE roster, but no one takes him seriously...until now. Start dressing him in black and focusing on submission-style wrestling.

While Sakamoto was on the WWE roster, I had also hoped that the WWE would give Funaki a call to come in as the manager/trainer of Yoshi Tatsu & Sakamoto, who would become a heel team. I'd just settle for a random NXT appearance here or there.
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I was actually this close (assume I am holding my fingers apart slightly) to suggesting Funaki return as Sin Cara's mouthpiece.
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Funaki worked TNA's latest PPVs tapings. This feels bigger than it should be. Loved Funaki. He had a good gig as the cute act and enhancement dude, but it's a shame he never got to show quite what he could do. Would have loved to have seen a bitter heel Funaki at one point during the brand-split era.
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I like Funaki more than most. The guy has above average mic skills, and when you think about his character (I mean really think about his character), it's pretty fucking credible. I do think he deserves a World Title run just for his tenure with the company.
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On to Kung Fu Naki:

I like that the WWE are doing something with him. I like that by simply implying he has gone and gotten martial arts training, he has rounded out his game enough to be a player in the WWE. What I do not like is, again, that it took them so fucking long to work out that a) Funaki is talented, and b) He is Asian and has a name that could be connected in pun-form to "kung fu," which they could inaccurately link with images of the Japanese and gi's. It's a light-hearted gimmick, though, which is a field Funaki can own and become world champion someday. I wish he’d fingerblast my asshole and let me say “me so horny, Funaki-San.”

Another position of this is it gets Funaki away from his old image. Look, aestetics in wrestling are often understated. Not so much size and muscle definition, but things like the attire a guy wears, and his entrance. Funaki, for the longest time, has had the same theme music, and has worn the same colour scheme: blue and white. It was refreshing just to see Funaki with red wristbands. It may not seem like much, but by losing the "SmackDown!" tights, and the same old colour patterns and theme music, the image Funaki puts in the minds of fans can itself change more easily over time.

And hey, a push is a push. He should start using the Superkick as a finisher again, though. He used it briefly during his run as Cruiserweight Champion, in what I assume is homage to Shawn Michaels (he's apparently a big HBK fan, going as far as to move to San Antonio, Texas). The Sweet Chin Ongaku making its return with the martial artist gimmick could work out really well.
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Old 05-26-2023, 01:07 AM   #7
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Bray Wyatt was pushed for years under Vince. He worked with Cena, Taker and Orton at WrestleMania. Cena and Orton twice each. He sucked for most of it. He blamed Vince, but comes back and does the exact same shit. Who can he blame now?
But then he developed "The Fiend" character and his merch shit was SELLING like a mofo (I believe #1 or #2 in the company) and he was being pushed and WWE had no idea how to handle him being THAT red hot so they just fumbled him about while they tried to stay true to whatever plans were already in motion but he stayed HOT... then he had a "physical issue", got shelved and eventually released despite fans pleading for his return. Vince leaves cuz he sexually abused a bunch of divas to the tune of 20 million and he's rehired and pushed. Vince returns and he once again has a "physical issue" and gets shelved.
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Old 05-26-2023, 06:18 AM   #8
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How would you like to be the guy who tells Brock Lesnar that for the next couple of months, he has to act like he's afraid of puppets?
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Old 05-26-2023, 01:48 PM   #9
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Old 05-26-2023, 03:39 PM   #10
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But then he developed "The Fiend" character and his merch shit was SELLING like a mofo (I believe #1 or #2 in the company) and he was being pushed and WWE had no idea how to handle him being THAT red hot so they just fumbled him about while they tried to stay true to whatever plans were already in motion but he stayed HOT... then he had a "physical issue", got shelved and eventually released despite fans pleading for his return. Vince leaves cuz he sexually abused a bunch of divas to the tune of 20 million and he's rehired and pushed. Vince returns and he once again has a "physical issue" and gets shelved.
The Fiend fucking sucked. Horrible. I don’t care if he did move merch — that’s an endictment on the state of wrestling, if true. Complete disaster.
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WWE booked The Fiend as a movie monster for months, nothing could stop him.

This dude legit was electrocuted and just stood up. Had his head caved in with a toolbox, then was back up. He was drowned in a swamp and was burned to death, then came back as a burnt Zombie, who then randomly healed all the burns by walking backstage.

Then Bill Goldberg's Spear and Randy Orton's RKO could just easily beat him for some reason. Even by WWE's booking standards, that is pretty fucked up lol
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Old 05-26-2023, 10:13 PM   #12
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To this day, it blows my mind how Brock would rather work Omos than Bray.

That said, Omos is great.
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Old 05-27-2023, 06:29 AM   #13
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Oh I totally get it. I’m a big Bray fan but can totally check out when we get to the in ring stuff. Bray would almost certainly have had to go over and Lesnar selling that the “spooky bollocks” is actually affecting him is not a good look for him.
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I’d like to see a good Bray Wyatt match or hear a good Bray Wyatt promo.
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The Fiend fucking sucked. Horrible. I don’t care if he did move merch — that’s an endictment on the state of wrestling, if true. Complete disaster.
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How did he do this run? Don’t know. I did hear it was underwhelming, but I don’t have the numbers. Him moving lots of wouldn’t change that he sucks though. Stay obsessed with me.
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I'm interested in knowing within the past year, how much money have you spent on anything WWE related noid?
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$0. I haven’t given them a cent since they made Jinder Mahal champion. Well, I guess they make money off the stat I become when I watch them on Binge or YouTube. But I cancelled my WWE Network subscription in 2017.
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