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Old 07-31-2014, 07:59 AM   #7601
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Guardians of the Galaxy - 9/10. I'd say they're like Spaceballs/Serenity/Borderlands type of cartoony characters that you'd expect from this one. Esp. the 80s music and the blue aliens..The easter egg ending on it was a little bit unnecessary. Could've used more screentime for Thanos story too.
How's Thanos' appearance?

Don't tell me THAT is Thanos:

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Old 07-31-2014, 07:22 PM   #7602
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How's Thanos' appearance?

Don't tell me THAT is Thanos:

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Think bigger.. Bigger than Jay Leno's lower jaw. :P

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Old 07-31-2014, 07:54 PM   #7603
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Ok, I've seen that, but I wasn't sure if that's the look they were going with in the actual movie.

Good to know, very much like the comic books.
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Old 07-31-2014, 08:49 PM   #7604
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes-8/10
Stellar sequel. Far better than the second. Motion capture actors stole the fucking show, sans one shining scene for Gary Oldman.

Hercules-7/10
Pure raw entertainment. Didn't take itself seriously at all. Good humor. Rock was good. I liked it and was pleasantly surprised.
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Old 08-01-2014, 10:12 AM   #7605
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:17 PM   #7606
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Old 08-02-2014, 01:06 PM   #7607
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:49 PM   #7608
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Old 08-03-2014, 10:11 PM   #7609
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Old 08-03-2014, 11:40 PM   #7610
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:12 AM   #7611
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Old 08-04-2014, 04:12 AM   #7612
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Batman: Assault on Arkham 8.5/10 one of the best animated BATMAN movies.

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Old 08-06-2014, 04:14 PM   #7613
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Old 08-06-2014, 07:00 PM   #7614
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Old 08-06-2014, 08:44 PM   #7615
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Old 08-07-2014, 12:23 PM   #7616
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For some reason I do want to see this movie, and it is not just because it has Scarlet Johansson in it.
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Old 08-08-2014, 07:55 AM   #7617
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Old 08-08-2014, 12:21 PM   #7618
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Cabin Fever: Patient Zero. 5/10.

Only redeeming quality of this: The gross sex scene with the infected beach girl and a bloody ass zombie catfight between the mad doctor bitch and the heroine.
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Old 08-09-2014, 03:40 AM   #7619
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Old 08-09-2014, 06:56 PM   #7621
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Old 08-09-2014, 08:42 PM   #7622
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a very unsettling/mindfuckery movie right up there next to the Wicker Man. The poster's tagline is self explanatory but basically, it's based on this REAL time event yet the movie didn't say the usual intro of 'based on a true story" caption: The Jonestown Massacre. 8/10.
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Old 08-10-2014, 09:33 AM   #7623
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Guardians of the Galaxy 10/10

Fuck it, couldn't think of a way to improve it.

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Guardians of the Galaxy-10/10

What a slam fucking dunk for Marvel. By and far the most enjoyable film of the summer to this point, for me, as well as potentially the enjoyable Marvel movie for me to date. The chemistry between the team was through the roof. Best movie I have seen this year.

Dragon Ball Z: Battle of the Gods-8/10

Really enjoyable and well done DBZ movie, in English. Was awesome to see such new, crisp animation, and see Vegeta and Goku get some much screen time. Have a feeling this is going to cap off DBZ, and, if that's the case, this was an enjoyable and well done way of going about it.
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They Came Together - 7/10

I rented this sumbitch on iTunes for a whopping $ 6.99 (I know, right?) because I love the cast. Unlike a lot of reviewers (mostly hopeless romantic white females) on iTunes, I knew what I was getting in to. I had a good time.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-0/10

Well, I saw it, and honestly, it was pretty fucking awful. I cannot say that the people behind this movie got anything right.

I almost don't where to start. Guess it'll be the story itself, which was barely there. Literally, the plot was was near non existence. I do not know exactly what this movie was about. I do know the white man wanted to be rich (more rich?), and the Japanese guy wanted.....I don't recall exactly what he wanted.

Speaking of him, Shredder was completely useless in this movie. He doesn't say or do much of anything. He has zero presence, zero panache. The original did such a great job of building him up and creating this aura around him to the point where, when he finally showed, it was amazing and the highlight scene of the film. In this one, you see him twice, and then he's got his awfully megatron shredder outfit, which, even in the context of the film, is utterly ridiculous.

He also has zero connection with the turtles. None. Nothing. Why he cares about them, why he wants them dead, why he even gives two flying fucks is beyond me. I think the original idea was legitimately to have Fitchner play Shredder, and when fans had a hissy fit, the lackluster crew decided to heave a quick, meaningless rewrite into the film, thinking they would appease the fan base.

The turtles were awful, too. I was hoping to at least enjoy there banter and seeing them on screen, but they were so under fucking developed. They literally showed up, and that was it. Nothing personal about them. Nothing to make you care. Just a bunch of junk plastered all over them, stupid dialogue and boner jokes, and no chemistry between any of them. They were just there. To give the villains and April something to do, and nothing more.

Splinter was shit too. Looked liked shit. His origin was shit. And apparently, reading a picture book on ninjitsu not only makes you have a subtle Japanese accent, it causes you to dress like a ninja master and somehow know about the Shredder, a being you have never met and have zero reason as to knowing who they are or that they even exist.

This movie just doesn't have it. It's not even hilariously bad. It has no reason to exist, and the story itself is not memorable at all. The movie literally just happens. The first one had a strong underlying theme of family, and what that means to the different characters. This movie's theme was...well, I don't know, but it was fucking atrocious.

Sad thing is, it's making money despite being really, really bad, which means there's no doubt going to be a sequel, which is only going to get worse.
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9/10. Very powerful nihilistic view from a shooter's perspective of how corporate world bullshit is controlling us etc.. And his method is shooting spree. Even better than the 1st Rampage. I agree with the review saying Uwe Boll looked in the mirror and made better like this one!

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