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Barbie (2023)
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Margot Robbie was the most beautiful woman in the world for around the time it takes you to see her naked.
…and then she opened her mouth and exposed herself as an equal in idiocy to Jennifer Lawrence. If they were both mute they would return to their former beauty. |
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It just looks too goofy, but I'm probably going to get dragged to it anyway so I might as well suck it up.
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There's a film genre term that escapes me at the moment that describes a hyper reality kind of absurdity within the setting that I think this is going for. Like Truman Show, LEGO Movie, and The Matrix there's probably some underlying truth to the setting from which the main Barbie will escape emotionally or literally. In that case it would be wise to market the movie as little more than a wacky comedy adaptation, so the real stuff doesn't get spoiled. Two moments hint at this secret plot, imo.
But that's as much thought as I got for this, not really rushing to theaters for a Barbie movie. |
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Girls just wanna have fun
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If nothing else it comes across as something that the Jem and the Holograms movie should have been.
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Oh fuck I've never been so disappointed in something not marketed toward me.
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She does look like a whore a lot
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A whore you’d pay for though. A quality whore.
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